HIYO! Kei Asakura here! I got another on my second chappie. They also
wanted pancakes! YAY! I still haven't got any. Well, no one has said anything
about being anyone, so I will stick with my own character and the regular
peoples. YAY! Two exclamations this time. Next time it there will be three.
Haha. Anyway, I BEAT KINGDOM HEARTS CHAIN OF
MEMORIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSS! .
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM SOOOOOOO
HAPPPPPYYYYYYY! (jumps around and makes everything fall down
and break, including the gas heater and starts a fire! Dead!) No. I am not dead.
BUT I BEAT IT! I LOVE THE FEELING OF BEATING A GAME! RIKU IS
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREAT! (huggles games case) Wow, I have no
life. Gotta do homework too. And laundry. OMG! I WANT THE NEXT GAME
TO COME OUT! SOOO BADLY! I heard that Clay Akin (or however you
spell it) is gonna play Auron's voice. (Auron comes on stage and rips shirt off) If
I was invisible! Haha, I just heard that. I am not totally sure. Haha. Aww,
good times. Good times. In this chappie, there may be words you may not
understand. I am going to use Japanese thingies at the end. Meaning these.
Kun and Chan. They are honorifics (I think that's it) they use at the end of
someone's name. Usually for little girls with chan or best friends (like Rena-
chan) or kun for little boys and friends that are boys (like Riku-kun) There are
also sensei as in teacher, san as in Mr. or Mrs., sama which is higher than san
and DONO! Bigger than all of the other one, but is rarely used. (like Karou-
dono, oro!) I am adding new people that have reviewed. (8 of em!) And I will
acknowledge them at the end.
Anyway, disclaimer.
Disclaimer… YAY! (told ya!):
Selphie: Since I hardly get to say anything, I will
say the disclaimer…. Kei—(cut off by a blitzball!)
Wakka: Uh, yeah, sorry. Well, since she is out, I will say it. Kei Hao Asakura
doesn't own Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts or my precious blitzball. (starts to
stroke while whisper in a Golem like voice 'my precious!') (don't own LoTR
either!) ON WITH THE STORY! YAY!
"LINE UP!" a tall brunette yelled, blowing a whistle that hung around his neck.
Many kids ran in front of the teacher, doing as the teacher said.
He was the gym teacher, Mr. Leon. Or otherwise known as Squall. But only his
closest of friends call him that. If a student called him that, they would run
around the school on his hands with Mr. Leon standing on his feet until MR.
LEON got tired. YAY! So everyone called him Mr. Leon.
Mr. Leon glared at the all the big eyed kids, noting all their innocence and
youth. He sighed then put his gloved hand on his face.
'How did I get myself stuck with this job? I didn't even go to school for this… I
didn't go to school at all. Oh yeah. The asshole of a principle, Cid, said I owed
him one,' Leon thought to himself.
He clenched his fists then slammed one into the wall he stood by, making it
crack all the way to the ceiling!
Many of the girls squealed, thinking that was very manly and hunky!
Tenkou laughed then looked over at Tidus who was staring at her. He sighed
then noticed she was wearing the boy gym uniform.
"Tenkou, why are you always wearing boys' clothes? You would look much
better in the girls," he said, pointing to Selphie who was next to Tenkou.
Tenkou looked down at herself and gave him a questioning look. She wore a
black shirt (I had to wear that in band camp two years ago in the burning sun! I
didn't march tho! Haha), red shorts and boy tennis shoes.
"Cause my mom wants me to be a boy more than a girl. She hates the thought
of me wearing anything that is girlish. When I was little, she always cut my hair
in a boyish way and made me wear boy clothes. But when I developed a body,
we agreed that I would wear boy clothes if I could grow my hair out. She
agreed and I am now like this. Plus, I hate tank tops," she said, poking Selphie
in the belly.
She giggled like the Pillsbury Dough Boy and held her tummy. People stared,
but said nothing because the two boys, Shika and Cho, were right next to her,
glaring at the one who were about to laugh. Tenkou laughed, but she only
cause she was like that. Tidus sighed then felt a chill run down his back.
Tenkou felt the same and turned around.
There before her stood a girl about her height with bright yellow eyes like a cat,
dark gray hair with a mixture of blue put in two pigtails with red ribbons to
match her shorts. Tenkou grinned then jumped on the girl!
"KORI-CHAN!" she cried, knocking both of them down!
The girl, Kori, pushed Tenkou off her and sat on the ground. She stared at
Tenkou then looked over at Tidus and her eyes turned into hearts!
'MY MY! SOOO CUTE!' Kori thought, clasping her hands over her heart and
staring up at him as flowers surrounded his face, the whole world disappearing.
Tenkou looked back and forth, wondering what was happening.
"Tenkou, you need help getting up?" Tidus asked, holding his hand out to her.
She took it and stood up, smiling.
The flowers around Tidus disappeared and a fire surrounded his angelic face
and Tenkou squeezed in the picture, horns on her head and fangs bearing out
of her mouth!
"Kori-chan! You ok?" Tenkou asked, patting Kori on the shoulder.
Kori snapped out of her dream time and glared up at her. She slowly stood and
started to walk to the end of the line. But before she got to the end, she turned
around and pointed her finger at Tenkou.
"Tenkou Wei! I will steal Tidus from you! You will regret the day your mother
and father ever made love to make you! Mark my words! I will get you Tidus!
Mawahhahahahahah!" she said, laughing evilly.
Everyone in the huge gym stared at the strange haired girl laughing like a she
was a villain from a Disney movie (don't' own that either) and the gym teacher
trashing every thing that wasn't breathing with a sword that had a gun looking
hilt.
"This is gonna be a strange year, ya?" Wakka asked, looking at Kairi.
Before she could say anything, the authoress did the paragraph break thingy.
After everyone changed out and the bell rang, Riku and Sora had to stop by
their room. But before they could make it to the dorms halls, they heard a
sound following them. Sora looked over his shoulder and spotted a dust cloud
coming towards them!
"R-Riku! What is that!" he yelled, pointing to the cloud.
Riku turned around and almost screamed!
"STAMPEDE!" he yelled, running away, grabbing Sora's hand and dragging
him with him.
Sora looked behind him and saw many girls chasing them!
"RIKUuuuUUUUUuuuUUuuUU! DON'T LET THEM GET ME!" Sora yelled,
jumping on Riku's back!
Riku almost fell, but someone grabbed his hand and pulled him into an empty
classroom. They both fell on the ground, heaving a large sigh.
"Riiiiikkkkkkuuuuu-kkkkuuuunnnn. Sooooooorrrraaaaa-kuuuuunnnn. Hello,
cuties," they heard someone say!
They looked up, expecting a crazed fangirl, but only say Kori…. wasn't that just
as bad? Oh well. Kori was wearing the school uniform with matching blue
ribbons. She smiled at them and held out an envelope.
"Can you please give this to Tidus? Please? I beg you cause I saved your life
and all," she said, shrugging her shoulders.
Riku slowly sat up from the ground he was lying on and stared at her.
"If we don't?"
"All the fangirls will know where you do your laundry and you will have no more
underwear because they will make a shrine. That and I can tell them where you
live."
Riku's eyes widened with fear and snatched the letter from Kori's hand.
"I knew you would see it my way."
And with that, all three walked out of the class room, Kori looking satisfied,
Riku looking fearful and Sora looking for the fangirls.
"Hello class. I am your teacher, Yuffie. But you may call me GtY. Great
Teacher Yuffie. (Got the name from GTO which I don't own) I was suppose to
teach ya something, but I really don't' care! Haha. Well, I guess we will tell
everyone about ourselves, huh? I will start with myself………… YOU! WHAT IS
THE CENTER OF AN APPLE CALLED?" the crazy ninja teacher
asked, pointing to a browned haired girl with blue eyes.
The girl gave her a questioning look then took a paper ball and threw it at the
teacher! GtY hit it back like a volleyball and the girl hit it back. They did this for
another minute or so until some random student threw a couple more in.
People laughed as the student and GtY did this for more than ten minutes, tons
of papers that had been thrown in.
Then there was a knock on the door. It didn't stop GtY or the student.
A tall, rugged blond man with a cigarette in his mouth wearing a weird looking
belt that started past his waist, white shirt with stains on it, pants that stopped
above his ankles with his black boots.
"Yuffie! Rena! What the are ya doin? You should be teachin Yuffie! God
dammit! I swear, come with me, you little
!Y
!Q(" the
principle, Cid, said, making everyone's eyes widen with shock.
He grabbed both of their ears and practically dragged them out of the room.
Wahhh, I was gonna add something, but I am one of the laziest ppl in the
world. No joke. Ahhh, soo tired and I still have to take a shower and watch an
anime that I borrowed. Gosh darnit! And if you get bothered by any of my work,
I apologize. Haha, I am sorry if you are annoyed. And now, I need to
acknowledge the reviewers!
Rena-chan: Haha, I hope you can read it this time around. I changed a lot of
things in this. Haha, I need to change my handwriting. Here is a ninja cookie!
(thanks for letting me borrow Card Captor Sakura. It was sooo kawaii)
Kirby: Umm… I feel kinda dumb… are you a boy or a girl and what is your hair
color? Gosh, I feel soo stupid. I could've looked on my review, but as I have
said before, I am one of the laziest authors in the world. Ninja cookie for you!
Tyler N.: OMG! Please don't hate me or anything! I am sooo sorry if that isn't
good enough! I had to think of the semi-evil person beside Ansem. Tell me if it
was alright because if it isn't I will change it. I am a spaz! (Has about ten or so
seizers!) ninja cookie
Inuyashapup: Thanks for reviewing on both chappies. I was about to put three,
but this is the third one. I need sleep. ARIGATOOOO! Ninja cookie
Sora Skellington (love that name): thanks muchies muchies! Ninja cookie.
Unknown: You are an unknown aren't cha? Haha. Thanks for the review. Ninja
cookie!
That is all. If I forgot you and you reviewed, I am the worst person in the world.
I am sooooooooooo sorrryyyyyyyyy. Ahhh, I am soo tired. I have to update it
then go to sleep. I'll take a
shower when I wake up in a couple of hours. Darn you insomnia! Haha, bye!
-Kei Asakura
P.S. I never did get my pancakes.
P.S.S ummm…. I forget…
P.S.S.S I remember!
P.S.S.S.S I got a paper cut on my chin! Owww.