The Luck of Luffy

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Luffy was at a crossroads, for you see he didn't want to risk his friendship with Nami, but he also really liked Nami. He didn't know what to do, so he went to a friend, well kind of, he had only met her a few days ago but still he thought of her as a good friend. "Vivi-san? Are you busy?"

Turning around the Princess of Arabasta looked upon the captain of the Going Merry, "No, is there something you need Luffy?" Shaking his head, Luffy screwed up his courage and dove right in, "I have a question about a girl, how do you tell her that you like her?"

Believing this was a wish come true, Vivi tried her best to stay composed, 'I don't want to show my hand before he really confesses, I mean I hope he confesses.'

"Well all you have to do is say what you feel, it will go from there. Here why don't you practice on me?"

Luffy was surprised by her candor, but if this was a chance to actually practice the words then it couldn't go wrong when he talked to Nami-chan. "Okay, thank you Vivi-san. Here goes nothing….I like you…I really want to spend my life with you….uhhhh…is that good Vivi-san?"

Drifting off into her own little world, Vivi took Luffy's word's to heart, "Oh that was wonderful Luffy, I want to spend the rest of my life with you too." Without any actual thought going through her head, Vivi launched herself at the haphazard captain, the captain was a bit startled and that is why he didn't have the good sense to run away. Vivi was embracing the captain like a long lost lover, effectively stunning the captain and making him an unwilling partner in a kiss that lasted for a good long time. 'I have so much love for this man, but he seems to be preoccupied, maybe he needs a kick start?' Massaging his face, Vivi tried to garner a response from her loved one, Luffy soon stopped his struggles and participated with a passion in the activities that tied the world together. 'I knew a little suggestion would do it, wow….I didn't know you could do that….mmmmmm….he knows the right spot….ahhh….'

Soon the two were on the cabin floor, wrestling for position and trying their best to make the other feel how wonderful they were feeling. Although a tiny part of Luffy's brain was getting a little anxious, but the more important part of his mind was trying to comprehend how Vivi was doing the things that at last count he could only do.

The couple were in the thralls of passion and soon all the world vanished but for the pair of them. They could neither see nor hear what was happening outside their little world, it was a wonderful sensation and Vivi wasn't about to let it go anytime soon. Believing it was best not to get caught on the floor, Vivi guided the pair into the pantry closet in hopes of avoiding a confrontation if they were discovered. A few tussles here and there, the boat seemed to be shaking with pent up rage, either that or the storm outside was raging like an inferno. The jars of spices came crashing down upon the two, but Luffy took the brunt of the damage since he protected Vivi with his elastic body. "Are you okay Vivi-chan?"

Those were the first words that had been spoken since their embrace, she held onto Luffy and nodded into his shoulder. "I will be back, I must check on the crew and the boat. Please wait for me here…mmmmm….you taste like berries….sweet….berries.."

Vivi would not let Luffy go without a last kiss, which seemed to be a filled with more passion than ever before. "Please come back to me, I cannot live without you…please?"

Nodding his head, Luffy went to check on the crew, 'Great…this is just great…what the heck am I supposed to do now? I mean with Nami and Vivi, it seems the world is either with me or playing a really funny joke on me. Ahhh…forget that stuff for now…now what caused all those tremors on the boat? Could it be a Sea King?'

Stepping onto the deck Luffy was assaulted by the winds of the hurricane, the riggings and the very mast was coming loose at the seams. 'If this keeps up we will be buried in the on coming wave, what the heck are we going to do? I better get that mast down before it breaks and destroys the cabin's below.'

Latching his hands onto the mast Luffy broke it off at the base, 'Maybe I can do something useful with this, a barricade on the door? Hmmm….or a cross that will make it so the debris and our own ship doesn't destroy the lower levels?' Placing the mast close to the cabin doors, Luffy hoped to spare the lower decks and sacrifice whatever was on the top of the ship.

When was through he went to check on the rest of the crew, Nami seemed to be sleeping still, Ussop took a hit to the head but nothing fatal, Sanji was sleeping soundly in his own hammock, while Zoro seemed to be always sleeping or taking a nap. 'The crew is fine, but that still doesn't explain what was happening to the ship a few minutes ago. What was all that about?'

Well when you ask questions sometimes you get answers that you don't always like, for example when a person asks how they look, many people are jerks and will tell them that they look repulsive. Although in this case it is not a matter of looks, just a little too much company on the Going Merry. "Hello there lover boy, how are you doing?"

Delivering a side kick, Luffy was surprised to find that he could not connect on the kick. "Alvida, what are you doing here?"

"Oh just stopped by for a little visit, now how is the crew? The long nose get a little bump on his head? I told my crew to be gentle, oh well you know how it is, right?"

Shaking his head, Luffy held Alvida to the wall, "Get off my ship and stop harming my nakama (comrades)."

"Oh I can't do that sugar, I have to do what I like it helps me sleep at night. Now come over here so I can give your reward."

Grasping Luffy in her arms Alvida delivered a kiss that was as passionate as either Nami's or Vivi's. Soon she had him in her grip, he was falling into her trap and loving every minute of it. 'Stop…now….she's going to hurt Vivi and Nami….go….Now!'

Breaking free of her hold, Luffy charged back into the cabins, "Vivi-chan, Nami-chan, where are you?"

Unfortunately for the both of them, the girls had already been capture. "Looky what we have here fellas, fresh meat, now which of you wants to try it out first?"

"Me….I want the one on the left you guys can have her after I'm done."

Nami was frightened to death but would not let it show, 'Luffy, please save me….please help me.' Almost bidden by her very thoughts, Luffy emerged from the doorway, "Get away from her you bastards, I will make each and every one of you pay for what you have done to my friends."

Delivering kick upon kick, Luffy was the devil incarnate, he was showing the Alvida crew why he was worth 30 billion beli. His eyes were like demon's he held no mercy in them, the crew knew that they should have stayed on the ship. "I will never let them be hurt, do you understand me?" By the time Luffy was done the walls were covered in blood and the men were reduced to mice whimpering about their numerous bruises and bumps.

"Are you okay? Did they hurt you?"

Amazed by the sheer ferocity of Luffy's attacks both women just sat slack jawed, Luffy was getting worried they didn't seem to be responding. "Nami? Vivi?"

With a quick shake of her head, Nami came out of her trance, "Yes Luffy were okay, you stopped them before they could do anything. Thank you." Nami fell into Luffy's arms, "Nami-san? Are you okay? I think she's tired Luffy, we should get to bed."

"That sounds like a good idea Vivi-chan, let me help you."

"Uh…uh…uh….I didn't say you could go yet."

"Alvida!"

"Ahh….I love the way you call my name, how bout it Vivi-san we can take him together? I don't mind sharing, he is really a handful when you get him."

At this point Nami wakes up, "Wha….Luffy?"

"I didn't do anything, I mean she did it all I had nothing to do with it."

"Now that's not a nice way to put it Luffy-kun, he loved it girls, so how bout it?"

The girls were trying their best to kill Alvida, but Luffy held them back, "She's just trying to provoke you, let her go, she can do no harm anymore."

"That isn't true Luffy, I can still do many things to you. And I just can't wait for it, you can either take it like a man….oooohhh that sounds good. Or you can whine like a little girl, either way you are going to take it."

Feeling that the woman needed a face lift, Nami and Vivi both delivered a well-timed uppercut. "Hohohoho…that was amusing, any more?"

Looking at their hands, both Nami and Vivi seemed to be burned, "Didn't I tell you that no one can touch me? And those burns are proof that, your fists just slid off and at such speeds no wonder it burned."

Walking toward Luffy, Alvida was looking at her prize, 'Oh this will be so much fun, I've got you now lover boy.'

"Enough, stay away from Luffy-kun."

"Luffy-kun? Since when are you so familiar with Luffy, Vivi-san?"

"Uh….I meant Luffy not Luffy-kun, sorry Nami-san."

"I don't think so, now tell me what happened."

"Uh…girls, I think we have other problems."

Looking around, the girls saw to their horror that Alvida had tied up Luffy with his own two hands. "Now that your ready, I think I will savor this, oh girls, want to try a piece?"

"Get away from him!"

"Yeah what she said."

"Come on we can share him, I mean look at him he can't do a thing about it. Let's just make him feel happy, eh?"

While the girls were contemplating this, Luffy was surprised by their actions, "Nami! Vivi!"

"Oh right, sorry Luffy. We've decided, we'll share him this time but next time he's all mine."

"What are you talking about Vivi? I wanted him first."

"I want him Nami, can't you wait your turn?"

"Would you two cut it out and get over here. I want to taste him again."

There was only one thing going through Luffy's mind, 'This could be really bad.'

Authors Notes: So how do you like the second chapter? Anyways leave a review if you please, I like to know how well I am writing. Well, I got to go, see you next time.