Last time:

Both Bulma and Chi Chi looked a little flushed from a mix of their slight arousal and embarrassment at their lack of self-control. Vegeta just looked pissed. 'Damnit, one thing finally goes right for me on this stupid-ass show and that idiot host has to ruin it for me!'

"Ten seconds Jerry." A stage assistant yelled.

"Ok." He replied, straightening his tie and getting ready to shoot the next segment.

Bulma and Chi Chi quickly fixed each other's lipstick giggling whilst Vegeta just crossed his arms and pouted.

Trunks and Goten had slipped off of the stage after Vegeta had attacked Yamcha and were now watching on one of the monitors in the dressing room.

The Z Team were sitting in stunned silence whilst Master Roshi was struggling against Krillen and Oolong to get out of his seat and down to the stage where all the action was going on.

The rest of the audience were being directed to quieten down by the stagehands so that the new segment would have a quiet beginning for Jerry.

"Ok Jerry. In 5, 4, 3, 2, and."

"Hello and welcome back to the show. For those of you who have just tuned in-"

'You may as well tune out again because this story is too damn fucked up.' Jerry thought to himself.

"-we've been talking to Vegeta who has been brought on the show today, originally by his son Trunks whom revealed to his father that he was gay and involved with his father's mortal enemy's son. He was also brought on the show by his wife-" Vegeta stood up. "-er, mate! By his mate!" He quickly corrected. He sighed in relief as Vegeta sat back down. "Whom revealed to him that she had been dancing for business men at her father's company to influence negotiations and she has also just revealed to him that she has been cheating on him with his arch rivals wife. But the ladies have invited Vegeta to join them in a threesome fashion and it appears as though he may just do that. But how does Goku feel about this? Goku?"

Goku, who had been sitting at the front watching his wife with Bulma and Vegeta looked up at Chi Chi with sad puppy dog eyes.

"Chi Chi, I thought you loved me." He sniffed.

"Oh Goku!" she ran out of her chair and down to Goku. She hugged him tightly and he hugged back near tears.

(The crowd ahh's)

Vegeta just snorted in disgust at the display.

"Of course I love you Goku! Don't you ever think otherwise!" she suddenly scolded but then softened again. "Trust me when I say that you have my heart."

"Humph, yeah but it looks like I have your body." Bulma quickly slapped a hand over Vegeta's mouth and nodded at Chi Chi to continue.

"But, why are you doing this to me Chi?"

"It's just sex honey, nothing more and nothing less. Bulma and me care for each other and share a great deal in common but we just aren't in love in that way. And as for Vegeta…" she looked back at him. "Well, uh…he's Vegeta." She shrugged.

Vegeta's scowl deepened.

"So are you still gonna have the threesomes with them?" he asked hoping for a 'no.'

"Are you still gonna risk your butt at the drop of a hat and spend all day training?"

"Well…yeah I have to."

"Then I have to fulfil my needs elsewhere."

"But I can be dirty too…well, I'll try."

"Oh Goku I appreciate you saying that but I know-and you know that you're far too sweet and innocent for that."

There was an uncomfortable pause before Goku spoke again. "Well…it's just sex right?" Chi Chi nodded. "And you and Bulma don't love each other?" Both Chi Chi and Bulma nodded. "And this keeps you happy?" Chi Chi nodded again. "Well…as long as you're still mine, still love me and will always be there for me like you have been in the past and most importantly…are happy, then I guess I have no choice but to accept this."

"Oh Goku!" Chi Chi kissed him. "You're the sweetest, most forgiving man I've ever known!"

(The crowd applauses the embracing couple)

"What an idiot." Vegeta muttered to Bulma.

"Yeah I know, but that's Goku for ya. He's so merciful, sympathetic and-"

"-And one whipped Saiyan."

"Got that right."

Chi Chi sat back down beaming and Goku sat there in his seat grinning goofily back at her.

"Well, it appears as though that has been settled now. Goku are you really going to accept this?" Jerry asked.

"Yeah I will. I know that Chi Chi's heart is still mine and that's all that matters."

(The crowd ahh again)

"Chi Chi and Bulma are you going to carry on with your 'relationship?'"

"Yep, but we'll include Vegeta now that we know he's willing." Bulma replied placing her hand over Vegeta's.

"Chi Chi, how do you feel about finding out that your youngest son is gay?"

"Well, like my Goku said; as long as he's happy then I'm happy too. Though I knew I shouldn't have made him study those books on human nature and homosexuality."

"And what about you Vegeta? Will you accept this change in your son and try to better your relationship with him?"

"Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? Of course I wo-" He was nudged in his side by Bulma's elbow. "er-will accept it and will try to be nicer to the boy." Bulma smiled sweetly at him.

"Bulma will you continue to dance for the business men at your father's company?"

"Well, um…" she looked over at Vegeta who raised an expectant brow at her. "I-I'll quit, for Vegeta's sake." He grinned at her and they kissed sweetly.

(The crowd ahh once more but quickly shut up when Vegeta starts to glare out at them)

"Well then it looks as if all of these issues have been settled and all of the secrets between families and family members have finally been aired. In our final segment, after the break, we shall be taking questions from the audience. Don't go away."

Author's Notes: Well then my audience, if you have any questions for any of today's guest feel free to post them up in your reviews

Vegeta "I have a question for Kakarot."

Oojo "Oh, really? What is it?"

Vegeta "Kakarot, when I'm fucking your wife would you rather I use a ribbed condom or a-"

Oojo slaps a hand over his mouth "VEGETA! THAT'S ENOUGH!"

Vegeta merely grins at her from behind her hand

Oojo turns back to her audience "Well, the sooner you guys get going on those questions the sooner I can get the next chapter up and then you'll get to read the final chapter: Jerry's final thought…on the most fucked up show he's ever hosted in his lifetime."

I am aware that this is in fact the 2nd time I've posted this story and that previous reviews/audience questions have been lost. The original posting was deleted, not sure why. So the next chapter is based on real questions reviewers asked.