Bwahahah! Boredom strikes again! Sakura bashing-ness! Naruto's thoughts! Can you guess who he's thinking of?

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thoughts

"talking"

"You have such beautiful eyes!"

But they aren't special like his.

"Your skin is so soft!"

But you need lotion. His is soft naturally

"You have such a wonderful smile!"

But it's fake and used up. When he smiles it's real and special.

"Your hair is such a bright and beautiful color!"

But it's not silky and as good-looking as his.

"You are so cute!"

But he's hot and sexy.

"You are so kind!"

But only to him. He's a jerk to everyone.

"You have such great fashion sense!"

But it's not fit for being a ninja like his.

"Your forehead is so big! I just want to kiss it!"

But his forehead is perfect and when he's not wearing his head protector he's so cute.

"You are so wonderful!"

But he is perfect.

"I love you Sakura-chan!"

But I love him more.

/Nothing compares to you--