Well, this time it is Kankurou cause I luuuuve him soo much. (huggles) Just like
eggs! Has anyone heard of a site called I love egg? It is great! The eggs are the
cutest! But that isn't the point, is it? Hehe. Well, I really don't have much to say this
time around. Maybe next time unfortunately. Hehe.
DISCLAIMER:
Sakura: Kei Hao Asakura (but can't finish cause she is stabbed in the head with a
shuriken that looks similar to fumma shuriken!)
(note: me no like sakura much)
Me: Never say my name, SAKURA!
Ino: Haha, big forehead! Kei Hao Asakura does not own Naruto, but does own the
magazine 'Ninja Tips of Beauty'! Not very original, but still! If anyone takes that
name, Sasuke-kun will get them!
Me: Hmph, Itachi could get them better.
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Temari, eldest sister of the Sand Siblings, sat on a bench in Konoha Park, staring
down at a magazine in disbelief.
Her eyes were wide with shock, her whole body trembling, sweat pouring down her
forehead and onto the paper.
On the cover was one of her brothers. And not even the mega hot one. It was…
KANKUROU! Basking in all the glory that is the Kabuki named boy. This magazine crew had came to her home, asking to
see her brother. Temari wondered why these ninjas wanted to see her brother, not really knowing which
one, but was glad that they weren't trying to kill Gaara. The crew consisted of a
Neon purple haired young woman who wore a fishnet shirt with a tan tank top over
it, fishnet pants, tan short skirt to cover the fishnet and normal zoris (sandals). She
carried a carrier bag filled with papers and wore lots of jewelry. Somehow, Temari
didn't think she was a normal ninja.
The other was the camera man. He had long pale blue hair that was put in a lose
ponytail, wore a long sleeved dark blue shirt, black cargo pants with tennis shoes on
(weirder ninja!) with a dark blue cap that had a little devil and angel egg on the
sides. He carried cameras in the bag he had slung on his back.
Their names were Tenkou and Piro.
Temari thought that maybe they wanted to interview Gaara on his big success. But
when she spotted the leaf headbands on their bags, she thought something else.
Assassins! Then Temari thought about it and decided they just wanted to talk to
Gaara. The leafs weren't bad to them. They signed a peace treaty… right?
But Temari never expected that they had interviewed KANKUROU! OF ALL
PEOPLE!
Temari was too afraid to even open it yet. I bet you are wondering how she got this,
aren't you? Well it started like this.
Temari had come to Konoha to see her buddies. Not really. Baki, her team leader,
had sent her as a messenger. She was on a mission to see Tsunade-sama to tell her
that Gaara had become something great! What is it you ask? Well you better read
the manga! Cause Temari, Tsunade-sama or Baki will never tell! Ahem. Anyway,
Temari had finished all her errands and was about to go to the Ichiraku to get some
Miso Ramen when she walked by a book stand and heard a couple girls talking.
"You know, under all his make up, he is a cutie. I told you he wasn't fat! He just
wears frumpy clothes! OMG! LOOK! Isn't that the cutest PUPPET you have ever
seen?" one of the girls said.
The words 'makeup', 'frumpy' and 'puppet' caught Temari's attention and she
looked over their shoulders.
These girls were holding a magazine called, 'Ninja Tips of Beauty' and they were
cooing over her little brother KANKUROU!
And here we are with the eldest Sand Sibling. Sitting on a bench, deciding if she
should open it or not.
After a good ten minutes, she decided it was best to get it over with and then get
some good ol' Ramen.
Temari opened the magazine to see a large picture of Neji, staring up at a bird with a
white background.
At the bottom, it said, 'Hichou, free the birds.'
Temari laughed at the pun there (Hichou means free bird) then turned the page and
saw the index.
"Page 23 Sasuke Uchiha's life. The brother he never wanted. Page 34, Yamanaka
Ino's Flower Shop of Love. AH HA! Page 44 Kankurou: The man under the make
up!" Temari read out-loud, turning to page 44.
She gasped as she saw the smiling face of her brother without his make up.
He was… not weird looking! It was an interview between the strange looking ninja,
Tenkou and Kankurou. She started to read the article.
Tenkou: Kankurou, I remember seeing you at the Chuunin Exam. You wore your
make up and wore frumpy clothes. At first glance, I thought you were a piggy.
Kankurou: (laughs) I don't get that a lot. Yeah, I wear lose clothes cause it is easier
to be a ninja. Your clothes don't look that easy though.
Both: (laugh)
Temari looks at a picture where Kankurou and Tenkou had their arms wrapped
around each other, giving peace signs.
"Did they pay him to do this?" she asked out loud, getting strange looks from
passersby's.
Tenkou: But seriously, why do you cover up your face? You look like any normal
person. Maybe you might get a couple fan girls!
Kankurou: Well, you see, my brother and sister both have something that makes
them stick out in a way. My brother has his tattoo and my sister has her four
ponytails. I thought I needed something that would make me an individual that could
maybe grab some attention.
Tenkou: So that is when you decided to use make up?
Kankurou: Oh no, I had many other ideas. I tried to dye my hair, but that didn't
work out. It turned out neon green.
Both: (laugh loudly)
Gaara: SHUT UP! CAN'T A GUY JUST SIT AROUND WITHOUT HEARING
PEOPLE LAUGHING FAKELY!
Tenkou: S-Sorry. Please forgive me!
Kankurou: U-Um, well, since he is gone, maybe we should get back to the subject.
Tenkou: Y-Yes. Sorry.
Kankurou: I-it's alright. Well, after the hair incident, I tried something with my
clothes, but Temari, my sister laughed at me. So I skipped the idea of clothes all
together and decided to do something on my face like Gaara did at the tender age of
five when out uncle tried to kill him.
Tenkou: R-Really? Well, what did you do with your face at first?
Kankurou: I wanted to experiment with tattoos, but I didn't want to copy off my
brother. It would look bad since he got one at five and I would get one at 13.
Well, after the tattoo idea failed, I thought of a hat. Temari said she had the perfect
one for me, but when she brought it to me, I was shocked. It was a kitty hat. It was
'cute' she said. But it was too cute. She couldn't return it, so I had to keep it. But I needed more. I went
out to the ninja mart and saw the make up aisle. It was a crazy choice, but I took it.
A woman walked up to me and asked if I needed any help. I told her I was looking for a certain face paint for my sister.
At this comment, Temari wanted to crumble the magazine, but read on.
Kankurou: She smiled at me and led me over to the Halloween stuff. It was
embarrassing to be dragged around by the girl. But I did get a good color.
And I started to play around with the face paint. At first, I dabbed it on when I
visited Konoha for the first time. Then when I saw Kiba in trouble, I had more and
then these days I smear it on, not afraid of what other people say!
Tenkou: You are soo great, Kankurou! I admire that in a man! Haa. Pino, are you
getting some of these pictures? We need lots!
Pino: Tenkou, we only have five pages for Kankurou-san. It will take at least three
for pictures. Don't worry, Tenkou-san.
Tenkou: Alright! Thanks soo much for the interview, Kankurou. Hope you all enjoy
the pictures!
Gaara: I SAID SHUT UP!
Tenkou: SORRRY!
Temari stared at the page for a moment, turned the page and saw Kankurou, smiling,
holding one of his puppets, wearing his kitty hat without the make up and many
other kinds.
"Hmm, I guess he might get some fan girls. Oh well. Time to get me some Miso
Ramen. I just downright looooooove Miso Ramen," she said, standing up and
tucking the magazine in her bag and started walking to the Ichiraku.
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Well, that's it. I always capitalize Ramen cause it is the food of the gods. Unless you
are a struggling student who lives on Ramen. Then you hate it. But that isn't the
point. The point is… Ramen is the food of the gods. Man, my hands are cramping
up. I have been typing since… eleven and it is three fifteen. I finished a bow of
pocky and I really need a bathroom break. So I shall end this with a goodbye and
hope you read and review. I would be happy. Gahh! BATHROOM!
Kei Hao Asakura