Last time:
(The crowd cheer in anticipation and go completely wild when Bulma's lover comes through the doorway)
Vegeta gapes as his woman and her lover embrace each other passionately and kiss in front of him.
Vegeta opens his mouth to speak, or yell, or scream, anything, but finds that for once in his life he's speechless. Goku, on the other hand, was not: "CHI CHI!" he said standing up in shock.
Chi Chi stops kissing and groping Bulma to turn to face him, "Oh! Goku! Um…hi honey. What are you doing out here already? Weren't we were gonna call him out as a guest?" she asked Bulma, fixing up her lipstick with her finger."Well yeah but Trunks suggested that Goku take over Steve's job because of Vegeta's violent 'tendencies.' I didn't know about it until I was brought out."
Vegeta and Goku glanced at each other, then at the women, then at each other again before erupting.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?"
"DON'T I TREAT YOU RIGHT?"
"WE HAVE A FAMILY!"
"ENOUGH!" Chi Chi screamed exasperated at the two hollering men.
"Sit down and we'll explain everything!" Bulma yelled, taking a seat herself.
Chi Chi sat in the chair besides her but the men stayed standing, Vegeta because of his anger and Goku because of his state of shock.
"B-but Chi Chi…I understand why Bulma would do this to Vegeta but why would you do this to me? I'm a good guy!"
"Watch it Kakarot." Vegeta growled in his dangerously low tone.
"Goku, you're a good husband and I love you so dearly but you're just never home! You're always off fighting, or sparring, or in space, or on a different planet, or dead! What about your family and me! And whenever there's danger around you drop everything and run head first into it. Again completely forgetting about the kids and me. It's not your job to protect this planet Goku!"
(The crowd mutter in confusion: "Space?" "Other planets?" "Dead?")
"But if I don't do it who will?"
"I don't care! You're always risking your life for the people of this planet who will never know what you do for them, who will never be able to appreciate it and who you will probably never even meet in your lifetime! Whilst at home you have a lonely, heart-broken wife sitting in her empty house which is out in the middle of nowhere cooking and cleaning whilst her children are rebelling against her!"
(The crowd let out a sympathetic ahh)
"Gee, I'm so sorry you feel this way Chi Chi." Goku said softly whilst scratching the back of his head guiltily. "But it still doesn't really explain this whole thing with Bulma."
"Well, I know I'm not in the exact same boat as Chi Chi. Vegeta is always around but the way he acts towards me during the day he may as well not be! He doesn't show any affection towards me during the day or in front of anyone and I often feel very lonely in our relationship."
"So during the day when Goku is training and Vegeta has locked himself up in that gravity room Bulma would often call me to chat, soon the calls became more and more frequent and we'd talk about our men and how lonely we were. Soon we started visiting each other more often and well…we just started getting closer and closer." Chi Chi finished with a sly look at Bulma.
"This. Is. Too. Much." Vegeta said sitting down in his chair and gently pinching the bridge of his nose. Trying to stop the headache that had been threatening to erupt in his skull since his son had revealed the first secret.
"Well, um Vegeta?" Bulma asked timidly.
He turned to her, "What? Got something else to reveal to me today?" he asked sarcastically. "What is it this time? You're really a man? You have a fetish for toilet brushes? You've done some nude modelling for the turtle pervert? You-"
"Vegeta! Don't be gross!" She interrupted. "God, Master Roshi? Please, I have some standards ya know!"
(A stray sound of an old man's indignant 'humph' and some quiet chuckling is heard from the audience)
"Actually Vegeta, before you so rudely interrupted, I was about to ask you something."
"Ask me something? ASK ME SOMETHING? How dare you even consider asking something of me after you have just put me through all this shit on national television!"
Bulma flashed him a bold smirk, much like his own. "Well, me and Chi Chi had been talking about including you in our little 'sexual entanglements,' ya know…as in a threesome."
(The crowd hoots and cheers with excitement)
"But you're right, how dare I ask something of you after all you've been through today…Hey Chi, what about Goku instead?"
"What? Wait! Uh…are you serious?" He asked suspiciously.
Chi Chi and Bulma nodded grinning ear to ear, Goku, however wasn't exactly looking to thrilled.
"Uh, Chi? Honey?" He asked timidly from his seat.
"Oh, I'm sorry Goku it's just that…well, from what Bulma has told me Vegeta is excellent in bed and has no problem getting dirty and kinky." She said stealing a quick glance at the shocked Saiyan Prince.
(The ladies in the crowd cheer and wolf-whistle at him)
Vegeta's cheeks tint a little and he delicately clears his throat whilst sending a 'you'll-pay-for-this-later' look to Bulma.
"Don't get me wrong Goku, you're a fantastic lover too, it must be a Saiyan thing, but you're too…nice."
"B-but Chi! I'm only 'nice' during sex because…well, I thought you liked it that way. Don't get me wrong Chi but I would have loved to have gotten dirty and tried new things with you but I always thought that you were…well, a little buttoned-down and not into all that stuff."
"Well, it just shows how much you know about me Goku. As a mother I have to act that way! It would have been an improper influence on the boys otherwise."
By this time Vegeta had regained his composure and was now wearing a very snide smirk on his face.
"Well well well, it looks as though Kakarot cant please his woman enough to keep her around. Whereas I have been such a 'performer' with mine that I have actually gained another!" he said wryly.
He ignored the hurt look on Goku's face and continued, "So, ladies. When you say you wish to include me in your…" Chuckle. "Sexual entanglements, what exactly do you mean?" He looked over at a very forlorn Goku. "Word for word now so that we can all understand exactly what this includes."
The two women exchanged devious looks and gestured to the stage director for Bulma's previous striper music to be played.
(The crowd started going berserk whilst Goku looked on in a mix of horror and heartbreak)
They stood up and removed the chairs from either side of Vegeta and circled him slowly as though sharks would to their prey. Vegeta merely raised a brow in amusement and made sure to make eye contact with Goku frequently. Just to rub it in that little bit more. 'Excellent, I ask for a thorough description to tease Kakarot and instead I get the action right here on stage in front of him! This is too good!'
Chi Chi stopped behind him and leant down, (making sure that her half exposed breasts brushed against Vegeta's cheek) to pull of his black top.
Bulma helped from the front, making sure to rake her nails teasingly across his skin as she did so.
Chi Chi pulled the top off over Vegeta's head (and hair) and then swung it over her own before hurling it into the crowd at a group of drooling women. They all scrambled for it as if it were the bouquet at a wedding and ended up trying to kill each over it, though nobody noticed. All eyes were following the two women, Vegeta and his now-exposed, incredibly muscular chest.
Bulma gently took his hand and tugged him up to stand on his feet, he was more then happy to comply with her for once.
Bulma leant up and kissed him whilst Chi Chi was inspecting the new set of abs that she would have to play with. She gently kissed at the skin, nipping here and there and worked her way slowly up to Vegeta's neck. The two women broke away from what they were doing briefly to give each other a kiss and grope before resuming on Vegeta.
(The crowd started yelling themselves hoarse)
Chi Chi trailed her tongue around to the back of Vegeta's neck and began to massage and kiss at his shoulders. In her own time, moving down lower and lower.
Bulma, still kissing Vegeta, trailed her hand down Vegeta's chest and stomach, stopping at the top of his leather pants.
She tugged at the button until it came undone and was halfway through unzipping him when Jerry started yelling.
"Uh, ok guys! GUYS? That's enough now! Uh, we'll be right back after this commercial." He said turning back to the very flustered looking cameraman and signalling for him to stop recording by slicing his throat with his finger.
"Ok you three just settle down and take your seats."
The women reluctantly stopped what they were doing and Vegeta growled up at Jerry narrowing his eyes menacingly at the host.
"Uh…please?" Jerry pleaded, beginning to sweat under Vegeta's glare.
(The crowd boos at Jerry: "Aw come on man! The women haven't taken it off yet!" "Damn, it was gonna be a free live porno.")
Less then happy all three of them sat back down in their seats, once they had been moved back into place for them of course.
Both Bulma and Chi Chi looked a little flushed from a mix of their slight arousal and embarrassment at their lack of self-control. Vegeta just looked pissed. 'Damnit, one thing finally goes right for me on this stupid-ass show and that idiot host has to ruin it for me!'
"Ten seconds Jerry." A stage assistant yelled.
"Ok." He replied, straightening his tie and getting ready to shoot the next segment.
Author's Notes: Well, finally Vegeta has something go his way on the show! Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter; I even made it a little longer to make up for the short one last time. Hope you enjoyed it too Veggie
Vegeta "Actually, I did. Though I wish you hadn't had Jerry stop it so soon, we barely got started. I even wrote up a list of things I wanted you to include into the threesome for me." Rummages around in his leather pants' pocket, pulls out a rolled up piece of paper and hands it to Oojo
Oojo unrolls the ten metres worth of paper and begins to read "Um-hm…um-hm…oh, that's a good one…. why didn't I think of that?…wow…heh, that's cruel…. god Vegeta, you're filthy!"
Vegeta smirks proudly "I know."