Kei-chan here! How I have missed all of you! I feel so lost then I
remember all the wonderful reviews that I have gotten. I swear,
if I got a flame, I would be in a depression forever! Haha. Then
you would have to kill the flamer cause I wouldn't write forever!
So… how is everyone? Wahh, I am still sweepy. Can someone tell
me how to get good sleep without pills. I accidentally overslept
and got yelled at. Sadness. Hmm… how is the weather where you
live? My weather is gay. It snowed a couple days of go and we
still had to go to school. Stupid money hungry school system.
Umm… I am kinda embarrassed to say this, but I am out of ideas
in a way… so I am gonna do some chappies focused around one
person and their events. Haha… SORRY! Writers block in a way.
Everyone gets them once and a while right? Wahh! Sorry! I guess
I will start with Tenkou. Cause she is easiest to start with.
Ummmm… next will be Kori-san cause I feel sooo bad about the
huge mistake I made! I will think who I next. Most likely Kyou-sensei cause he never shows up and the guy who requested him is
my a really good friend who is a senior this year. Snif-a-snif. He
will be going to be a soldier thingy. Bon voyage! (waves at
silhouette of friend!) Don't get killed. Hah just kidding, Kyou-
sensei.
Kyou-sensei: HOMEWORK!
Me: (sweatdrop) Haha, silly sensei!
… GAHHH! I AM SOOOO SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I
AM THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD! WAHHH! (falls over
from heart attack)
Disclaimer:
Hana: Hello! Hana-chan here. Kei Hao Asakura does not own
anything but Tenkou, her ninja cookies, half of Saru-kun (Kei
holds up Saru's shirts without his body) Um… I guess a little of
me. But not really. Kori-sama owns me. Body and soul! Also, on the
script, Kei has told me say something. Kori-sama, she has
forgotten your thin mints ninja cookies last chapter which she is
very sorry. (looks at doctors who are trying to revive her)
Sooooo! (snaps finger and a boy runs up to her, holding a
microphone) Here they come, Thin Mints of America! (ten thin
mint ninja shaped cookies walk on the stage, wearing cool
forehead protectors with music notes, leaves, grass, mist, sand
and any other ones that I missed, waving at the audience) (Kori-
san form the story comes out on stage, looking for some twinkies,
but sees the cookies and eats all of them!) Oh, Kori-san, weren't
they beautiful? On with the story! KORI-SAMA! (runs over to
him and hugs him very hard!)
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"HIYO, RENA-CHAN!" Tenkou yelled, running over to the
brunette.
This is Tenkou Rei. She I s attending Gummi School of Kids Who
Want To Learn Lots, But The Teachers Are Too Lazy To Teach
You Anything, But The Kids Love It. She dresses like a boy, but is
indeed a girl. The girl, Rena Tsukino, is her best friend. Other
friends of Tenkou are Saru Ritsu, Riku, Sora, Kaori Kuri, Tidus,
Shika & Cho Yamanaka, Selphie, Wakka, Alesia, Rhain, Kyou-
sensei (shock!) and others. She is a loveable person, but not a
Mary Sue. Would a Mary Sue dress up as Klonoa and dress as a
boy and have purple hair? I think not! And so she is Tenkou Rei.
But, unknown to the hero of this chapter, a person the shadows
lurked there… in the shadows. If you shone a light on the person
you would see… THE TANNING SALON FREAK! A.k.a Ansem the
biology teacher. Why he was stalking these students, we don't
know. We do know he wouldn't wanna… r…a…p… rap with her?…
RAPE! OMG! … He wouldn't do that to a girl. Cause he is just a
tan version of Michael Jackson. (don't own him and darn glad
about that!) That silly man. And so, Tenkou was stalked by the
teacher while walking about. Rena noticed, but said nothing.
Tenkou had said nothing so Rena just assumed that she didn't
know he was there. But Rena kept on her toes, ready to attack.
She suddenly felt a presence very near and turned around, about
to punch the person when Tenkou squealed!
"Saru-chan was soo cute yesterday! Next time we do that, I can
be Maha and you can be Aura!" Tenkou said, jumping onto Saru.
He nodded, the cat ears on his head flopping a bit and clung to
Tenkou like a leech. In Gummi school, they went to class one day
then had a rest the other. So today, they decided they would
wander aimlessly. Tenkou had a pink bunny ears on her head, Saru
had kitty ears and Rena wore puppy ears that hung by her ears.
"I really don't know why I let you talked me into this," Rena said
with a light blush as she saw people staring at her.
Tenkou only grinned then spotted Alesia, Tsuki and Rhain.
She looked over at Rena and grinned even wider.
Rena knew exactly what she wanted her to do.
Taking in a deep breath, she yelled, "RHAIN! TSUKI-SENSEI!
ALESIAAAAAAAA!"
Everyone stopped and the three girls stopped talking and waved.
They ran over to Tenkou, Rena and Saru and bowed.
"So glad to see you! Would you like to spy on Sephiroth? We were
trying to get him in deeper trouble!" Rhain laughed, followed by
Tsuki.
"What I wanna do is challenge him to a fight! Ahhh, I haven't had
a good one for a long time," she said with a forlorn sigh.
Suddenly, her eyes widened and she threw her arms in the air,
crying a warrior like cry!
"HOW DARE YOU BUMP INTO ME! I WILL KILL YOU!" she
yelled, running after a young boy!
He screamed in fear and started to run as fast as he could.
But he was no match for Tsuki-sensei!
"Oh dear, there she goes. Well, see ya later, guys. Love the ears!"
Rhain said, running after her big sister.
Tenkou, Rena and Saru waved as girly screams were heard.
Then Rena felt Ansem's aura giving off an evil wave!
She looked around, wondering where he was hiding until she
heard a small 'ku ku ku'. She looked to her left and saw Ansem
hiding behind a potted plant. He had two green leaves resting on
his head.
"Tenkou Rei, you are my eternal rival for the ever so cute Saru-
kun! KU KU KU KU!" he laughed, standing up and getting everyone,
but Tenkou's and Saru's attention.
Rena had a little sweatdrop then ran off to get away from the
tanning salon freak.
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The next day, during gym, Riku and Sora had gotten into a heated
discussion about who would win a race around the school. Shika
and Cho had started a bet. Most everyone had betted on Riku,
but one person didn't. Saru. He felt sorry for Sora so he betted
him a dollar. And to his surprise… NO ONE WON! Mr. Leon
stopped this before it started and Shika and Cho had snuck out
with all the money. But not before Kaori and Tenkou got Tidus
and Saru's money back. So the rest of the class went by
uneventful… if you call Tsuki-sensei jumping down from the
ceiling and kicking Mr. Leon in the face! Poor Leon.
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Everyone is class watched as Rena and GtY fought over an over
against, the teacher not teaching anything. First it was the paper
ball, now it's ping pong. Ping pong you ask? I am sure you are
thinking, 'Where did they find a ping pong table?' Well, for some
odd unknown reason, GtY had a hidden room behind her black
board. In the room sat a ping pong table, basket ball court, golf
course, baseball field, arcade, yoga mats, the Mario Brothers,
piano, head shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes and a
swimming pool. GtY had challenged Rena to a game and Rena could
choose what she wanted play. She choose ping pong. They were
intense, smacking the ping pong ball back and forth, no one
making a sound. Then… a big shadow opened the door and ran
over to Saru and Tenkou!
"Dear Saru-chan, can you come to my room and help me with
something? Thank you!" he yelled, grabbing Saru's hand and
running out of the classroom!
Everyone was silent, staring at the door. The only noise hear was
Rena and GtY playing ping pong.
Suddenly, a blue eyed girl with coppery brown hair jumped form
nowhere, dressed in a green sailor skirt and white sailor shirt
and struck a pose!
"We must save Saru-kun from the evil clutches which is the
tanning freak! The Chosen Ones, follow me!" she yelled, running
out of the room.
And yet again, no one said anything.
The brunette poked her head inside the room and sighed.
Taking out some reading glasses and a piece of paper from his
shirt and started reading the paper out loud.
"The following people please repeat after me after I say your
names. Tenkou, Shika and Cho, Kaori, Rena, Rhain, Alesia, GtY,
Riku and Sora. Repeat. COSPLAY POWER!" she cried, holding her
fist in the air and striking another pose.
And still… no one said anything. A little tumble weed blew by the
brunette and a whistle was heard!
"Bobby! Didn't I tell you never to do that again!" GtY yelled,
throwing the paddle at a dark skinned boy!
"Umm… can you please say the words?" she asked, not moving
from her pose. Everyone shrugged their shoulders and said all
together, "COSPLAY POWER!"
Tenkou turned into Klonoa.
"Wee! Real ears! Real Tail!" she squealed, pulling at her ears.
The kids who weren't special stared and said nothing. (wow, don't
like to talk huh? He listens to those headphones 24/7. ((six flags
music)) Tenkou ran over to the brunette and struck a pose with
her. Lifting one foot and held on ear with both hands, a cute
smile on her face. Shika and Cho had bright orange hair, one
dressed in a samurai suit with a big sword resting on his shoulder
and the other was dressed in gray pants, a white shirt and belt
that hung off his waist. They looked at each other an grinned.
The black clad samurai cut a desk in half while the other kicked a
huge hole in the wall!
"Yeah! Shika, we're awesome!" Cho said, being the normal looking
one.
Shika laughed and high five-d his brother. So they ran over to
Tenkou and the brunette and struck a pose. Shika had his sword
above the girls and Cho was leaning on Shika. Kaori was dressed
in the red dress and her hair was pink, but it wouldn't come off!
She grinned then made strange hand seals and said, "Kage
Bunshin no Jutsu!"
Then four more appeared. She laughed evilly and told her clones
to tie Tidus up! They did as she said and sat on Tidus.
"Since I have done this, I will rule the world! Nothing can stop
me!"
Tenkou laughed and told her it will until her chakra diminishes.
Kaori's face saddened and all she did was walk over to the group
and struck a pose. She was the opposite of Tenkou, her finger
twirled around her finger and foot up.
Rena was wearing her DDR costume, but had a staff and a book.
"Yeah! Fly Card!" she said, slamming the wand onto the card!
The wands feathers that were at the head grew and Rena
started flying around. But Tenkou told her to strike a pose, so
she flew over to them, leaning on the wand and grinning.
Rhain was dressed in a blue skirt that looked similar to a sailor
skirt, white shirt that wrapped around her torso kind of tight
and carried a staff.
Tidus's eyes widened and he pushed all the clones off and tan
over to Rhain!
"YUNA! I HAVE MISSED YOU!" he yelled, wrapping his arms
around her!
Rhain glared at him then slammed the staff against his head!
He fell back and died! Just kidding. He was attacked by the
clones!
Rhain over to the group and leaned on her staff.
GtY was dressed in a white shirt, black jacket, black capris and
black heels while her hair was blond and grew out. But that
wasn't the most strange thing about her.
Her boobs were about four hundred feet in front of her!
She laughed and poked at them.
"They're squishy! Haha!" she laughed, running over to the group
and bending forward, winking.
Alesia was dressed in a skin tight brown suit with a white blouse
that made her boobs stick out from the overall like suit and red
gloves. Her hair was long and black, the bottom having a clip so it
wasn't all over the place. She also had a staff so she leaned on it,
opposite of Rhain. Riku was in his DDR suit, but the cloth was
floating around his body. He thought about choking some random
person and it went straight for… KAIRI! Naw, it went after
Bobby. But he wanted it to stop and it did.
Grinning, he walked over to the group and sat on the ground,
leaning his elbow on his knee and leaning his face on his hand. And
last but of course not least.
Sora! He was in his DDR Cosplay uniform, but he had a small large
ghost floating behind him and a sword on his belt.
"Guess you go in here?" Sora asked, pointing to the sword.
The ghost nodded and bowed.
"Whatever you want, Sora-dono," he said, bowing even deeper.
Sora laughed and ran over to the group, leaning on Riku with a
lazy smile while his ghost floated above him. (not a white ghost
that looks like a sheet, but a silver haired, handsome ghost
named Amidamaru) And so these people were the super heroes,
ready to save Saru-kun from the evil biology teacher!
"Let's go, ATSCKRRGRSA!" the brunette said, breaking the pose
and running out the door.
No one said anything, but ran after her, wanting to save Saru-
kun.
TBC!
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My first cliffhanger. What is gonna happen? Is this really
happening? Duh! Haha. I am tired. I need sleep. I made this in one
night again. I need to stop pulling all these all nighters. After I
put this up, I am gonna take a nice bubble bath… At 10 at night.
Haha. Please review. You better or else… NO NINJA COOKIES
FOR YOU!