Last time:
"I knew you'd react this way! But that's fine I doubted that you'd actually comply, I was only using this as an excuse to get you on the show. I really have something else to tell you."
Vegeta raised a brow and looked over at Trunks, "Oh really…And what would that be?"
"Well, every time you upset me as a kid I'd go and hang out with Goten to make myself feel better. He's always been there for me whenever you weren't! He'd comfort me and we'd talk for hours and hours until I felt better."
"And?" asked Vegeta, clearly becoming impatient.
"Well, we're in love."
(The crowd goes wild.)
"…What?"
"I said we're in love. We have been dating for over a year now."
"WHAT! WHY YOU LITTLE!"
Vegeta ran for him but was met halfway on stage by Goku who held onto him tightly whilst he continued to yell over his shoulder.
"YOU FILTHY LITTLE BRAT! ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN GOING OVER THERE YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT? YOU LITTLE BASTARD! YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO ME, TO YOUR MOTHER AND TO YOUR ENTIRE RACE! I DISOWN YOU AS MY SON YOU SICK LITTLE-KAKAROT GET OFF OF ME! IM GONNA TEAR THE LITTLE BASTARD LIMB FROM LIMB!"
"Calm down Vegeta!"
"CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN! I JUST FOUND OUT MY SON IS A HOMOSEXUAL! HOW CAN YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN? Hey, wait!" He said suddenly, stopping his struggling against Goku.
"That means that your son Goten is gay too! Did you know about this Kakarot?" he asked quietly, narrowing his eyes dangerously.
"Well no, I just found out now like you did but tearing my son apart isn't my first reaction. As long as the boys are happy then I'm happy-and they're in love Vegeta! Isn't that great? Wow, if they could get married then we'd be in-laws! How cool is that?"
Vegeta shoved Goku away from him violently, "You have got to be kidding me Kakarot! This is disgusting! It's an abomination! A crime against nature and here you are happy about it?"
Goku grinned, "Well, yeah."
Jerry interrupted them, "It's time to meet our next guest! Let's bring out Goten!"
The crowd went wild as Goten made his way shyly out and went over to Trunks; the two hugged and sat down next to each other. Vegeta just paled and plopped himself down in his own chair holding his head in his hands.
Goten waved at his dad who had sat back down in the front row. "Hey dad. Sorry I didn't tell you sooner."
"That's ok son! I understand why you had to keep it quiet." He said gesturing over to Vegeta who looked about ready to vomit.
"Vegeta." Goten said turning to face the uncharacteristically slumped prince. "I know this is very difficult to accept but I hope that in time you can find it in your heart to do so. You have a great son and I love him deeply."
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE HALF-BREED! You did this to my son didn't you! You turned him fruity!" He said standing up and pointing an accusing finger at Goten. Goku braced himself for any violent outbursts. "I should have known better then to allow my son over to play with something that Kakarot had a hand in creating!" he yelled sitting back down.
"Let's bring out our next guest! Trunks' mother and Vegeta's…uh, 'mate;' Bulma!"
(The crowd cheer again and on walks Bulma wearing a red robe that stops an inch above her knee.)
"Woman? What on Earth are you wearing? You look like shit." He smirked. "Is that the fashion now a days?"
(The crowd ooh'd.)
"I wouldn't know you set the standard." She shot back sitting down in the chair next to him.
(The crowd ooh'd again.)
"Bulma has been listening backstage and is now aware of her son's chosen sexuality. How do you feel about this?" Jerry asked.
"Well, it's like Goku said. If Trunks is happy…" She looked over at him affectionately. "Then I'm happy."
(Crowd ahhs.)
"Aww, thanks mom." He said standing up and gesturing for a hug. She walked over to him and they hugged lovingly.
"Thanks for understanding Bulma, I promise to take good care of Trunks." Said Goten sincerely from his seat.
"Hey you'd better or you'll have me to deal with!" she said playfully. They all laughed, including Goku from his position in the front row.
"Uh, Hello? Crazy people?" Vegeta interrupted. "Am I the only sane person here!"
Bulma and Trunks sat down again and Bulma took Vegeta's hand comfortingly in hers.
"Look Vegeta, regardless of what you may think about this situation Trunks is still our son, we will always love him and vice versa. We may as well just get over the shock now and support him for being honest with us."
"I wonder."
"Wonder what Vegeta?"
"If you can hear yourself when you speak. Because you sound like a complete fool to me."
(Crowd oohs whilst Bulma silently fumes.)
"Moving. On. Vegeta." She ground out, obviously trying to keep her own temper in check. "Trunks isn't the only one who brought you here to tell you something."
"…Well go ahead woman, it's not like it could get much worse for me right now."
"Well, Vegeta…honey. Um, you know how rich we are because of my father's company?"
"…Yes."
"Well, um. Not all of that money comes directly from the machines we make."
"Then where does it come from?" Vegeta asked narrowing his eyes dangerously.
Author's Notes: Cues the dramatic music once more Oh dear, looks like there are some dirty-doings going on at the Capsule Corporation. Where does the family's wealth truly come from? Find out tomorrow night Oh and I don't have anything against homosexuals or Trunks. I love Trunks!
Vegeta "Ahem, you love whom?"
Oojo rolls her eyes "I love you my almighty Prince Vegeta."
Vegeta "That's better."