Disclaimer: Characters belong to Tamora Pierce bless her heart. Concept to Helen Fielding, posted for Dancing Dove VSD thing.
Set during First Adventure
The Very Secret Diary of Alanna of Trebond
Day One:
Traded places with Thom. V. clever on my part. Threatened Coram w/ gift so he wouldn't say anything. More cleverness!
Day Two:
Met heir to throne. V.v.v. sexy. Told v. hot RoM that he was kissing pigs. Lucky pigs.
Feministic thoughts: 3 not bad for second day of being male.
Day Six:
More RoM. Also met history teacher Myles. I suspect he is gay. Is court drunk. V. displeasing. Found him eyeing Jon. More displeasing.
Feministic thoughts: 1. V. happy w/self! Yay!
Day Thirty:
Refused to go swimming today. V. depressing. Advantages to refusal: Continuing knight training, continuing seeing Jon. Disadvantages: Neither Jon nor RoM can see naked swimming self. Off to my room to sulk.
Feministic thoughts: 4. Stupid swimming.
Day Seventy-three:
Yay! V. good day. Punched RoM below waist. Was congratulated by Jon and Co.
Feministic thoughts: 2. Go me!
Day Eighty-six:
Went to Corus today. Met v. v. v. attractive George Cooper. Is King of Theives. Is single. V. happy for self.
Feministic thoughts: 5. GC v. hot
Day 104:
Started courses. V. dissapointing. Got pretty dress. Yay! Suspected GC of peeping when changing at GC mother's house. V. on-turning.
Feministic thoughts: 8. Damn GC.
Midwinter:
Jon became squire. Yay! Delia Eldorne being sexy for Jon. V. off-putting. Refused to dance w/ her. She tried to fondle me. Rather hot. No! Bad self!
Feministic thoughts: 12. Damn Midwinter.
Day 172:
Went to Corus. Bought more pretty dresses. On way back, kissed by GC. V. good. Headed off by v. big, v. sexy Raoul. Ment to go to stables. Distracted by armload of dresses I wasn't supposed to have. Damn disguise as male.
Feministic thoughts: 3. Too distracted by gayness of Raoul.