Hey everyone! Yep, Chapter 4 is up! 4! I never thought this story would make it to Chapter 4. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and bothered to read it. You guys rock.

Disclaimer: I bet you don't know what I'm about to say. I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH! HA! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YA! Oh and I don't own Mini Pop Kids.

Credits: Thanks to one of my best friends (in real life too…whatever the hell real life is anyway ;P) Katdragon for giving me the idea for the tourist boat. :D

Kaiba sighed and leaned back in his chair. The gulls above screeched, as did the sickingly happy little children scuttling about the beach. Mokie and Yugi were listening to a "Mini Kids Pop" C.D on their C.D player. The Doom Bikers were enchanting their fan girls with blasphemy and random stories. Kaiba listened in to Raphael's newest lie.

"So I was walking through the park when I saw a disgustingly lovey-dovey couple. You know, the kind that can't take two steps without hugging and kissing each other. They were cuddling and giggling. It made me sick…so I hit them. Hard. Really hard. Then I ran!" he grinned. His little group of disoriented fangirls giggled madly. Valon rolled his eyes. "Aww c'mon mate, stop talking about Joey and Tristan, you're making me puke."

Kaiba smirked and wrapped a towel about his waist. The unicorn and his mutt may have attempted to make him look like a fool, but he was Seto Kaiba! He was ingenious! All others MUST bow to him! MUHAHAHA!

Seto's thoughts were interrupted by a loud blast of a horn. A familiar horn. A horn from a yacht! Oh no…not HIM! Kaiba yanked off his sunglasses and came upon a horrific sight. There, floating out in the ocean and coming closer, was none other than Maximillion Pegasus. "Oh this is exactly what I needed," Kaiba groaned, running his feminine hands through his thick hair (careful not to ruin his prom queen nails of course!)

Mokuba glanced up at the yacht and grinned. "Hey big brother, look! It's Pegasus! And he's waving at us! HI PEGGY!" Mokie called, waving his arms frantically at the ivory-haired millionaire. Kaiba fought a deep urge to grab his brother and shove him in his duffel bag.

That yacht must have super-speed... Kaiba thought as the boat sped towards them. It's famous passenger stood at the helm, holding his trademark glass of liquor and waving with his free hand. "Oh Kaiba-boooyyy!" called out the child-at-heart. Kaiba kept his head down and tried to ignore him. What, had ALL of his least favourite people come to the beach today? Pegasus leaned over the rail bar and put his head in one hand. "Kaiba-boy, didn't you hear me? I said hello!" he mocked, giving the CEO an innocent look. Mokuba poked his brother. "Aren't you going to answer?" Kaiba stifled a growl. With one hand he waved the tips of his fingers at Pegasus and shot his hand back down again. Pegasus smirked and took a sip of his wine. "My my my, aren't we in a grumpy mood today. Ah well. Maybe that boat of tourists behind me will somehow manage to cheer you up. Toodles Kaiba-boy!" Pegasus said before disappearing back into the yacht. Kaiba's eyes widened. Tourists? WITH CAMERAS?

As if on cue, a huge boat came into view, packed with tourists. A banner on the side of the boat read: "Billy Bob's Beach Tour!" Seto couldn't take anymore. His reputation was at stake! He grabbed the towel and tried to shuffle out of view. Ahh, but Mr. Kaiba didn't count on one of the tourists carrying a very large (and rather shiny!) telescope. Just in case of any desperately embarrassed CEO's were wearing a Speedo and hiding behind a towel, of course! The old man grabbed the captain of the boat and pointed at Kaiba. The Captain grinned and grabbed his megaphone. "Alright everyone, we have a real treat for you today! If you all glance to your left, you'll see the famous and rich Seto Kaiba!" he yelled. Immediately, like soldiers on a battlefield, the tourists lifted their cameras and grinned wickedly. Kaiba froze. This couldn't be happening! Just then, a rather violent gust of wind swept over the beach and carried Seto's towel away. Like lightning, the cameras went off, taking photos of the rich bastard in nothing but a skimpy outfit.

"I'm selling these on E-bay!" "BLACKMAIL! BLACKMAIL, BABY!" and other suggestions of use of the photos came from the boat. Kaiba snarled and pointed at the boat. "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER! Ahh shit…" he mumbled as the camera flashes erupted from the boat. Slowly he made his way back to his chair and waited for the psychopaths on the water to leave.

To Be Continued…

Hehe, I know, I gotta cut back on the Speedo jokes! '