I got 16 reviews and I only have had four chappies! How great is that. And

to Rhain-san, I am sorry about your finger. You can get a ninja cookie!

(Ninja cookie takes out two batons on fire and twirls them around like an

idiot until it smashes into his face)

Umm… that was defected. You can have a good one!

(REAL ninja cookie comes along, eating another cookie ((cannibal!)) then

spots authoress waiting for him. Takes out sword and gives her a cookie

cut!)

AAHHH! I am bleeding brown chocolate chips! Haha, I am a loser!

Wahhh, I just read a fan fic and these two people were all mushy mushy

then two more people showed up and ruined it then one of the mushy

people slapped his lover and it was sad! Wahhh, poor little one. hugs

Toboe-chan Then he runs away when a storms brews and they end it

there! Meanies!

Well, I got three new ppl for my story. I have to add everyone or else this

will end up like my other story. (Recalls evil flamers) Bakas. Let's see…

how many… Que-chan, Dazed-chan, Kirby-san, Kori-san, Rhain-chan and

Alesia-chan. Plus, Kyou-san (teacher), Kaori-chan (student) and Tenkou-

dono! Haha. I am gonna add Rhain-san and Alesia-san in this chappie

cause I still need everyone to tell me what I asked in chappie 4. Cause if

not, please oh please, don't hate me! I promise I will add you as long as

you answer the questions! Promise. Anyway, Since my life is calmed down

and I feel better, I will start the story!

Disclaimer: Kyou: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR

HOMEWORK! … Wait, I am suppose to say something else?

Tenkou: Yeah, Kyou-sensei. You are suppose to say that Kei Hao Asakura

doesn't own any of this or even you! She only owns Saru-kun and me.

Everyone else belongs to the reviewers and friends of the authoress.

Kyou: I knew that. On with the story… AND DON'T FORGET YOUR

HOMEWORK!

"Hey, Rhain, have you seen the new heart throbs of the school?" asked a

girl.

She wore the normal uniform with many assorted jewelry, had short spiky

brown hair and bright green eyes that had mischief in them.

A golden haired girl looked up at the brunette with her glowing yellow eyes

and grinned.

"Oh, of course not, Alesia. I mean, almost every girl in this whole building,

even the teachers have been trying to get their room number. But the Cid

won't allow it cause he is afraid that he would loss the attention span or

something I heard him say," she said in a voice that made the girl, Alesia

frown.

The blond haired girl, Rhain, smiled up at Alesia then stood up from the

lunch table.

"Joking…" "Sarcasm." "JOKING! aside, I wanna meet that Riku guy. He

is… how should I say… a little on the charming side," Rhain said, placing

her hand on her chin, smirking.

Alesia laughed then grabbed Rhains' hand and ran over to the lunch table

that had Riku, Sora, Tenkou, Tidus, Saru and Kaori sitting there.

"Hiyo, Rhain-san, Alesia-san! How is your day?" Tenkou asked, waving at

them.

They both waved then grabbed some seats, people complaining about that

being their chair, but ignored them and sat down.

"So, Tenkou, these are the infamous heartthrobs?" Alesia asked, smiling

over at Sora.

Tenkou nodded then locked her arms around Saru's neck.

"But Saru-san is the cutie! Don't you agree Kaori?" Tenkou asked, grinning

at the girl.

She glared at Tenkou and locked her arms around Tidus's neck.

Rhain stared at Riku, wanting to be friends… but also… a little more… but

NOT a fangirl! (Gahh, I hate it that I am defiantly a fangirl)

Alesia, on the other hand, was staring at Sora, watching everything that he

did. Breath, eat his food, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew…

SWALLOW!

"Ahh, Sora-kun, you're so cute!" she squealed, grabbing him by the throat

and hugging him!

Sora had to look of confusion and a puppy face mixed which made almost

all the girls in the lunch room faint. Then a large shadow loomed over

Alesia and Sora, yellow eyes staring at them!

"HEARTLESS!" Tenkou screamed, taking her fork and throwing at the

creature!

But the shadow caught it and stepped into the light, to reveal that he was

not a heartless, but a teacher!

"KYOU-SENSEI! Hiyo," she said, waving.

The red headed teacher, Kyou, glared at her then looked down at Alesia

and Sora.

"pda… Pda PDa PDA! PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION! I will never

allow this! You will take your arms from that boy! If you don't…

HOMEWORK!" he shrieked, pointing a strange ruler that looked like a

finger.

Alesia stared at him as did Sora and everyone else at the table.

"Sooo, Tidus! DO YOU LOVE ME!" Kaori asked, looking evil (almost like

Kagura from Furuba! Haha!).

Tidus looked around then nodded slowly, but scooted over near Tenkou.

The bell soon rang and most everyone left, leaving Kyou-sensei still

pointing his ruler towards the spot where Sora and Alesia sat. A cold wind

blew and he still didn't move.

The teachers who had their lunch at that time all sighed at the same time

and walked over to him.

Cloud, with Sephiroth hanging all over him like a leech, poked him with his

gloved hand and Kyou-sensei fell forward, slamming his head against the

table!

Sephiroth laughed (but not in his Lance Bass voice), seeing Kyou-sensei

not moving… or breathing.

The teachers screamed in fear and ran away, all except for the cool

teachers, Leon, Cloud, Sephiroth and GtY (Yuffie if you didn't).

"Is he dead?" GtY asked, bending down and poking him.

Kyou-sensei then started to shake and jumped to his feet!

"HAHAH! HOMEWORK FOR ALL THE LITTLE CHICKIES!" he screamed

at the top of his voice, running out of the lunch room, leaving all the

teachers behind.

GtY smiled then ran out the lunch room, screaming about manga and

Wakka… why Wakka, I do not know and you shall not either! Cause if you

know… the ninja's will get you… NARUTO-KUN!

Umm… ahem… umm… and then they went to Ms. Aerith's class!

WwWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwWWWWwwwWWWWWWWWwWW

"Hello, class. I am your Math teacher, Ms. Aerith. I am going to teach you

math this whole year. I hope we can become good friends. We will all tell

something about ourselves today. There is no need to work on the first

day. You're all new here and I want you to feel welcome in out humble

school. Now, I will go down the line. Will you tell us who you are and what

you like to do?" the pink clad teacher asked, smiling kindly.

It was a random girl that was sitting in the first seat of the front row.

It was as so: 1st row 1st seat, Random girl, 2nd Saru, 3rd Kaori 4th Random

Boy. 2nd row 1st seat Riku, 2nd Tenkou, 3rd Tidus, 4th Alesia

3rd row 1st Sora,2nd Rhain, 3rd Random girl 4th Selphie

4th 1st Shika, 2nd Cho, 3rd Wakka 4th Rena and the rest are random while

Kairi couldn't get a disk and had to sit in the corner.

(MUWHAHAHAH! TAKE THAT GIRL WHO IS ALL 'I LOVE Sora AND

RIKU BUT I WILL SOON CHEAT ON THEM ON THE 2ND GAME!')

"Well, I have no name because I am a random girl, but my likes are Riku!"

she said, staring next to her at Riku.

He shivered then looked away. She had a huge hairy mole just above her

lip.

'Please don't let her talk to me anymore,' he thought, putting his head

down on the desk.

Next was Saru. He wouldn't speak, so Tenkou told everyone that his name

was Saru and he like bananas and trees. Kaori was next and she told the

class that she loved Tidus and wanted to bear his beautiful children.

Everyone didn't say anything as Tidus sunk into his seat, embarrassed as

can be.

Random boy told the class that he was a necromancer... JUST KIDDING!

He was a good little boy.

Riku said that he liked to eat food. Tenkou said she liked Saru, Tidus said

he like to play blitzball. Kaori sniffed loudly and he added liked someone,

Alesia said that she loved Sora and Sora and she also added that she

LOVED Sora, Sora said he loved his mom and cookies (awww), Rhain

said she loved food, we'll skip random girl, Selphie said she liked Shika

and Cho, Shika said he like Selphie and Cho, Cho said he like Selphie and

Cho, Wakka said he like his blitzball (my preciousssss) and Rena said she

'admired' GtY.

Ms. Aerith smiled at all her students, glad that they were all so unique then

told them that she was going to talk about herself.

"My name is Aerith. I was born in a world called Midgar, but soon left it with

Principle Cid to take us in when we were younger. There was GtY, Leon

and me. I was so grateful to his kind acts…" but before she could go on,

the announcing thingy made a loud blaring noise and Cid's voice came on.

"I want the little !

#!)I))+)+)+)+)(((!!((!#!((!#! who

messed with my things in my office! Be it student or teacher… RENA

TSUKINO! GTY! GET IN HERE NOW!" Cid yelled, making everyone cover

his or her ears.

Rena sighed then stood up and bid everyone a grand goodbye with

fireworks that got peoples hair on fire! Well, only Kairi. Cause I am not her

biggest fan.

And when the fire was put out, Ms. Aerith dismissed class.

FGAFDKGAFDGJADGFadsfjlhsaflakfjhdsjkhkjhKJHKJHKJHKJHKJHKJK

That's all minna-san. Sorry it was short again. Chaz, I hope you are ok with

your dude and Rhain and Alesia, I hope that was ok also. If it isn't, please

don't hate me! I will change it if I have to. Plus, I need ideas. Next episode

of Kingdom School:

"N-Not here, Sephiroth, we have to teach kids," Cloud whimpered, pushing

Sephiroth away.

Sephiroth grinned then threw Cloud on the desk and said, "Why not show

them first hand?"

Let your mind run wild with that, Kina-chan! HAHA, yay fellow yaoi lover!

Me soo happy! Anyway, ppl who don't like boy on boy, it won't be soo bad,

hardly anything at all. I promise. Please still review and don't hate me.

-Kei Hao Asakura