To a cat?
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE TEEN TITANS!
Chapter 1- So it begins
Today was an average day. A typical day where bad guys beat the crap out of anything that moves, and the Teen Titans had to go stop them. A day where it is 5:00 in the freaking morning and the alarm goes off, Robin barks 'Titans Go'and Beast Boy falls out of his bed and lands face first on the floor.
'Is there any reason why the villains are up early' Beast boy thought. The problem was that reason had not got out of bed yet.
On today's butt kicking menu is Mammoth and Jinx but Gizmo was no where to be seen. This did not phase the Titans as this meant less time to fight and more time to play mind numbing video games, listen to music, drink mustard or read a book. This time the two members of the Hive Academy were breaking into stores, smashing the stuff in the stores and reading other peoples mail.
"Hay!" Mammoth exclaimed "I found a coupon for laxatives!"
All this was being viewed from the Titans main computer.
The now slightly sickened Titans were now devising a plan that will put the offenders out of commission.
"Raven and Cyborg, you two go after Mammoth" Robin ordered "Beast Boy and Starfire can go after Jinx. I'll give you support where needed, try to get them cornered at the old warehouses to avoid civilian casualties".
'Something does not seem right' Raven contemplated. When it came to a hunch; Raven was mostly right. The strangest incident of this was when she was watching Beast Boy play 'Jak II Renegade'.
Flash back… (Wayne and Garth appear and do the 'Doodley doo' like they do at the end of 'Waynes World')
A giant monster had just eaten one of the characters on the game (Sig).
"Awwwww he was one of my favourite characters" Beast Boy whined.
"Don't worry he will live" Raven answered in a monotone.
Sure enough at the end of the game Sig was alive and well with out a single scratch on him.
End of flash back…They made it to the crime scene in there individual ways. Cyborg by the T-Car, Robin by his motorbike, Starfire and Raven by levitating and Beats Boy by flying squirrel.
"You guys took your time" Jinx taunted.
" We did, 'cuz we got all the time in the world" Cyborg answered after he put a lock on the steering wheel, gear box, window wipers, radio, hand break, horn, antennae and the seat belts. By the time Cyborg reached the battle they were half way to the warehouse. Starfire was going crazy with star-bolts and Beast boy was an ankilosaurus, swinging away at Jinx's feet giving her no option but to do back flips. Raven was not putting much effort into her battle as she was still half asleep, she was whacking Mammoth stupid with a school bus that was unfortunately (or fortunately) still full of school children. She knew there was still something wrong: Gizmo was not there and they weren't putting up much of a fight (she didn't care much about the children who were screaming their heads off).
"NOW!" Mammoth shouted.
Mammoth thumped the ground with both fists and Jinx sent some energy waves along with it, both attacks were directed at Beast Boy.
A large explosion caused the big green ankilosaurus to be flung twenty-five feet backwards.
'Awww crap, OK I want to land on my feet so I'll turn into a… CAT' he concluded. At that he morphed into a cat and landed on all four paws but then he noticed something peculiar. There was a large shadow around him, not just any shadow for this one resembled a large spider.
"What's new pussy cat?" sneered a voice just before firing a laser in to the back of the feline. It was non other than Gizmo with a new toy but that did not save him from Cyborg's sonic cannon that caused him to crash into Jinx and Mammoth. There was a loud beeping emanating from Gizmo's backpack.
"…crud…"
The backpack then exploded knocking the three members of the hive academy unconscious.
"Is friend Beast Boy OK?" Starfire inquired. No one answered for they didn't know. Beast Boy had no burns or scares but he was still a cat.
"I can't say for sure" Robin piped up "We're going to have to take him to the infirmary".
DEATH BY CHEESE: Well… this is an interesting twist. It will get even more interesting when you… REVIEW! If you tell me about the strange antics that your pet cat gets up to I will appreciate it very much. Look at my sheezy art gallery for pictures. I'm DEATH BY CHEESE from sheezy art.