SpiritsFlame: Hahaha! I am going to write the stupidest random fic ever! Oh, and I don't own Naruto.

"Sasuke" Sakura said, running up to him. "Hokage-sama wants to see us in her office."

"And Naruto?"

"Yes, I was sent to get you, Kakashi was sent to get Naruto."

"They'll never get there in time."

"Come on, she said it was urgent" Sakura grabbed his hand, just because she had an excuse to, and pulled him after her to Tsunade's office. Although, after about a few steps, he pulled his hand away and walked on his own. They arrived in front of her door. Sasuke pulled open the door,

"You needed us, Hokage-sama?" He asked respectfully.

"Yes, sit down you two. I'll tell the brat when he gets here, which will take awhile, I bet. Ok, your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be very difficult; it is not even on the chart of mission levels. You may not come back unharmed, but you must try. Do you accept?" Tsunade said. Sasuke and Sakura exchanged glances.

"We accept." Sasuke said.

"What's the mission?" Sakura asked.

"Open this.' She said, handing Sakura a glass jar. What was in, they couldn't tell.

"WHAT! THAT'S OUR OH-SO-DIFFICULT MISSION! TO OPEN A JAR!" Inner Sakura was screaming.

"Is this funny?" Sasuke asked.

"If it's so easy, than do it."

"Fine." Sakura said, and snatched the jar from her hands. She twisted it. Nothing happened. She twisted again, this time when she pulled her hand away, it was red. She tried with her other hand, again, nothing happened. Without saying anything, Sasuke held out his hand, Sakura handed him the jar. He tried twisting it, with the same lack of results. He thought of something. He focused all of his chakara on his hand, again nothing happened. He put the jar down on Tsunades desk, and glared at it. Sakura and the Hkage joined in the 'glaring fest'. At that moment, the door swung oped, reveiling Naruto.

"Hey Sakura, Sasuke-bastard, Tsunade-baabaa. Whats goin on? Hey whats in that?" he asked, pointing at the jar. He grabbed it and twisted it, it came open,

"Damn, just pickles, ew. Hey, whats with you guys?"