The Luck of Luffy

Disclaimer: I don't own any part of One Piece, please don't sue I don't have much money.

Once the girls had finished with their fun, they set about the arduous task of splitting the timing to share Luffy. "How bout if I get him every Sunday, Monday and Tuesday?"

"I don't think so Vivi, that is 3 days out of 7, I should be getting that amount."

"Don't be silly Nami, if anyone is going to get three days with Luffy-kun it will be me, I mean I am the most beautiful on this ship."

"Would you just tone it down Alvida? I mean all you have been talking about is shagging Luffy and your own stinking beauty, I mean your not ugly but come on."

"Fine, but only if you all agree that I am the most beautiful."

"No way, I mean look at me I assure you a Princess is the most beautiful."

While all this was going on, Luffy was crawling his way to the cabin's, 'Maybe if I make as little sound as possible I can escape unscathed.' Unfortunately for Luffy, Alvida used her mace to hold him in place, "Now girls, you are boring Luffy, see he is running away, how bout another round lover boy?"

Remembering the "rounds" Luffy was trying his best to get away from the pirate queen's grasp. "Well look at that he's raring to go, you girls alright for a second round?"

"Sounds good to me, how bout you Princess?"

"Ummm….maybe we should ask Luffy first, he seems to be running away Alvida-san."

Looking behind her, Alvida saw to her dismay that her captive had escaped, 'He's sneaky I like that in a man, plus his body is something that I cannot turn down.'

The women continued the pursuit for their lover and captive, "Get him before he gets to the cabin door, if he locks it we'll never catch him."

"I am not a commodity to be traded around, please let me go?"

"We don't want you as a commodity, we want your love, do you understand?" Although it seemed Luffy was listening, he was in actuality destroying the lock mechanism and plotting his escape route. "I understand, but I got to go." Without further ado, Luffy threw open the door and delved into the depths of the ship. "Darn him, he tricked us, anybody got a sword we can break down this door with?"

"I got a mace, but it will probably do more harm than good, I mean it is not exactly the most accurate of tools."

Feeling the clock slipping away, Nami used all her resources to find a way to nab her captain once more. 'Now if I were a scared man, where would I go?'

Fortunately for Nami, Vivi and Alvida the answer came in the form of a monstrous wave and a broken down boat. The little caravel was tossed atop the waves, luckily it hit the side of a small island and grounded to a halt. This sudden stop sent the resident women tumbling down the ship and onto the beach sand below.

"Uhh….did anyone catch the whale that hit us?"

"That was no whale, it was a tsunami, it had been about 40 feet tall. Everyone okay?"

"Yeah, my skin can take anything the world throws at me. I am so perfect."

"You know what I said about that Alvida? Right, anyways let's get our bearings, where the heck are we Nami-san?"

"I don't have the slightest clue, I need to get my map and log pose. We should be at Little Garden but with that type of weather who knows?"

"You guys okay?"

Looking above them the girls saw their captive…uhh….captain, "Were okay Luffy, how bout the rest of the crew?"

"Well Zoro is still asleep, Sanji is awake but he bumped his head and seems to be seeing stars, he keeps talking about a bunch of angels. Lastly, Ussop seems to be okay but that bruise you gave him didn't help Alvida."

Having the decency to look shamefaced Alvida hung her head in a bout of shame, Luffy looked on at the surrounding area, "Where are we Nami?"

"As I finished telling these two, without my equipment and maps I can't tell you. Can you pass them down?"

Nodding his head Luffy went in search of the elusive equipment, searching in the cabin's game room Luffy found what he needed. Slowing removing bits of wood and dust that had piled up around the maps and equipment, Luffy could only hope that the Log Pose didn't get broken when they landed here.

With the equipment retrieved Luffy went back out to hand it to Nami, "Hey Nami I think this is it, I don't know what else you need, look it over first."

Taking the map and other things away from her captain, Nami soon tried to plot their uneven course. 'So if the waves hit us in this direction this should be Little Garden, but I don't see why that this would be called that.' Looking around Nami soon found out the reasoning behind it, 'Those trees are a bit older than I thought they would be, plus their humongous, how could they grow that high? And what are those dark things over there, they look like the size of elephants but no way in heck are they any type of mammal I have seen.'

"Nami, do you know where we are? And why the heck those eyes keep staring at us?"

"I think were on the island of Little Garden, but as for the eyes I would suggest we run about now."

Needing no second urging, all three ran toward the ship and it's superhuman crew, "A little help here Luffy, I don't think we can make it up in time."

"Sure Nami, just keep going I'll deal with the beasts." Jumping from his perch Luffy faced the enemy head on, but got a nice big surprise when it was a towering T-Rex. "Wha…..a dinosaur….it's so big….I wonder if I can eat it?"

"Luffy stop messing around and pound it already, I don't want to be some dinosaurs dinner tonight." Doing as his navigator instructed, Luffy gave the dinosaur the ole one, two punch. Sending the beast into la la land, "That was fast, wonder if it tastes good?"

Looking at the enormous beast, Luffy was tempted to filet it right then and there, but other matters were more pressing. "Where the heck are we Nami? Why are there dinosaurs?"

"I can answer that Luffy-kun, this island is one of the prehistoric islands, meaning it hasn't gone into it's human stage yet."

"Huh?"

"With the amount of trouble it takes to get around the Grand Line each island evolves naturally. That is why some are the most advanced you will ever see, while some are like this place, a scene out of a dinosaur book. Do you understand?"

"Uh-uh."

Hanging her head Vivi tried to explain it once more, all it did was confuse Luffy until he was holding his head in pain. "Alright enough, just think of it as a dinosaur park, but the dinosaurs are real. Get it?"

"Yep."

"Great now that the history lesson is over what the heck are we going to do? This is Little Garden, but by the time the Log Pose sets we will be dinosaur chow."

The crew was not alarmed in the least, well at least Luffy wasn't, "Hey that means I can get all the meat I can eat from these dinosaurs, how bout it Sanji?"

"Sanji is still lying in his hammock Luffy."

"Oh right, guess I'll have to gut it myself."

"Ewww…gross Luffy, you don't even have a knife."

"I'll just break it into little pieces and eat it like that."

"Don't you want to cook it first?"

"Nah, I mean it all goes down the same way anyways."

The three women turned toward the cabin to see if they could find something to do while they were waiting for the Log Pose to set. "Don't wander far Luffy, I don't want to have to go looking for you later."

"Yeah, yeah don't worry Nami-san."

Picking apart the dinosaur was no small task but with Luffy's Devil Fruit powers it was a cinch. 'Okay, I think that is it, the rest of the stuff is garbage.' Tossing away what he could not eat, Luffy went in search of a place where he could rinse off. 'I smell like dinosaur blood and guts, I guess not a bad repellant against the girls.'

While rinsing off in the river, Luffy heard an ominous roar, 'What the heck is that? Something I can eat?'

Soon sounds of trees being trampled could be heard, 'Oh it is a big one, I'll eat for a week on the meat. Wonder if it's tough or tender?'

Looking toward the jungle, Luffy could make out a shape of enormous size, 'If that is a cow…mmmmmmm…..don't look like a cow though.'

"Hey Luffy cut it out, stop making all that noise."

"It's not me Nami, it's that thing over there."

Looking off into the distance Nami was stricken with fear, 'Giants? Why oh why did it have to be giants?' Luffy was getting excited the thing was going to emerge any second, 'Dinner time.'

Bursting through the underbrush, the giant greeted the newcomers with a massive bellow. "Hello….are you visitors?"

Fainting quickly away, Nami didn't have the energy to answer, "Yeah, what you want?"

"Oh a spirited human, what is your name warrior?"

"Name's Monkey D. Luffy, what is yours big human?"

"Human? Me? Hahahahahaha…..I am no human little man, I am a giant, name's Brody."

"How did you find us?"

"I followed the beast's death call, who killed the dinosaur?"

"That would be me, want some meat?"

"Hahahaha…that is funny little one, now tell me who really killed the thing."

"I did it, with my bare hands."

Looking at the captain with more admiration, the giant accepted the meat, "How bout a fire little man?"

"Sounds good."

Taking the back of his sword, Brody rubbed it against a huge boulder, sparks soon flew and ignited the woods that were closest to them. Breaking off the lumber, Brody made the fire that would cook the slabs of meat.

"So Brody how did you get here?"

"Well I am here for a particular battle, it is against another giant, we must fight to the death."

"Oh cool, but how is the meat coming along?"

"Fine, it should be ready in about a minute."

Nodding his head, Luffy went to go check up on the girls and his crew. Nami was still on the deck of the ship, "Hey Nami you okay?"

"Yes, but what are you doing Luffy-kun?"

"Eating meat."

"No, I mean what are you doing talking to a giant?"

"He's nice, and he made the fire so I don't see anything wrong. Why don't you go on down and talk to him. It's okay, I'll be there to protect you." Smiling gently Nami acknowledged Luffy's request, while she was talking to the Giant, Luffy went in search of Vivi and Alvida.

"Hey you girls okay?"

"Yeah were fine, at least now that you're here Luffy-kun."

"Can't you tone it down a little, jeez I don't need to here that every day and every second."

"You just don't love him like I do."

"Come off it Alvida, I love Luffy with a passion you can never fathom."

"Uh…girls, why don't you guys go with Nami and meet the new visitor."

"Sure Luffy, don't stay too long cooped up in here."

The girls each gave Luffy a mind numbing kiss, thus by the time he found the 3 remaining men on the ship Luffy was in la la land. "Luffy you okay?"

"Huh? Oh Ussop, yeah I'm fine. Why don't you go outside, there is food out there."

"Sounds good, you going to get Zoro and Sanji?"

"Yeah."

Quickly exiting the compartment, Ussop headed to the deck for a big surprise, 'I wonder if he will scream like a little baby?'

"Ahhh….what the heck is that? A giant? Ahhhhh"

'Yep he did.'

Author's Notes: I'll leave it here for now, leave a review please? Anyways, I have to go, see you.