Third chapter peoples! REMEMBER TO REVIEW!

Aaya walked out onto the stage and smiled to the audience. She grabbed a microphone and started introducing all the participants in the show. "Welcome, fellow Inuyasha fans! This is another awesome episode of FETD! Our wonderful contestants are Inuyasha, Koga, Sesshomaru, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and me, me, me! Let's get this party started, dudes! I'm gonna let someone else start out this time. How about Inuyasha? Ask someone truth or dare."

Inuyasha smiled menacingly. He pointed to Koga. "Truth or dare, Hairy Legs?"

"Aw crud. Dare. Anything to impress my woman." Koga lifted Kagome's chin up with his fingers. Kagome let out a nervous little laugh. Inuyasha growled furiously. This has to be something really bad, he thought.

"I dare you to put on prayer beads, just like mine." The crowd gasped. Kaede, who was in the audience, held a thumbs up. Kagome lifted up a finger.

"Inuyasha, are you crazy?"

"I've never been more serious." Inuyasha said. "Except that one time… never mind."

"I get to take them off after the show, right?" Koga asked hesitantly.

"Sure. I mean, isn't a half an hour of humiliation enough?" Inuyasha said.

"Yes, you can take them off after the show." Aaya confirmed.

"Okay. I'll do it."

Aaya snapped her fingers and a stagehand brought out prayer beads. "Once Koga puts the necklace thingy on, you get to choose one word for him to do. You know, like when Kagome used 'sit'. Geez, I feel like I'm watching a rerun or something…"

Koga put the prayer beads around his head.

"SIT BOY!" Inuyasha yelled immediately

Koga fell through his stool and landed on the ground. "Damn it!" He screamed.

Inuyasha laughed hysterically (like a mad scientist, if you will) and fell off his own stool. Everybody laughed at that.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Damn you, stupid bastard!" Koga yelled.

"Hey, hey. No harsh language over there." Aaya warned him.

"It's my turn," Koga glared at Inuyasha, "No. I won't ask you, stupid mutt. I'll ask Sesshomaru. Truth or dare, Nii-mutt?"

"Hmph. Truth." Sesshomaru said uncaringly.

"Why do you let Rin follow you?"

"Why do I-- let Rin follow me?"

"That was the question."

"She has no parents."

"Really. Why didn't you just leave her on the road where you found her? Bit to pieces by wolves?" Aaya said.

"She needed my help. I wanted to try out my Tensaiga."

"Sure, sure. Then why didn't you heal her, then leave her?" Inuyasha said.

"Too many questions." Sesshomaru said.

"Too many questions? Or maybe you just don't want to answer! Admit it, you love the little girl." Aaya said accusingly.

"Yes, I have taken a liking to the girl," Sesshomaru blushed., "Good thing she's in the restroom right now…" he mumbled.

"Yes! I knew it!" Aaya exclaimed, "Wow. This is some episode of FETD. Good truth, Koga. Now, Sesshomaru…"

Suddenly, Naraku, in his HIDEOUS baboon costume thingy, smashes through the backstage door onto the stage.

"Naraku! You- What are you doing here?" Inuyasha stood up, knocking his stool down.

Naraku looked around and growled under his breath.

"Yeah, ugly. Are you spying on us? Trying to learn our deepest, most innermost secrets?" Aaya said.

"No! Yes, I mean…" Naraku said.

"You know, you could just watch any T.V."

Naraku slapped his head. "Damn!" He said.

"What did I say about language, you smelly demon!" Aaya screamed.

"Git me outta here…" Naraku started to back off.

"Wait! I know what we can do with you." Aaya said. "You, Naraku, must stay here so we," Aaya pointed to Inuyasha, Koga, Sesshomaru, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku, "can 'truth or dare' you something."

"What? I really need to get out of here. Kagura, where are you?" Naraku said angrily. Aaya snapped her fingers, and two bodyguards blocked his way out. "I can kill you all in one swipe!" Naraku yelled.

"Uh, no you can't." Sango said, "There's one of you, and seven of us."

"You're right…" Naraku mumbled. "All right. I'll stay for a while." He chuckled. "This shouldn't be too bad."

"Okay. Truth or dare?"

Naraku thought, If I say truth, they might ask how to destroy me. It's safer to say dare. "Dare." He said.

"Awright then! Everyone gather 'round."

Aaya, Inuyasha, Koga, Sesshomaru, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku gathered together and started talking in low whispers. Finally, they dispersed and Inuyasha started talking.

"We dare you to burn that repulsive looking baboon pelt."

"No." Naraku said, holding it close to him, like a stuffed animal.

"YES!" Everyone screamed. Naraku fell back a little and threw the baboon pelt on the floor.

Aaya snapped her fingers. A stagehand ran out on stage and brought a flamethrower. She held it up like a gun and started to spray the pelt. It started to burn.

Naraku watched with hateful eyes. "I'll get Kagura to skin me another one."

"There you go again. Is Kagura, like, your wife or something?" Shippo asked.

Naraku growled and spread his claws out. He towered over Shippo.

Inuyasha grabbed him. Naraku grabbed Kagome.

"If you let me go, I won't kill her." Naraku said.

"Nobody touches my woman!" Koga yelled. He ran towards Naraku. Sango rushed to stop him, and Miroku followed, not wanting his "dear Sango" to get hurt. Aaya and Sesshomaru just glared at them, all in a big fighting ball. Aaya snapped her fingers and two stagehands brought out popcorn and a bean bag chair. Aaya plopped down and started eating the popcorn.

She held out some popcorn to Sesshomaru. "Want some?"

He nodded his head briskly and took the popcorn.

"Okay, audience, be sure to cover up the little kids' eyes. This might get just a bit nasty." Aaya said.

"AAYA! GIT OVER HERE AND CONTROL THESE PEOPLE!" Inuyasha screamed, out of all the commotion.

"In a while, crocodile," she said, "This is the end of today's FETD! It was a bit short, but it'll be longer next time! I appreciate all your suggestions! Ciao!