to ground, sobbing) I AM SO HAPPPPYYY! I will acknowledge all of the
reviewers!
Hurrahhurrah- Glad you like it. It would be nice if Naruto would rule the
world. I would support that all the way. Even though I would most likely be
killed. Ha. You shall be added. Promise.
Blu Rose- thanks you for liking my story. (bows)
Km-kimbap- I shall read your stories.
Hibiyuru- I always thought Sasuke would be vain enough to make some
perfume and say it smelt like him. Man, he would have lots of cash only
cause he is… him! Him and Neji would never let someone take their picture
though I am sure. Tenkou almost died taking them. Can anyone say kunai
in eye? (silence) FIVE TIMES FAST!
KaiDohMaru- I listened to your advice. So sad that Piro didn't get a picture.
Danirei- I SHALL CONTINUE!
Muffle- Kankurou also has me! (huggles little Kankurou plushie)
Harukakanata-YOU GUESSED IT!
Alchemist of Uchiha- doesn't Gaara look soo cute in the newest chapters! I
just love his… mullet. Haha. And cape. Haha.
Aka vs. Aoi- Hehe, I just figured it out about Kiba. Kibafang Inudog.
Haha, I was thinking about his last name. Hehe. But can't you picture it? A
puppy running through bamboo leafs with lots of sunshine!
Actually, I picture Kiba running past Shino over and over again with Hinata
sitting in a tree above them. Haha.
Candy44- Don't we all?
HeartlessHitokiri- I am glad you think it's funny. I love your name by the
way.
Meheeners- hehe, Kurenai always gets embarrassed tho. Hehe, let's do it!
Sharigankakashi55- I am a very odd person. Glad you liked it at all!
Well, Piro needs a new leader cause Tenkou is still in a coma. Everyone
pray that she wakes up cause she's my other self … when did this become
Chobits? Haha. I better start the fic. ONWARD LEE! ONWARD GAI!
Disclaimer: (I missed last chapters)
Kabuto: Hello. Before I say the disclaimer, I want to make something clear
to Kei-san. Even though Orochimaru-sama's arms can't move, that doesn't
mean that I help him take a PISS! Kei-san has been bothering me about it.
Me: Then how does he pee?
Kabuto: (silence) Kei Hao Asakura does not own Naruto.
Me: HOW DOES HE PEE?
Orochimaru: Let me show you, Kei-chan. Ku ku ku.
Me: (pales) EWW! CHILD MOLESTER! (run away)
Kabuto: Please enjoy the story.
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Piro was walking about, trusty cap with eggs on the side on his head and
bag on back. Tenkou was in the hospital after the last interview and still
hasn't come out of her coma. So the President sent a replacement leader
for Piro. But Piro had to find him. He didn't want to. It was to much to do.
'Stupid President. Making me find my leader. Damn him!' Piro thought,
glaring at the ground. So, instead of looking for his leader, he went to a
shop called Ninja Pets. He opened the door, making the bell jingle. A
million itty bitty kunais and shurikens were thrown at him, missing him by
merely inches!
"Ahh, sorry, sorry. These are ninja pets after all. Reflex," someone said.
Piro looked up and saw a man walk up to him. He wore a black coat, white
and green hat and tall sandals. We will call him Hat n Sandals Man. Or
H.N.S. for short. Piro looked around, seeing all kinds of animals. Lions,
tigers and big fat snails! It was amazing. He saw a baby lion and wanted it
badly.
"H-H.N.S.-san, how much for the small cub?" Piro asked, pressing his face
against the glass.
H.N.S looked at the cub, patted his head and said with a large smile, "Two
hundred and thirty dollars!" (I don't know my yen very well)
Piro's face darkened and he slumped over.
"What about me? I'm cheap and cute!" he heard a squeaky voice ask.
Piro turned around and saw a pink bunny staring up at him. Piro couldn't
believe it. He must have been seeing things. He must have. He sighed and
picked it up.
"How much for Usagi-san?"
"Ten bucks. Good deal. Only cheap cause he can talk."
"Deal."
And now, Piro has his new leader, Usagi-san the pink bunny and was on
his way to find his next victim.
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Ten Ten was walking down the road, trying to find Gai and Lee. They said
that they would be at the usual meeting spot, but for some odd reason,
they weren't there. Neji was there, but he was sitting on the ground, legs
crossed and arms crossed in front of his chest. He must've been
meditating. But since no one really likes Ten Ten cause she really isn't
important and shows up in the opening and ending videos cause the
people always like to make others think she is important, we will go to Neji
cause I like him better.
Neji had heard Ten Ten walking towards the spot. He hid the thing he had
behind his back and crossed his arms across his chest, looking like he was
wrapped up in his own world.
"Neji, has Gai-sensei or Lee shown up yet?" she asked.
But Neji chose to ignore her.
Ten Ten sighed and he could hear her walk away.
When he was sure she was gone, he took out the folded up magazine.
Guess what it was. It wasn't playboy. IT WAS 'HYUUGA INSIDE'. Not really.
It was actually a love novel written by the Chou Hentai of them all, Jiraiya!
SHOCKER! Who would've thought he was a pervert? Not me… nope. Not at
all. Heh. Though he had a poker face on the outside, inside he was
grinning like a Cheshire cat inside. Then he heard a sound like a twig
breaking.
Quickly doing the hand seals, he called forth his Byakugan and searched
for what made such a noise that interrupted his reading.
He looked for about two seconds when he felt something hit him from
above! He looked up and saw a bunny. But it wasn't a regular bunny. It
was… wait. Yeah it was. I bet you were thinking it was Usagi-san. Welps,
no. Just a normal bunny. Ahem. Neji glared at it then went back to his
book.
"NEJI! WHAT ARE YOU READING?" someone suddenly yelled in his ear!
He turned around and was about to stab them in the eye with a shuriken
when that someone told him to stop.
Neji say it was only Lee. Heaving a sigh, he put the book in his pocket and
started to walk off.
"W-Wait! I wanted to ask you something! I was wondering if you would be
so kind to assist me when I get interviewed today!" Lee said, walking next
to Neji.
Neji stopped and looked at him. Why would someone want to interview
him. Maybe a joke. Neji glared inside at the thought. No one was going to
make a fool out of his team mate. Lee and Gai embarrassed themselves
enough.
"Why not. I shall accompany you to this interview," he said, stopping.
Lee smiled, showing his bright teeth and gave his nice guy pose.
Neji had a bad feeling about this day.
He couldn't finish his book and he had to baby-sit Lee.
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Piro was walking around, Usagi-san sitting on his head. Piro decided that
Usagi-san wasn't the best choice for a leader and couldn't get his money
back, so he decided to find the replacement.
Since he had no idea where the replacement, he took out his little walkie
talkie that was made to look like a chocker and put it on.
"Yes, you have reached Beauty Tips of Ninjas and we appreciate you .
calling. If you have any questions of being interviewed, please contact
either Piro or Tenkou at these numbers. For Piro, type in 678. For Tenkou,
type in 876. If you are an employer, please tell us the problem and you will
be transferred to our question person at 123. Thank you for your time.
After the beep, please enter one of the three numbers. Thank you and
thanks for choosing Ninja Tips of Beauty." Some random nice lady voice
came on the phone and said all this in less than three seconds. But of
course, he worked there so he knew what she said. He pressed the desired
buttons and asked the person the questions where he needed the answers
to!
"Where the hell is my superior? I had to buy a talking bunny and yet I still
can't find him or her? What the hell?" he asked, yelling in the microphone.
"Piro? The prez knew you would call. Shoo, he knew you would yell, dawg.
Your new superior is at the Ichiraku eating some good Ramen, yo!" the
person said, making Piro cringe.
"Thanks, Dawg," he said, embarrassed as people passed him.
Putting his walkie talkie away, he started for the Ichiraku, hoping the
leader wasn't as crazy as Tenkou.
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"Lee, I am so glad you decided to let us interview you. Well… just me, only
cause my photographer isn't here. But he will be. Promise. Now, I want to
hear the story of how you wanted this haircut," a young woman said.
She had a strange combination of hair color. It was mostly red and brown,
but had bits and pieces of black and blond, but the brown was the most
noticeable. She had brown eyes hidden by narrow glasses. She wore
strange clothes, nothing a ninja would wear (maybe that is why she is a
journalist). A black tie, white button up shirt that looked like it was made
for a man, baggy black pants and boots. She had her hair into a lose
ponytail. Her name…. Carmen Au. (LOVE THE NAME!)
Lee smiled at her nodding.
"When I was a small child, my mother said I was special. And left. I was l
left alone with my father who I love very much. He… he said that he didn't
know if I was really his child, but still supported my throughout my
academy days. Many kids made fun of me because I am not able to use
genjutsu or ninjutsu. It bothered me. But one day, a man surrounded by
sun light and a godlike aura walked up to me and said, 'Never give up,
Lee!' Ever since that day, I have looked up to that man. His name… Maito
Gai. And what ho! I was able to have him as my sensei which made my life
even better! I was in tears my first day with him-" But Carmen cut him off.
"Umm… Lee-san, can you please tell us why your hair is like that?"
Lee blinked for a minute or so then grinned and stuck his thumb out.
"In due time, Carmen-san!"
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Piro was racing to the Ichiraku hoping he could make it in time.
But he saw a sight he thought would have killed anyone that wasn't him.
Tenkou walking about, looking similar to a zombie!
"Tenkou-san! Why are you back? You woke up?" Piro asked, running over
to her.
She slowly looked up at him, her eyes blank with drool running down her
mouth.
"P-Piro… I missed you. So much. So much, my Piro-kun," she murmured,
shuffling over to Piro, arms stretched out.
Piro was scared. Scared out of her mind. He screamed, and started to run
away, trying to get away from the undead Tenkou!
888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 Guess what? It's over! I have to work on other stories. I have like.. A
MILLION! … Ok not really. Like… two or three Naruto ones, one kingdom
heart and a bleach one that people need to read. Sad. Umm… Yeah.
Please review. I hope it is ok!
Kei Hao Asakura