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"Well, this is the strangest thing that's happen so far." Tristan said, as he rolled over on the giant quilt that Mrs. Sweethome had laid out for them.
"What" Tea asked, while she watched Marik play with her hand.
"Well, the whole airplane accident, the trading clothes for a busted pick up Truck. Then the half star motel, the giant whole in the hall way, Marik's outburst and now this. This whole mistake is pretty funny to me."
"Tristan, are you feeling okay?" Yugi asked.
"Of course."
"No the heat got to him." Marik said still holding Tea's hand.
"The heat got to Tristan, and there's some harmless flirting going on too." Joey said, nubging Marik,
"Who's flirting ?" Duke said
"Marik's flirting like that is any shock." Kaiba said
"Hey we thought you were a sleep."
"No, I was just resting my eyes."
"What did you for get your contacts? Or something."
"No, but they are starting to dry out." He said as he took them out.
"Don't you have another pair or something?"
"Yeah in my bag which is in London."
"Bummer, did you bring your glasses at least?" Bakura asked.
"Yeah...I think." Kaiba opened his bag and searched though it.
"I didn't know you wore glass." Tea said, "How long have you have you had them."
"Ever since the beginning of Battle City."
"Oh, why didn't you ever wear them?"
"I wore contacts, wearing this glasses makes me look old."
"Well aren't don't you." Seth asked
"What are you talking about?" Kaiba asked
"That little kid that always around. It's he your son."
"That's his brother, Seth." Yami said, "Did you even bother to learn anything about the world now?"
"Noooo, why would I want too? It's not like I'm sticking around very long. I'm only here because there's an angel here. Five actually."
"Who are you talking about Seth?"
"Isis, Ishizu, Mai, Serenity and Tea."
"Isis is eviler than I. If she's an angel. I'm God."
"As if."
"What are you talking about? You're not going to be around along time?" Y.Bakura asked, "Are you going back to the other side all something?"
"Yep, it seems Chaos has all ready been done on this planet. Which means I get to put a hex on what human stole my job."
"Seth, in Egypt the best hex you actually managed to pull off was .........? Could you even do anything?"
"I don't even have time to argue with you." Seth said, then disappeared.
"Look what you did Pharaoh. Now you've embarrassed him again." Y.Bakura said, "What kind of cousin are you." Bakura said before he disappeared.
"Well, I might as well go too." Yami said disappearing.
The others looked at each other, with confused looks on their face. Not knowing how that argument started between three of the spirits. But the main confusion was why Malik didn't join in. There was suddenly many loud foot steps running into the room where they were. Twelve Kids ran though the room not looking twice at them. They trampled anything in their path, including Kaiba's bag. There was slightly loud crack came from the inside the bag. After the twelve kids ran outside the group stared at stared at the bag. Kaiba opened the trampled bag and pulled out a pair of broken beyond repairs glasses. They all looked at Kaiba's face, he remained calm on the outside of course.
"That's just peachy." He said tossing the glasses in a trash can, "I'm going to go find a phone." They watched Kaiba leave the room and all was silent.
After five minutes Kaiba had not come back. So they went to look for him. He wasn't at the phone because the phone line was cut or chewed through and he wasn't anywhere in the house. Looking outside they saw him, sitting on a swing that hung from a tree branch.
"Hey Kaiba. Why are you out here?" Tristan asked as they walked up to him.
"It's not like you to just leave like that." Tea said.
"Well I got bored, and decided to come out here." Seth said.
"Oh, it's you." Duke said, "I knew something was up."
"Does anyone know were we are?" Seth asked, "Cuz, I can sense alot of dead spirits. I wonder if I know any."
"What do you mean dead spirits?" Tristan questioned.
"You know the type of spirits that can go right through you and take up to 20 year off your life. It does hurt but it feeling like a cool breeze going right through you. It how do you say....tickles." Seth looked at thee teen blank expressions, "That's probably why I die so so young."
"But did you get your head cut off." Marik said.
"I did!" Seth put his hand on his neck, "When did that happen?"
"Like 5000 years ago."
"Oh.....that."
"You don't remember that do you?"
"No not really. Are to explain?"
"No."
"Fine them." Seth got up from the swing and looked around, "Just one outrageous clear out of the blue question. Does anyone of you live with your parents, I mean both."
"Why." Yugi asked
"Well, it seems that none of you that both parents. Like Duke that lack too parent of the opposite sex, and Marik lacks parents, Yugi doesn't have a dad, Joey does have parents that at least live together, Tristan lives with his sister. Tea and Bakura just have dis-functional families."
"Aren't you a sensitive." Joey said, "Wait a minute. Duke your parents are gay."
".....yeah..."
"How do you know all that?" Tea asked
"Remember when I put my hand though head Tristan?" Seth said, "He had alot more in there than I thought."
"You're a real cold person." Tristan said.
"And your point is? You of all people should take that as a compliment."
"What did you do with Kaiba." Bakura asked.
"He around here somewhere. I can't seem to find him."
"Why do bad happen when you come around."
"It's not my fault I was born on the 13. That happened to be on a Friday."
"This is just great. First you lose Kaiba's soul he could me anywhere on earth, second we have no idea where were are .ALL YOU NEED NOW IS FRED, JASON AND THE CREEPER.!" Marik shouted.
"Cool it man." Joey said, "Those guys are the last people we want to meet."
"You forgot Michael Mayors." Seth added., "And the Candyman and. That dude off of Scream and....."
"Shut up, Seth. Do jinx us." Yami order.
"Well, this is the strangest thing that's happen so far." Tristan said, as he rolled over on the giant quilt that Mrs. Sweethome had laid out for them.
"What" Tea asked, while she watched Marik play with her hand.
"Well, the whole airplane accident, the trading clothes for a busted pick up Truck. Then the half star motel, the giant whole in the hall way, Marik's outburst and now this. This whole mistake is pretty funny to me."
"Tristan, are you feeling okay?" Yugi asked.
"Of course."
"No the heat got to him." Marik said still holding Tea's hand.
"The heat got to Tristan, and there's some harmless flirting going on too." Joey said, nubging Marik,
"Who's flirting ?" Duke said
"Marik's flirting like that is any shock." Kaiba said
"Hey we thought you were a sleep."
"No, I was just resting my eyes."
"What did you for get your contacts? Or something."
"No, but they are starting to dry out." He said as he took them out.
"Don't you have another pair or something?"
"Yeah in my bag which is in London."
"Bummer, did you bring your glasses at least?" Bakura asked.
"Yeah...I think." Kaiba opened his bag and searched though it.
"I didn't know you wore glass." Tea said, "How long have you have you had them."
"Ever since the beginning of Battle City."
"Oh, why didn't you ever wear them?"
"I wore contacts, wearing this glasses makes me look old."
"Well aren't don't you." Seth asked
"What are you talking about?" Kaiba asked
"That little kid that always around. It's he your son."
"That's his brother, Seth." Yami said, "Did you even bother to learn anything about the world now?"
"Noooo, why would I want too? It's not like I'm sticking around very long. I'm only here because there's an angel here. Five actually."
"Who are you talking about Seth?"
"Isis, Ishizu, Mai, Serenity and Tea."
"Isis is eviler than I. If she's an angel. I'm God."
"As if."
"What are you talking about? You're not going to be around along time?" Y.Bakura asked, "Are you going back to the other side all something?"
"Yep, it seems Chaos has all ready been done on this planet. Which means I get to put a hex on what human stole my job."
"Seth, in Egypt the best hex you actually managed to pull off was .........? Could you even do anything?"
"I don't even have time to argue with you." Seth said, then disappeared.
"Look what you did Pharaoh. Now you've embarrassed him again." Y.Bakura said, "What kind of cousin are you." Bakura said before he disappeared.
"Well, I might as well go too." Yami said disappearing.
The others looked at each other, with confused looks on their face. Not knowing how that argument started between three of the spirits. But the main confusion was why Malik didn't join in. There was suddenly many loud foot steps running into the room where they were. Twelve Kids ran though the room not looking twice at them. They trampled anything in their path, including Kaiba's bag. There was slightly loud crack came from the inside the bag. After the twelve kids ran outside the group stared at stared at the bag. Kaiba opened the trampled bag and pulled out a pair of broken beyond repairs glasses. They all looked at Kaiba's face, he remained calm on the outside of course.
"That's just peachy." He said tossing the glasses in a trash can, "I'm going to go find a phone." They watched Kaiba leave the room and all was silent.
After five minutes Kaiba had not come back. So they went to look for him. He wasn't at the phone because the phone line was cut or chewed through and he wasn't anywhere in the house. Looking outside they saw him, sitting on a swing that hung from a tree branch.
"Hey Kaiba. Why are you out here?" Tristan asked as they walked up to him.
"It's not like you to just leave like that." Tea said.
"Well I got bored, and decided to come out here." Seth said.
"Oh, it's you." Duke said, "I knew something was up."
"Does anyone know were we are?" Seth asked, "Cuz, I can sense alot of dead spirits. I wonder if I know any."
"What do you mean dead spirits?" Tristan questioned.
"You know the type of spirits that can go right through you and take up to 20 year off your life. It does hurt but it feeling like a cool breeze going right through you. It how do you say....tickles." Seth looked at thee teen blank expressions, "That's probably why I die so so young."
"But did you get your head cut off." Marik said.
"I did!" Seth put his hand on his neck, "When did that happen?"
"Like 5000 years ago."
"Oh.....that."
"You don't remember that do you?"
"No not really. Are to explain?"
"No."
"Fine them." Seth got up from the swing and looked around, "Just one outrageous clear out of the blue question. Does anyone of you live with your parents, I mean both."
"Why." Yugi asked
"Well, it seems that none of you that both parents. Like Duke that lack too parent of the opposite sex, and Marik lacks parents, Yugi doesn't have a dad, Joey does have parents that at least live together, Tristan lives with his sister. Tea and Bakura just have dis-functional families."
"Aren't you a sensitive." Joey said, "Wait a minute. Duke your parents are gay."
".....yeah..."
"How do you know all that?" Tea asked
"Remember when I put my hand though head Tristan?" Seth said, "He had alot more in there than I thought."
"You're a real cold person." Tristan said.
"And your point is? You of all people should take that as a compliment."
"What did you do with Kaiba." Bakura asked.
"He around here somewhere. I can't seem to find him."
"Why do bad happen when you come around."
"It's not my fault I was born on the 13. That happened to be on a Friday."
"This is just great. First you lose Kaiba's soul he could me anywhere on earth, second we have no idea where were are .ALL YOU NEED NOW IS FRED, JASON AND THE CREEPER.!" Marik shouted.
"Cool it man." Joey said, "Those guys are the last people we want to meet."
"You forgot Michael Mayors." Seth added., "And the Candyman and. That dude off of Scream and....."
"Shut up, Seth. Do jinx us." Yami order.