Are We There Yet?
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I don't know for sure if Harry has ever read a road map before, but I'm assuming he knows about roads and road systems and directions, he's not completely daft.
Ron has a fun night activity planed that coming up soon….
"Are we there yet?" Ron asked with a whine from the back seat.
Hermione rolled her eyes. That was the third time Ron had asked that, not to mention he was interrupting her from her music once again.
"No Ron!" she hissed. "We still have two more hours!"
"Are you serious?" He asked. This was the longest time he had spent doing anything!
Ron sighed deeply and shifted uncomfortably. "I think my bum has gone numb," He complained softly.
Harry turned around in his seat to face his best mate. A smirk washed over his face.
"That's fascinating," Harry said with mock wonder in his tone.
Ron ignored his friend's sarcasm and kept his attention focused on questioning Hermione.
"Why couldn't we have apparated?"
Hermione frowned. Ronald could be so lazy sometimes. "Where's the fun in that?" She responded.
Ron remained silent for about two seconds in thought before he replied. "Where's the fun in this?"
Harry watched on as his two friends volleyed their banter for a while before adding his own input.
"Maybe if we listened to some music other than Hermione's angry feminist stuff, we'd have more fun," He said simply, trying not to sound insulting.
Hermione glared at Harry and he thought his life might be over.
"Fine," She said firmly. "You be D.J. then!"
Harry swallowed in relief that he wasn't just murdered and picked up a small C.D case.
"Ok then, how about the weird sisters or the wild wizards?" Harry asked.
Hermione looked him over curiously. "But, we can't pick up the wizarding radio stations can we?"
Harry returned her a mischievous smile. "I got the bands producers to take them to a muggle recording studio and make me C.D's," He explained.
"Ahh," Ron said comfortably. "The advantages of being the boy who lived."
Harry smiled back at his friend. After his defeat of Voldemort, all three of them had become insanely famous.
Hermione didn't look all that pleased however. "I do wish you'd do something more useful with your fame," She said crossly.
Hermione, like the others had received numerous awards in galleons and scholarships as well as an Order of Merlin first class title. Since graduation she had donated money to several charity's, and was working on making S.P.E.W a real organization.
Ron's spent most of his money getting things for his mum and dad and jumping at the chance to give interviews. Harry had donated a bit, but was having a lot of fun spending it on himself and using his fame for favors.
"Your right Hermione and I will. I just think I deserve to be a little selfish right now," Harry explained.
Now Hermione felt guilty. She sometimes forgot how hard of a life Harry's had. They all have.
"Sorry Harry, your right. We all deserve a little personal spoiling I suppose," She agreed calmly.
"Hey Mate?" Ron interrupted. "Before you put on the good music, I've got to go," He said urgently.
Hermione frowned and turned to look at him. "Go where?"
Ron offered her an incredulous stare. "To the toilet!"
"You were supposed to go before we left!" Hermione scolded with an offensive tone.
Ron shifted uncomfortably once again. "I did!" He defended. "But I've had like fifty of those fizzy, sugar, soda drinks you packed!"
Hermione sighed with frustration before letting her foot ease off the gas to slow down.
"Fine, but you'll have to on the side of the road," She told Ron.
"What?" He asked with shock.
"There's no toilets in the wilderness Ron! You'll have to go behind a tree," She explained.
Ron closed his eyes tight, debating if he had to go bad enough. His bladder was about to burst though. "Bloody hell! Just pull over!"
Hermione did just that. She pulled over gently on the side of the road where many large trees bordered each side.
Ron quickly got out of the car and slammed the door shut behind him. He scurried through the grass and in to the forest, finally stopping behind a large pine tree.
Hermione and Harry watched their frantic friend amusedly. They both exited the car as well, taking Ron's bathroom break as an opportunity to stretch.
Both she and Harry leaned back against the car, on the side facing away from where Ron was relieving himself.
After a few moments in silence, Harry gently nudged Hermione in the side. She looked him over curiously.
"Do you want to do something really funny?" He asked with his roguish smile.
"What?" Hermione asked cautiously.
Harry jerked his head in the direction of the driver seat. "Get in the car."
Hermione held her curious stare. What did he want her to do? Ron was still…going. Then it hit her! Ron was still going!
Hermione returned the wicked smile, nodded and hurried in to the car with Harry following fast.
Hermione quickly jammed the keys into the ignition and started the car. She slammed on the gas making sure that the wheels squealed on their way off.
She couldn't help but release a little giggle, especially with Harry laughing heartily beside her. She had never laughed harder in her life before when she spotted Ron out of her rear view mirror, storming out of the forest while pulling his pants up. Both she and Harry burst out in fits of laughter.
Ron jogged hurriedly down the street, hoisting his pants over his hips. "Hey you stupid gits! Where the fuck do you think your going! Stop!" He shouted in anger.
Hermione's eyes were blurred from tears as she pulled over to the side of the road once more. She could barley shift the car into park as she tried to breathe between her fits of laughter.
Ron quickly caught up to the parked car. He stood before Harry's passenger side door panting heavily and red in the face from embarrassment.
"What the Hell is your bloody problem?" He shouted.
Harry wiped the tears away and fought the cramps that were forming in his stomach from the laughter. "Sorry mate, couldn't resist," He looked over at the embarrassed Ron Weasley. "And you er- might want to zip up!" He suggested.
Ron quickly glanced down at himself and turned even reader in the face. He reached out and zipped himself up before jumping into the back seat.
"Shut up and drive!" Ron commanded grumpily.
Now, Hermione was having fun!
This chapter was short, but the next chapter will take place at the camp ground and hopefully I'll write it as hilariously as I see it in my head. Once again thank you for all the support, you guys rock and keep the reviews coming!