Wow. I never thought I'd make it to Chapter 3:D Thanks to everyone who reviewed my last two chapters, and to my friends (again). Keep on rockin!
Disclaimer: I bet you can tell what I'm gonna say. Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Must I say that every time?
Star Guest: Yep, we have a star guest in this chapter! The one, the only.. C. GULL! He's graciously pulled time away from his busy schedule and accepted my invitation to appear in this fanfic!
Kaiba tried desperately to find a way to escape the humiliation, which loomed over him like a mist. The roar of the motorcycles only grew louder as the Doom Bikers made their way into the parking lot. Yami looked back over his shoulder at them curiously. "Hmm..wonder what they're doing here.." he murmured. Kaiba frantically reached around for a towel, or something to cover himself up and hide his embarrassing attire. Somewhere in the background, he could hear that familiar Australian accent. "Ey, lookie over there, mates! Is that…no, it couldn't be.." said the punk adolescent as his question morphed into harsh laughs.
Kaiba could once again feel his face reddening, as Yami's lips pulled back into a mischievous smirk. Mokuba and Yugi were making their way back to the group. "Hey big brother, are those the Doom Bikers?" Mokuba asked. Kaiba gave a curt nod and pushed back his sunglasses. Yugi waved cheerfully at the bikers."Hey guys! We're over here!" he called out. Kaiba fought a strong urge to reach out and strangle his scrawny neck. The pounding sound of the three riders as they crossed the beach and approached them sounded like a convict trying to run away from his inevitable death...grandma's meatloaf! "Hey there Mr. Big Shot," snickered Rafael. "Come to catch a few rays?" he asked, pulling off his raven shirt, revealing a six-pack. Immediately a herd of young girls rushed over to him, giggling and clinging onto his arms. Varon smirked and pulled off his shirt, showing his more ripped self. Another herd of young girls dashed to his side. Alister rolled his eyes. "Guess it's my turn!" Varon and Rafael eyed him and chuckled. Alister growled. "What? I'm buff!" he said, pulling off his shirt. Immediately the two other bikers, girls, Yugi, Yami, Mokie, and even Kaiba started laughing hysterically. Tattooed onto Alister's scrawny and saggy stomach was Elmo! Alister looked around for his herd of girls to appear but instead, a seagull (the one and only Mr. C. Gull!) appeared, and clung onto his hair, pulling it off easily. Alister panicked. "MY WIG! NO!" he shrieked as the bird flew off with it.
After ten minutes of desperately trying to catch the seagull, a bald and whimpering Alister returned to a group of laughing adolescents. Kaiba smirked. Now he didn't feel so bad about his outfit. Varon punched Alister in the arm. "Nice job, mate! I didn't know you looked so girly when you ran!" Alister kicked sand in his face and stuck a finger out at Kaiba. "AT LEAST I'M NOT WEARING A SPEEDO!" he mocked. Kaiba's eyes widened, his fists clenched. He rose and glared at Alister. He was about to punch his face in when he caught Mokuba's expression. He looked scared and was silently praying that his brother wouldn't hurt Alister. Kaiba sighed. His aggravated expression quickly changed to a sweet one. He struck a small pose and gave Alister a cheeky grin. "Say what you want, you KNOW I look good!" Kaiba laughed, watching as the biker's expressions changed from mischievous and mocking to pure horror. Kaiba went back to his seat, popped on his sunglasses and smiled to himself.
To Be Continued…
Sorry if this chapter wasn't that funny, guys! I tried to come up with some funny stuff, but I didn't have many ideas. ' I'll try and come up with some better stuff next chapter!