Please note that I do not own Houshin Engi in any way. Carrot the Vampire Sheep, however, is mine, do not take!
The Bishie Show!
Introduction
"Welcome to The Bishie Show! The only show on the net bent on the glomping and utter humiliation of bishies! Particularly those of Houshin Engi." the host, Ray, shouts in an over loud voice.
"What does this have to do with me? " Carrot asks.
"Ahh! Good question! You see, I need an assistant, and you are perfect for the job."
"How is that?"
"Welllll, its because I created you. Your mine. You will do what I say. Now, bring out the bishies!"
"Why the hell should I do what you say!" he screams.
"Because if you don't, I will take out my eraser and you will simply cease to exist." Ray says calmly.
. "Fine."
Carrot stalk over to a door in the far wall and opens it.
"Get your asses in here!" he yells.
Kou Tenka, Hiko, Bunchuu, Roushi, Fuggen, Youzen, Taikoubou, Nataku, Raishinshi, Ki Hatsu, and Gyoukuten Shinjin walk in nervously. Tenka looks around a few seconds, and then his eyes settle on Carrot.
"What the hell is that thing?" he asks.
"That would be Carrot, the Vampire Sheep. He is my assistant." Ray answers, giving Carrot a little nudge. The small sheep responds with a grumble. "He is also the one who enforces the rules, namely do not kill me or anyone else in the house and no destruction of my personal property, by force if necessary." Carrots eyes begin to glow and he pulls out a katana from somewhere in the recesses of his wool. The Houshin cast back up against the wall.
Raishinshi rouses some courage and steps forward. "So, ermm…where are we?"
Ray bounces happily. "My secret base type area! You're here to be interviewed, harassed, molested, and completely humiliated, all the in the name of lovvveeee!" She snatches up Roushi and huggles him. The rest of the cast begin to shift nervously. Nataku eventually looses patience with the whole scene and turn to leave. Unfortunately for him, the door is no longer there.
"What the hell!"
"Mwahaha! You cant leave, I wont have it. As of today you are all my slave and will not be permitted to leave the grounds!" She gives them all an evil glare. Nataku glares back. He growls and starts shooting at the wall the door used to be in.
Ray starts waving wildly. "No! My wall! Carrot!" Carrot grins widely. (This is a truly terrifying sight on a sheep)
"Gladly." He takes two swift swipes with his katana, cleanly removing Natakus arms. The rest of the cast is giving a panicky oh shit look, while Carrot cackles madly. Nataku begins kicking at the small animal.
"Damn you!" He screams. Carrot only grins wider and removes his legs. Nataku falls to the floor, cursing. At this point Gyoukuten walks over to Ray, who is staring at him with starry eyes.
"Ermm, are you going to be able to fix him?" he asks.
"Of coarse! But first.." She stands and places her hands on her hips, giving the group a death glare. "Anyone else want to break the rules?" The group enthusiastically shakes there heads in the negative. "Good. Now, I'm going to assign you your rooms so you can get some rest, your going to need it. Hiko, your with Bunchuu. Roushi is with Gyoukuten. Taikoubou is with Fuggen. Youzen is with Ki Hatsu. Raishinshi will be with Nataku after he gets out of the infirmary. And Tenka, your with Carrot." Tenka glances nervously at Carrot, who is standing over Nataku in his victory stance.
"Can I change room mates?"
"No. Now, everyone to your rooms! And Carrot, drag him off to the infirmary, will you?" Carrot grins evilly and drags Nataku off be his hair. Nataku's growls can be heard from far down the hall.
Later chapters will be longer, I promise.