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Inuyasha: Truth or Dare

Aaya cart-wheeled out onto the stage. She waved out to the audience and started introducing. "Hey ladies and gents! I'm you host for another awesome show of Feudal Era Truth or Dare! Our contestants are the same as last time; Inuyasha, Koga, Sesshomaru, Kagome, Shippo, Sango, and who could forget our beloved monk, yet slightly perverted, Miroku! Now let's get this show started. I'll go first. Who will be my victim…Inuyasha! Truth or dare, mutt?"

Inuyasha growled and folded his arms. "Pft! I ain't no sissy. Dare."

Aaya grinned evilly. Sesshomaru, Koga, Kagome, Shippo, Sango, and Miroku leaned forward in anticipation. "I dare you to PUT ON A DRESS FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW!" The audience (and the Inu gang) gasped. Shippo fell off of his chair. Sesshomaru snickered under his breath.

But Inuyasha was the most surprised. He leaned back in his chair. "No way!"

"Awrighty then. All right. I understand if you're scared about you reputation. I get it."

"What the-?" Inuyasha stammered.

"Ha, you're not a mutt, you're a puppy!" Koga sneered.

"I'll do it, okay?" Inuyasha agreed.

Aaya snapped her fingers, and two stagehands came out pushing a rack with dresses on it. Aaya adjusted the dresses a little and straightened them out.

"Okay, you may choose whichever dress you like," she said.

Inuyasha stood up and flipped through the dresses. His normal expression turned into disgust. "I can't wear these! They're barely finger-tip length."

"Who said they had to be finger-tip length?" Aaya said matter-of-factly.

Inuyasha continued searching through the dresses. "Geez…skirts…" he mumbled.

Aaya smiled. "I can tell this is hard for you! I'll choose one!" Aaya looked around at the dresses and finally chose one. It was a hot pink one with flowers and laces on it. Inuyasha's face fell.

"No. Way."

"Okay, I understand if you're scared…"

Inuyasha sighed heavily. "Fine." He grabbed the dress and started to put it over his other clothes, when Aaya stopped him.

"No, no. You can't wear it on top. You have to take off that red little jumpsuit and put on the dress."

"Red little jumpsuit? It's made from a-"

"Nope. You have to do what I say." Aaya said.

Inuyasha grumbled and stomped off stage to change.

Kagome laughed. "That was genius, Aaya!"

"Why thank you." Aaya replied.

"This should really be entertaining." Sango said.

Miroku blushed and placed his hands together. "I tingle with excitement."

Sesshomaru, Koga, Kagome, Shippo, Sango, and Aaya stared at Miroku and backed off a few steps.

Finally, Shippo broke the silence. "Wow, I'd be really embarrassed if I had to wear a dress in front or everybody!" Everybody got ideas in their heads. Shippo gasped.

Kagome patted his back. "It's okay, Shippo. It's not going to happen."

Suddenly, Inuyasha came out wearing the hot pink dress, and a pretty hat to match. He cursed. Unexpectedly, Sesshomaru bursted out laughing as hard as heck.

Inuyasha stomped over to him and slapped him. "DAMN YOU!"

Koga started laughing next. "You even slap like a woman!"

After that, everybody started guffawing and laughing.

3 hours later

(everybody's still laughing like crazy. Soon, the laughter starts to subside)

Kagome wiped tears from her eyes. "That's the funniest thing I've seen today!"

'Hey, mutt, you look better this way! Keep that dress on from now on!" Koga said.

Inuyasha snarled. "Just shut up and get on with the show!"

"Ha ha! Okay, okay. Hee hee. Now, Inuyasha, ha ha, ask somebody truth or dare." Aaya said.

"Good. Aaya, I ask you, truth or dare?" Inuyasha sneered.

Aaya looked surprised. "You're asking me? But I just asked you!"

"So? Your point?"

Kagome grabbed Aaya's arm. "Pick truth, Aaya, pick truth. You don't know what could happen if you picked dare."

Aaya swiped Kagome's arm away. "Nah, I'm brave enough. Hit me!"

"I dare you to swim in a big bat of macaroni and cheese!"

"That's it?" Aaya snapped her fingers, "Yo over there! Git that big vat of macaroni and cheese I was about to have for dinner!"

Two stagehands (once again) brought out a HUGE vat of m&c.

Aaya rubbed her hands together. "All right! I'm going to go change into my bathing suit!"

Inuyasha's mouth fell. "What? You're going to do it? Just like that?"

Aaya smiled like it was obvious. "Sure. I've been doing this truth or dare thing for years. You, out of everybody, are the most predictable!"

"…"

Miroku clapped his hands. "On with the bathing suit!"

And, again, everybody edges away.

Aaya ran off, and returned with her two piece swimming suit on.

"Hear hear!" Miroku said.

"I'm ready. Goggles please." Aaya snapped her fingers and a stagehand brought her a pair.

Kagome and Sango rooted her on. "You go girl!" They yelled. The audience eventually joined. Aaya jumped into the bat and swam back up, covered in m&c.

"That was certainly refreshing!" she said.

"Ho could you- just do it like that?" Inuyasha asked confusedly.

"That was fun!" Aaya laughed.

"I'll say!" Miroku agreed, "Encore! Encore!"

Aaya snapped her fingers and a stagehand came out bringing a towel. She nodded, "Thanks!"

Sango leaned over and whispered in Kagome's ear, "Is it just me, or is when Aaya snaps her fingers, a stagehand always know what to do?"

Kagome shrugged.

Aaya went backstage and changed into different clothes. "Okay! Shippo! Truth or dare?"

Shippo nodded his head swiftly. "Definitely truth!"

"Is it true that you've loved a girl?"

"…Yeah… I don't quite remember what her name was." Shippo said.

Aaya nodded her head sympathetically. " Aw, that's sad."

There was a moment of silence. Finally, Shippo said, "Sango! Truth or dare!"

"Dare! How much damage could a little kitsune do?" Sango said.

"I dare you to kiss Miroku!"

Sango slapped her head. "I could've seen that one coming…"

Kagome pushed Sango playfully. "Come on, Sango. You knew that's what Shippo would say."

"No! No! I didn't!" She shook her head excessively.

"Finally! Come, Sango, let's share our love to the world!" He started to touch her butt.

Sango groaned. "Stop that! Okay, let's make this quick.

Miroku and Sango get closer, and closer, and SMACK!

Kagome wiped her eye with a tissue. "That's so nice."

After a couple minutes, they were still kissing.

Inuyasha knocked on Miroku's head. "Hello? Sango? You there? You can stop kissing that pervert now."

Sango stopped and pulled away. "Oh, right…" she blushed.

"Like a visit to heaven…" Miroku said dreamily.

Aaya smiled and turned to the audience. "This is getting too mushy for me. Well, it looks like we're all out of time! This is the end of out show! Thanks for reading Feudal Era Truth or Dare! Good bye! Ciao! Sayonara! Adios! See ya next chapter!

A/N: So how did you like it? Please shower me with reviews, good or bad! The next chapter will be much funnier, I promise! Thanx to all who gave me such great ideas! I'll try to use them in the next chapter. Aaya out!