Author's Notes: A special thanks to all those who reviewed and/or voted. It was a close call but the threesome idea prevailed! Wanna thank your loyal fans out there Vegeta?
Vegeta "…So I really get the threesome?"
Oojo "Yep, it's what the audience wanted."
Vegeta grins cheekily "Well, in that case I see no need to waste my time hunting down these losers." Incinerates list of reviewer names with his ki into nothing.
Last time:
"Well uh, now that that problem has been…solved I believe that there was something else that Bulma wanted to tell you Vegeta. Go ahead Bulma."
Bulma softened her angry glower to a comforting gaze and gently took Vegeta's clenched hand in her own.
"…Shit." He muttered.
"Well, Vegeta. I love you with all my heart-don't forget that! But like Trunks said, you have a lot of difficulty showing your emotions. Well, I knew that about you before I even got involved with you so it would be wrong of me to try and change that now. I thought that I could live with it, just knowing how you felt rather then hearing it or seeing it but recently I found out that…I cant."
"What are you saying Bulma?" Vegeta asked quietly, not particularly liking the way this was going.
"I'm saying that, I have needed to find that kind of emotional comfort somewhere else. I needed someone who could understand me and my feelings completely…Vegeta, I've…I've been cheating on you."
(The crowd let out a quiet ohh)
"WHAT? WITH WHO? YOU'RE WITH THAT PATHETIC WEAKLING AGAIN ARENT YOU! THE SCARRED ONE-YAMCHA!" Vegeta bolts up from his chair and quickly scans the crowd. Spotting Yamcha and the rest of the Z Team in the audience he flew right for him. (Well, spotting the 7ft tall, green coloured Namek wearing a turban and cape-who was much harder to miss and then spotting Yamcha in on of the seats next to him.)
Stunned at the site of a very pissed, very pent up, very violent Saiyan Prince flying for him Yamcha was a little late to defend himself and soon had punches and kicks raining down on him as Vegeta began to pummel him into the stage ground.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! SHE IS MY WOMAN! I'VE ALREADY WARNED YOU ABOUT MAKING ADVANCES ON MY MATE! I KNEW YOU WERE STUPID BUT I GAVE YOU A LITTLE MORE CREDIT THEN THAT!"
"OW! BUT VEGET-OW I DIDN'T! OW-SHIT! THAT HURT! WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT HERE!" Yamcha screamed at the Z Team from the wreckage of stage chairs and unconscious audience members, who had had the misfortune of sitting too close to Yamcha.
The other Z members had slinked off to the sides a little to avoid Vegeta's wrath and were now looking on at poor Yamcha with great pity and very little guilt.
"Uh, shouldn't we help him?" Krillen asked Piccolo.
"Well, go ahead."
"What! Me? Uh…why don't you? You're the strongest out of us!"
Piccolo stole a glance at Vegeta who was going right for Yamcha's jugular. "…Fuck that." He muttered.
Fortunately for Yamcha, Goku was soon on the scene and managed to pull Vegeta off of Yamc-well…what was left of Yamcha.
"VEGETA ENOUGH! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM!" Goku yelled at Vegeta as he wriggled free of his grip and went back to dismantling Yamcha.
He stopped suddenly and looked around at Goku. "Kakarot, that's the whole damn point!"
"Vegeta! You get your butt right back down to this stage mister!" Bulma yelled.
"Shut up woman, you're not the boss of me!"
She began to tap her foot impatiently, "I'm waiting!"
Vegeta growled under his breath and shoved Goku out of the way as he flew back down to the stage.
"Hmm, maybe we should have hired Bulma for bodyguard." Jerry mumbled to himself from the other side of the studio room.
Yamcha was rushed away by paramedics along with a few audience members whilst Goku and the Z Team all resumed their seats.
"Vegeta I cant believe you just did that! I wasn't cheating on you with Yamcha!"
"You weren't?"
"No! Do you really think that I'd get better emotional compatibility with Yamcha then I would with you?"
Vegeta looks smug, "Humph, I didn't think so. I'm far better then that weakling in every aspect." He stated crossing his arms.
Bulma rolled her eyes, "Look, you're a great man Vegeta and you know that (though-I-wish-you-didn't-sometimes-because-your-ego-is-out-of-control) but I've found the one person one this planet who can top you."
Vegeta whips around to face Goku.
"No Vegeta, I mean top you when it comes to understanding me emotionally."
Vegeta stops sizing up Goku and turns back to face Bulma. "Oh really, who?"
"Let's bring out Bulma's secret lover!" Jerry called from the very edge of the studio; he didn't dare move any further into Vegeta's eye-line.
(The crowd cheer in anticipation and go completely wild when Bulma's lover comes through the doorway)
Vegeta gapes as his woman and her lover embrace each other passionately and kiss in front of him.
Author's Notes: Man, I love doing this to you guys. Cliffhangers galore! Mwhaha, who is Bulma's lover? Find out tomorrow night on cheesy narrator voice DragonBall-er, Raunchy Relationships and Saucy Secrets!
Vegeta "Hey! Wait just a damn minute! Where the hell was that threesome you promised me!"
Oojo "Well, I tried to include it in this chapter but then it turned out too long. So it'll be in the next one instead."
Vegeta "Don't you think you've made me wait long enough?"
Oojo "One more night wont kill you Vegeta."
Vegeta "No, no it wont…But I can't say the same thing for you."
Oojo gulps nervously