Wee! I actually got reviews! AND GOOD ONES, TOO! XD Thank you to everyone who reviewed the first chapter. I'd like to dedicate this chapter to all of you, and to all of my friends at school who just make the weekdays a little bit brighter and funnier! And now, ON WITH THE SHOW!
Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, never have, never will. Oh, and because you've been whining Kaitlyn, I am giving you future credit for the seagull! Happy now?
..okay, now SERIOUSLY on with the show!
Kaiba stood in the changing booth, rubbing his temples nervously. This was going to be a very very very bad day. First, he was forced to go to the crowded, loud, un-sophisticated beach with Mokuba. Second, those two annoying ticks, Tristan and Joey, replaced his swimming trunks with a red Speedo. And now, to top off that glorious mountain of humiliation, Yugi and Yami were now outside, probably planning to spend the day with them. Well, they were only chatting with Mokuba, maybe they didn't know that he was in thei-"Yep! My big brother Seto Kaiba is inside that clothing booth, getting changed! That one! Right over there!" came Mokuba's cheery little voice. Kaiba's eyes bulged. He'd have to thank his younger brother for pointing him out. Kaiba let out a tense sigh and picked up the ebony duffel bag. This was it. This was the moment of truth!
He pushed aside the curtain to the booth with a single hand and marched out onto the beach over to the little gathering. Yugi looked up and gave him an innocent smile. "Hey there, Snow White!" Yugi teased, mocking Kaiba's pale skin. Kaiba growled inwardly. "Bite me, Princess Puffy," he said as he took a seat in a plastic reclining beach chair. Mokuba eyed his brother. "Seto, what exactly are you wearing?" he inquired, resting his chin on his knees. Yami took one look at the Speedos before bursting into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Yugi tilted his head in curiosity at his Yami, before spotting Kaiba's attire. He screeched and covered his face with his small hands. "MY RETINAS! THEY BURN!" he screamed, collapsing in the sand. Kaiba rolled his eyes. "Blame your two boyfriends, the unicorn wannabe and the mutt! They switched my swimming trunks with.. with this!" Mokuba sighed at his brother's rudeness and helped Yugi up. "C'mon, let's go build a sandcastle or poke angry old men with a stick," Mokie suggested as the two walked off.
Yugi wiped away tears of laughter and sat on the beach chair next to Kaiba. He smoothed out his black and amethyst swimming trunks and put his hands behind his head. "You know Kaiba, there is this thing called destiny.." Yami said, beginning yet another boring lecture. Kaiba popped on a pair of sunglasses and reached into his duffel bag. Out came his trusty can of Kaiba Corp pepper spray. Seto glanced at the droning Yami and shook the can. With a single hand, he reached over and sprayed a good amount onto his face. Yami screeched like a little girl and collapsed onto the sand, clutching his eyes. "DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU, YOU BASTARD!" Yami screamed as he rolled back and forth in the sand. Kaiba merely smirked and relaxed in the chair. He didn't notice that everyone else on the beach was staring at them, and that a young child was crying. "Mommy! That pale man just kicked that wiener's hiney!" the boy sobbed. Kaiba glanced at him from over his sunglasses. "Oh c'mon, he deserved it! Have ya heard his speeches? They're almost as bad as Tea's!" Kaiba stated, getting into a more comfortable position in his chair. Yami staggered up to his feet and gave Kaiba a very rude gesture with his hand. Kaiba was about to say something when the familiar rumble of motorcycles filled the air. Kaiba and Yami whipped around, only to find the Doom Bikers rolling into the parking lot, ready for a day at the beach. Kaiba groaned and slid down his chair. How could today get any worse?
To Be Continued…
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