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"Lets bring out Bulma's pimp!" Jerry yelled.
(The crowd applauses as Bulma's pimp and one of his hoes walk out on stage.)
Vegeta just gaped as Bulma hugged her pimp and his other hoe hello. He was at a complete loss for words.
"Y-You? You're her pimp?" He asked.
"Well, who did you expect it to be?" asked Dr Briefs sitting down next to his wife.
He was wearing a long, caped, velvet jacket that was a violent purple in colour and trailed out about 2 feet behind him. Underneath he wore what would have been a very smart looking suit had it not have been such a disgusting mauve and on his head he wore a matching mauve hat, which an emerald feather sticking out of its band. Instead of his regular glasses he was now wearing overly decorated thick frames, around his neck he was wearing what must have been at least half his weight in solid gold chains and to top off his ensemble he carried with him a large gold cane with beautifullly intricate carvings all over it.
His hoe/wife had replaced her normal tight trousers with a black PVC pair and had replaced her normal striped tube top with a tight black one sporting a white playboy bunny logo across the front. (A/N: As a pun of her name, Bunny Briefs? Playboy bunny? Get it? Heh, I'm good )
Vegeta was too disgusted for words. 'God, I knew the woman had a bit of a fucked up relationship with her parents but…'
"She's your daughter! How can you exploit her like this? I could never do such a thing to MY little girl!"
"How can I exploit her like this? How could I NOT exploit her like this? Look at her body! She's a technical genius and is always putting that brain to work but what about that body? It's absolutely flawless! Surely I should encourage my daughter to use ALL of her assets right?" He asked the audience.
(The crowd boo's and yells abuse at him)
Vegeta meanwhile was powering up silently to take him out whilst he was busy cussing at some of the audience members.
"Vegeta, honey. Settle down." Bulma said laying a hand on his arm and pulling him back down to his seat.
"Settle down? But you're the one always bitching about your childhood and how your parents always just saw you as an heir to their company not a daughter! And here you are not only being used as an insurance policy for the future of the company but as a whore as well? How fucked up are you?"
Bulma shrugged. "Um…very?"
"This is fucking insane! Has the whole world gone mad?" he bellowed to no one in particular.
"Um, Vegeta. I know that you're kinda upset right now." Bulma started.
"No duh!"
"But I need you to calm down."
"WHY? Why should I bother with this shit? I should just blast the whole lot of you to hell and blow this whole damn studio up to save anyone else from being brought here to have their lives revealed to be far more fucked up then they had first thought! I may not be a merciful man but this-" he chuckled manically "this is completely insaiyane! (A/N: Why would Vegeta say inhumane?) No one deserves this crap-hell, not even Freeza!" he yelled powering up to Super Saiyan.
Goku quickly transformed too. "Calm down Vegeta, its not that bad. Just sit down and talk out these issues rationally. That's the whole point of talk shows, to…ya know…talk…and stuff."
"You're right Kakarot, the point of a 'talk' show is it to talk things through but this is not a talk show. It's a freaking circus! Don't think I haven't seen an episode of this show before Kakarot! No one comes here to talk! They come here to swear and fight! And I believe I shall follow suit." He replied, crouching down in to a fighting stance.
"Uh, guys."
Both Goku and Vegeta turned around to face the neglected host.
"What?" They asked in unison.
"Please, the show isn't over yet and we need to discuss these new topics that have arisen." Before allowing them to reply he turned to Bulma. The two warriors shrugged and stood upright again. "Now that you have revealed what you have been doing to your husband-"
"Mate." Corrected Vegeta as he powered down and took a seat, Goku doing the same.
"Uh, right. Mate. And have seen his reaction do you intend to stop what you're doing?"
Vegeta gave Bulma one of his trademark do-it-or-die looks. "Well, I don't see why. The company may be doing well but it's a fun job and it earns a lot more pay then my inventor and technician job does."
"You will stop parading yourself for money woman, that is an order. Not a request."
"Hey! I'm her pimp and father and she will do what I say!" objected Dr Briefs.
"Hey! Back off old man!"
"Why you little-" he was cut off as Vegeta's fist came into contact with his face, breaking his magnificently over-decorated glasses. But as quickly as the fight started Goku stopped it and restrained Vegeta from killing the poor man.
Dr Briefs was taken backstage with a broken and bloody nose (not to mention a lot of glass fragments in his face) and Bunny followed him off. Trotting around in her own ditzy little world.
(The crowd are awed by the gore and are cheering Vegeta on.)
Things soon quietened down as Vegeta wrenched free of Goku's grip and reclaimed his seat next to a very shocked Bulma.
"Uh, ok so I guess that this issue is settled. Bulma will continue doing what she's doing right?" Asked Jerry, trying to close this explosive subject.
"Right."
"Wrong." The two glared at each other.
"Well uh, now that that problem has been…solved I believe that there was something else that Bulma wanted to tell you Vegeta. Go ahead Bulma."
Bulma softened her angry glower to a comforting gaze and gently took Vegeta's clenched hand in her own.
"…Shit." He muttered.
Author's Notes: I always knew Dr Briefs was a hardcore pimp, how else would he have such an attractive and young looking wife at his age?
Vegeta "Well, at least I got to punch him in the nose. And by the way this chapter is flawed bec-" Oojo slaps hand over his mouth
Oojo "Hush up Vegetable head, you're not supposed to point out my writing flaws!"
Vegeta "Mph mmph mph." Stops attempting to speak and removes Oojo's hand "Yeah well, you weren't supposed to torture me in this story-or any other for that matter! I'm your favourite character how can you treat me this way? I may as well have what pitiful revenge I can have against you!" Turns back to the audience "Did you notice that Oojo bothered to bring that ditzy woman, Bunny onto the show only to have her say absolutely nothing? No opinions about Bulma's 'job' or anything?"
Oojo "So what? The only time that woman speaks is when she's offering tea to someone! And I couldn't very well have her on stage offering tea now could I?"
Vegeta "Well, if you had been a better author then you would have been able to write that in! And manage to include what she thought of the whole Bulma situation!"
Oojo scowls at him and turns away from him to type up the next chapter on her laptop "Now you've done it Veggie-Chan. I was actually gonna let things go you're way next chapter but now…"
Vegeta "Oh please, you're just saying that! Either way you were gonna torture me next chapter too."
Oojo "No, actually I was gonna let you have a threesome with Bulma and Kakarot's mate…right in front of him."
Vegeta "…Really?"
Oojo "Yeah…but since I'm such a bad author I guess I just cant make it happen now can I?"
Vegeta grabs onto Oojo's legs and begins to plead with her.
Vegeta "Come on! Can't you take a joke? You're a great author! Really!"
Oojo "Uh-huh, we'll see."