Title: What's my name?

Author: Elizabeth

Category: GL

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Friedman has called Grace 'Marge' for the last time.

AN: For shadowcrawler. Cause apparently she's an awesome webmaster.

It was another normal day at Arcadia High. Joan and Adam were being awkward around each other, Grace and Luke had just finished their morning make out session and everything was as it should be.

During lunch, the group sat at their usual table. Grace was reading her paper and Luke was eating.

"So Grace any plans for the weekend?" Joan asked.

"Nope. Mom and dad are having a get together. Why?"

"I was thinking of a movie-trash fest. I need a few good movies to trash." Joan said.

Grace smirked. "Sounds awesome."

"Bet you'd love that, huh Marge?" Friedman said.

Grace slowly looked at Friedman. Luke shot his friend a look and Glynis hit Friedman upside the head. Adam looked down at his food as if it was the most interesting thing in the world. Joan just raised an eyebrow.

"Dude! Do you have a death wish?" Grace asked.

Friedman smirked. "You wouldn't do a thing to me."

Grace folded her paper and set it on the table. She stood up slowly and walked around the table. Friedman suddenly looked terrified. She grabbed Friedman by the arm and pulled him out of the cafeteria without a word.

Luke was the first one up followed by Glynis, Joan and Adam.

Grace shoved the boys' bathroom door open and glared at three boys who were standing there.

"You have five seconds to run."

They immediately did what she said and ran off without a word. Adam and Luke stood near the bathroom door looking in.

"Grace!" Luke said.

Grace opened a stall door and pulled Friedman inside. She took his head and stuck it in the toilet giving it a flush. Friedman struggled but she had a good hold on him.

"Now…what's my name again?" she asked pulling him up.

"Marge?"

Grace chuckled and put his head back in the toilet giving it another flush.

"Shouldn't we do something?" Adam asked.

Joan shook her head. "Nah. She'll let him go."

Luke sighed. "I told him to stop calling her that."

Glynis folded her arms. "Gee Luke, think he listens?"

Luke just shook his head.

Grace pulled Friedman up and smiled. "What's my name?"

"Mrs. Girardi?"

Grace dunked his head again and gave the toilet a flush.

Luke and Adam were about to go in when Friedman yelled.

"Grace! Grace! You're name is Grace! I got it!"

Grace pulled Friedman up and smirked. "I'm glad we understand each other."

Grace went to the sink and washed her hands before leaving the bathroom confidently. Luke looked at Friedman as he walked out, toilet water dripping from his head down to his clothes.

"Luke?"

"Hmm?" Luke tried not to laugh.

"The next time you make her angry, remember this moment." He turned to Glynis. "Help?"

Glynis looked at him in disgust. No way was she helping him get toilet water off of him. "Um…I'm thinking no."

Friedman groaned and went to clean up.

Later that day, Luke went into the biology closet to see Grace. She was writing in her notebook. Luke sat across from her. Grace looked up.

"You are so not going to lecture me, are you?"

Luke laughed. "Do I look like I want to die?"

"Good boy." Grace leaned forward to kiss him.