all nighter for this chapter. (sigh) And note, Hichou actually meant flying bird. Close
enough. Haa. Well, I guess no rant except that I have I have to do laundry. Sadness.
My moms, sisters and mine. But I am on Spring Break. All good, homes. Thanks for
all the reviews. It said on the summary that Kakashi was after Kankurou and he
shall. I bet you all know what I am gonna do to Kaka-sensei! KaiDohMaru reminded
me of his face. I haven't watched Naruto in while where Kakashi is in it. Sad. Only
Sasuke and Naruto. But this isn't about them. It's about Kakashi! His hair and face.
YAY! Tenkou and Piro are on the case again. I wonder who is gonna find the
magazine! Guess! Hehe, read and you will find out. Review if you like my story!
I also have a couple others if you like Naruto or Kingdom Hearts. Also, if you want
to on the Ninja magazine group, give me a holler. Or review. Include name, age, hair
color, eye color, personality and anything that you can think of.
Thanks!
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Young Uzumaki Naruto was walking down the empty streets of Konoha, singing
loudly. No one was around but him. Getting louder, he fell to his knees, ripping his
jacket off and holding a kunai like a microphone!
"If I was invisible!" … He stopped for a moment then looked around. He
grabbed his jacket and started running down the road. Nothing happened. He wasn't
drunk. I drunk I am not swear! Ahem. Well, Naruto was back on the main street, .
smiling like a fox. He was happy. He didn't know why though. Must be good
vibrations. He had his eyes slanted and his stripes almost touched his forehead! He
was so gosh darned happy that it wanted to make you puke! So, being the mean
person I am, Tenkou comes up and knocks him down!
"Oh… SORRY! Have a free copy of Ninja Tips of Beauty. Pass it on to your loved
ones!" she said, shoving the magazine to him.
Naruto looked at the magazine then tried to ask what it was about, but Tenkou was
gone, most likely to make more interviews.
Naruto shrugged his shoulders and decided to see what it was about. On the cover
was Kakashi, mask almost falling off! This caught Naruto's attention and he tore the
cover off, looking at the index!
"Sasuke's secret to looking like a peacock, Hinata's secret love life, AH HA!
KAKASHI AND HIS FACE! A SECRET THAT WE MIGHT SHOW YOU IF
YOU BUY THIS MAGAZINE FOR ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!" he yelled,
ripping the magazine to shreds until he found the page with Kakshi's face on it.
"Many people have always wanted to see my face. I have never shone it to anyone.
And people wonder how my hair can defy gravity. Who's hair can't? Sasuke's can.
And other people. M-Ms. Tenkou, why are you trying to sneak up on me when I am
right in front of you? Ahem, well. The thing is… I have killed many with my looks.
My mother… she almost died giving birth to an angel like me. My farther tried to
kill me plenty of times because I was so beautiful. And when I got into the academy,
many of the girls were put into comas. It was all because of me. I still feel sorry for
them. I was in a lot of lawsuits, but when I pulled a mask my father got me down I
won the case and got lots of money. Ha"
Naruto stared at it for a moment, then continued reading, hardly believing anything it
said.
"I can not take of my mask, Ms. Tenkou. If I do, you may die. I couldn't deal with
another lawsuit after the Ichiraku. Good thing she woke up, though. (laughs)"
"But Kakashi, everyone wants to see your beautiful face! PLEASE!"
"Ms. Tenkou, I am sure Ms. Piro doesn't want to see my face."
"U-um… it's Mr. Piro, Mr. Kakashi."
"Oh… (laughs). Well, how about my hair. And my coolio Sharigan?"
"No Sharigan! If people found out and haven't read Gaiden of Naruto, then they will
be sad!"
"O-OK. My hair. Well, I haven't told anyone this before… but when I wake up in
the morning, I go out, get a tub of honey from my honey tree and pour it all into my
Bath. I take a honey bath, go back outside and let the bees take the honey. I have
done this for many years, so they do not sting me. And when they are finished, my
hair is styled to their liking. And it seems that they like it like it always is. That is
how my hair is like this."
Naruto was speechless. Is that how he got his hair?
"AWESOME!" he laughed, grabbing everyone's attention.
People looked at him then gave him a dirty look since he was the Kyuubi and all.
He glared right back, but in his mind, he could see a little chibi Naruto wearing a fox
suit, big sad eyes with lots of tears.
He looked back at his magazine and smiled.
"Please, Kakashi! SHOW ME YOUR FACE! I WILL DO ANYTHING! PLEASE"
"Hmmm… alright!"
Naruto gasped as he turned the page, but didn't see any pictures!
"M-M-M-Miss. Tenkou… we are out of film. Miss. Tenkou?"
"I told her she would die."
"Um… I guess this is the end of the interview. Thanks for all your time, Mr. Kakashi."
Naruto had tears in his eyes. It couldn't be true. It just couldn't. Of all days to run
out of film, it had to be that day! Why?
Naruto fell forward, sobbing like a little baby.
And that is how he missed another chance to see Kakashi's face. Don't we all hate
those moments.
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OMFG! THAT WAS SOOO SHORT! I can't even believe I just typed that. I am
sooo stupid. Forgive me. I hate myself. So much. But I knew that ending
was gonna happen even before I typed the first letter on this computer.
Haha. I guess I am mean. Sorry. Well, review if you like or if you
wanna be on the Ninja Tips of Beauty staff.
Tenkou is out of commission for a bit, so Piro needs a new leader.
(huggles Piro plushie!)
-Kei Hao Asakura