Original Idea: Sakari Nikisho
Story: Sakari Nikisho and M. Saya
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Sakari: Yaho! It's the adorable eleven-year-old, Saki-chan! XD Just kidding… Any who. Due to the reviews from Dranzen and Kyo Madden, Saya decided not to kill Rei!

Saya: For now…

Sakari: o.O Hehe… Anyways… Dranzen? You like Rei x Max:p You'll love this chapter… People who don't… It was Saya's idea. Well, enjoy the show!

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The next day, Sakari got up from her bed and stretched. She played with the long sleeves of her pajama top as she got up to greet her cousin. Her copper red highlights stood out in her black hair, even when messy. She cutely yawned as she padded down the halls. On the way, she heard the soft purring from Rei's room and the quiet breathing from Max's.

"Itoko…? (Elder cousin…?)" Sakari peeped into Saya's room. She heard muttering from Saya's mouth as she climbed on her bed. "Rei…" Saya muttered softly. Sakari smiled brightly, So she doesn't hate, Rei. Sakari went closer to listen to her cousin. "Come back… Lemme stab you…" Saya mumbled.

Sakari's eyes widened. Eep… I was wrong. "Saya…" Sakari said. Saya started to wake up. Umber brown eyes opened. She yawned and stretched widely. "Hey, Sakari. What the hell are you doing in my bed?"

"I was worried about, Saya-san," Sakari told her. Saya looked at her confused. "Um… Thanks. But why?" She asked. Sakari shook her head, "You laugh in your sleep."

Saya sat upright. "Hm… My parents said that I crack up in my sleep… Hee hee…" Saya was laughing evilly in her sleep that night. Of what Sakari heard, it must've been a nice night for murder in Saya's mind. Sakari sweat dropped, "Um, so… Do you forgive Rei?" Saya's eyes shot open with evil intent. "Never…!"

"Ehe… Ookay then." She said smiling nervously. Sakari pressed her fingers together and scrunched up her eyebrows. "I thought you liked Rei…" Sakari sighed. "Meh, not really. He's a kitty jerk."

Sakari sighed and played with the blue ribbon at the end of one of her sleeves. "So what are you going to do?" She asked.

"What else? Try to freak him out and get him convinced that he's gay. First, freak him out. Second… you don't want to know." Saya said sweat dropping. "Um, okay…" Sakari said, a bit afraid. And for a very good reason!

"Let's just say… I would need Max's help a lot." Saya grinned. Sakari started to lie back and roll on her bed laughing. She was laughing so hard, that she didn't notice that she was at the end of the bed. "AHH! Ow!" Saya scrambled up to the edge of the bed to look down. Her cousin was on the floor rubbing her head and her bottom. "Dumbass…" She sighed and shook her head.

Max sighed as he got dressed in his room and brushed his hair. He then heard knocking on his door. "Huh?" Max went over to open the door to see Saya standing before him. She was dressed in a black tank top and she was in a pair of white capris. "Uh… S-Saya… What a nice surprise…?" Max shrugged looking at the girl who was giving off a "nice" aura. "Um… Yes?" Max asked once more. "Hey, Maxie. I need a favor." She said sweetly, as she kicked a Beyblade on the ground with her gray sneaker.

Sakari came downstairs in a white sweater vest resting over a yellow shirt that looks way too oversized for a girl her age. She complimented it by wear a short yellow skirt over pair of black sport shorts and a pair of sneakers.

"Huh? Oh, hey Rei. What's up?" Sakari asked pulling up a seat. "Huh?" Rei looked at her tiredly. "Hey… What's wrong?" Rei gave out a yawn and a stretch. "I only started to sleep at three." He said rubbing his eyes. "You can thank your cousin for that…"

Sakari gave him a confused look. "What? What did Saya-san do?" Sakari asked the neko-jin. "You're cousin scares me." Rei slurred still half asleep. "She does? I thought it was just Max who was scared of my cousin." Sakari shook her head.

"No… Saya's very scary sometimes…" Rei yawned. "Hey, Rei!" came a cheery sounding voice behind them. If Rei were a real cat, his nails would've dug into the ceiling. "O-Ohayo…" He stuttered. Saya smiled and pat him on the back. "Good morning to you too!" She said. "Um… You alright?" Sakari asked, again worried about her cousin. Saya blinked then smiled. "Never better!"

"Hey, Sakari. I'm going to go to my room to get my laptop, alright?" Saya asked, so innocently that you wouldn't think she murdered someone in her dream. Sakari nodded and let her cousin go to retrieve her dearest item. As she left the room, she snickered sinisterly as she brushed past Max on her way upstairs.

Max sighed as he went down in the kitchen. Man… why me? Why not Kai or something…? Max sweat dropped as he got another one of his wonderful "mental images".

"Ohayo, Max." Sakari said smiling at the boy. Max smiled back, than looked towards Rei. I'm not doing ANYTHING till Saya is here- "I'm back!" A female's voice called out. "Aw man…" Max muttered only for himself.

"Ohayo, Max," Saya smiled. She greeted him as if she have not already spoke to him that day. "Ohayo, Sakari," She repeated again. "Ohayo, Saya," Sakari greeted back smiling. Saya turned to Rei. Her eyes brightened as if she was to be a killer. She sent shivers to Rei's spine. "Ohayo… Rei." Saya said smiling with closed eyes, which brought relief to the poor boy. Rei was scared… Saya had almost scared him to death yesterday. He was greeted so differently and he was defiantly in for it, whatever Saya had in store for him. He was at the girl's mercy.

Poor Max. Without anyone knowing, he was at Saya's mercy also. Saya gave a small smirk, than she winked at Max as if to give him a signal. Oh man… Not now. I can't believe I'm doing this… The American thought. Saya turned to Sakari and asked, "Hey Sakari. Do you want to go upstairs to help me with something?"

"Um… Okay…" She agreed a bit confused as she was dragged upstairs. On top of the stairs… It was a perfect viewing point! She can look over the stair rail to look in the kitchen. "Okay, so what's going on?" Sakari asked as she skated around with the wheels built into her sneakers. "Hey, remember I said that I would need Max's help?" Saya asked. "…Yeah?" Sakari arched a brow. "Hehe… Want to watch too?" Saya asked sinisterly. "Ooh, that's going to be fun. Maxie's actually a big flirt…" Sakari giggled, knowing a lot of Beyblade info. Saya sweat dropped at the comment. "Lucky for me." Saya shrugged.

Max breathed in and out. "Hey, Rei." Max looked towards Rei with his ocean blue eyes. "Yeah?" Rei responded, not even looking at Max. "Did anyone tell you that amber looks good on you?" Max amazed himself by letting that slip out smoothly.

Saya and Sakari tried to cover their laughter as Saya set up her camcorder and started to shoot everything. "Where the hell did that come from?" Sakari asked. "I just "happened" to have it!"

Rei looked at Max, who was stressing to keep up his straight face. Rei had a deep blush on his face. I'm going to kill Sakari's "elder cousin" after this… "Rei, do you have a fever? Your face is red." Max said innocently as he got very close to his face. "Are you okay?" He asked as he put his hand on Rei's forehead. Rei's blush got deeper. What's going on? Is Max trying to flirt with me? He questioned in his mind.

Sakari was on the floor, trying to muffle her laughter. Saya was chuckling softly as she videotaped the scene. Plotting her revenge. "You're not going to let the poor guy off after this?" Sakari asked, making her 'itoko' scoff. "As if!"

"Ooh! You're mean!" Sakari giggled. "I try to be." Saya said coolly.

Max then put his hands on Rei's chair so they're on either side of Rei as he leaned closer. "You know, you're burning up." Max told him, still keeping a straight face on. "I-I-I'm fine…" Rei said, doing a very perfect imitation of a ripe tomato. In the meanwhile, Max was mentally hitting himself over his head, many, many, many times.

Once Sakari calmed down, she crawled over to the bottom bars of the stair rail and looked at the two in the kitchen. Max was practically on top of him! Well… his top half anyways. "This is great… Thank you, Maxie…" Saya snickered as she set up the camcorder to stand on it's own so that she could enjoy the scene of Max flirting with Rei, freehanded.

Everyone had to admit, Max was a good actor! Everyone, especially Rei, was so convinced!

Max stared into those amber eyes, almost cracking up to let his emotions out to sell Saya out. But he retreated doing his plan. Kai said I was too innocent. He said I should use it for my advantage if I wanted to get a girlfriend. But I'm not used to using myself that way. Not at all… (Ooh. Maxie. You're saying that Rei's a girl? O.o XD Just kidding)Max thought deeply. He could really freak Rei out if he uses his innocence to his advantage.

Rei on the other hand, he didn't know what to do! He didn't want to push the blonde away. He might hurt the blonde physically and/or emotionally.

Max POV

What am I going to do! I'm totally stressing and my arms are completely tired from doing this position too long. Rei was blushing like crazy. I guess this is what Saya wanted. Ehe…

I remember when he came to our school as a new student. "This is Max! He's known as the cutest boy in the world!" Sakari said to him on his first day, introducing me after her cousin. "S-Sakari!" She laughed.

"I'm just kidding! But he is cute, right?" Saya rolled her eyes at her cousin's comment. I already had a blush across my face from embarrassment. That was one of the embarrassing moments of my life! Especially when Rei said, "It's okay. You ARE cute." He said giving off a smile and a laugh.

I'm so sure he was kidding or being friendly. It was a compliment; get that thought out of your gutter mind, I know what you're thinking. Now we don't ever, EVER talk about that kind of stuff anymore… till this day that is! DARN IT!

Why am I thinking about that anyways? Well, this is fun. Skipping through memory lane and all, but I better do something or Saya will kill me for wasting her precious tape.

"You know, Rei. The color red sure looks good on you." I said, giving him a smile. I don't know HOW I managed to make it this far! I'm not gay… Stop thinking that. It makes me feel self-conscience…

Rei POV

"You know, Rei. The color red sure looks good on you." Max announced to me, giving me one of his innocent smiles. Was he trying to act cute and innocent? Sure, he's cute and all. But he's not CUTE. Please stop looking at me like that. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

Max started to lean forward. Too CLOSE! And my chair agreed. How? Oh, well the thing folded over on us!

Normal POV
"AAH!" Both boys yelled in surprise as the chair collapsed under them. Max landed on Rei's chest and Rei landed on the floor, hard.

"Ooh, ouch." Sakari and Saya flinched at the same time, but only Saya shrugged. "Unplanned… but good anyways."

Sakari and Saya went downstairs to check if they got seriously hurt. Then Sakari looked at them in their position closely. "Gee… I wonder who's the seme here." Sakari said flatly. Saya burst out with laughter. Max's blue eyes fluttered open. He then noticed that he was on something soft and lumpy. His eyes fully opened, only to shock him.

He was on top of Rei! Rei stared to put a hand on his head, rubbing the place where he fell. "Itai…" Rei winced in pain. He then felt a heavy weight on his chest. "Max?" He looked at the smaller blonde weirdly as he arrived back to reality. "Ah! Gomen!" Max quickly got off of him. They both turned the opposite direction from each other. Both boys were blushing hard as Sakari and Saya laughed their butts off.

"And that's a wrap!" Saya suddenly said between laughs. "Huh?" Rei looked at Saya confused. She then pulled out a tape from her pocket. "Ta-da! You're a star, Rei-Rei!" Saya said smiling as she moved the tape back in forth in her hand. "…When did you take that tape out of the camera?" Sakari asked. Everything's suddenly going to go in "Unsolved Mysteries".

"Ah! Saya!" Rei shouted, knowing what that tape contained. That's why Max was acting so strange! Rei stared at Saya wide-eyed and knew that if that tape were to exist, his fate would be sealed. He quickly tried to grab the tape, only to miss and get tripped by Saya. She made a traditional "lucky cat" pose and said, "Time to upload to the Internet! Nyao!" Then she rushed up to her room and locked the door.

Rei dashed after her but was a bit too late and ended up smashing into the door. "Itai! Twice in one day!" He cried rubbing his head. Saya was inside snickering evilly. She wasn't really going to put it on the Internet, but she wanted to hear Rei's reaction from the others.

"Come on, Rei-Rei! It's not so bad! Nya!" Sakari said cheerfully as she skated across the living room's hardwood floor. "And Maxie! Cheer up!" Rei and Max were kneeling at the Japanese styled table, with their heads buried in the hands. Gloom and dread-marks filled the room.

"This is… not fair." Rei gloomed. He was mourning over a reputation that he was sure to loose in the next few minutes. Max wasn't fairing any better.

"Why'd you hit on me?" Rei asked, almost glaring at his friend. Max blinked. "You'd hit on me if Saya came in your room with a Swiss-army knife." Max said, banging his head on the table. "Oh, Max…" Rei shook his head in disappointment. Who knew what Saya had in store for them next?

End Chapter

Sakari: -skates around the set- Wee! Thank you soooo much Drazen and Kyo Madden! You kept Rei-Rei alive and Saya under control! Oh, and you made this chapter come out earlier. Anyways, my homophobic friend, Bree, is coming in the next chapter! Saya's going to do a little project to freak the boys out in the next chapter too! Ja ne till next time!