Disclaimer still stands. Well…I initially intended for it to only have one chapter. But Elvdreamr asked for more, so here you go. Thanks for the three reviews Elvdreamr, animefreak102, and LoversPastForgotten.

To: Elvdreamr- This chapter is for you. Glad that you think that it is a funny fic.

To: animefreak102- Yup, I'm all about creepy…and this time, more people find out.

To: LoversPastForgotten- Of course he is!

Hiei's Thoughts

Kurama's Thoughts

Kurama was walking with Hiei down the rainy street. "Can you remind me again why we are going to the oaf's house?" Hiei asked.

"Well, yesterday, after we woke up after "certain" activities," Kurama said, making Hiei grin. It seems that Hiei hasn't forgotten our fun tricks. "I felt a weird vibe at Kuwabara's house."

"Simple, he's there, that's the weird vibe you got." Kurama smiled as he looked at Hiei.

"You don't really think that."

"Yes, I do. And something tells me that the reason you got that vibe has to do with him acting weird."

"Oh really? How would you know? Been over there when I wasn't looking?" Hiei raised an eyebrow at that question.

"Tell me that you're joking." Kurama smiled and hugged Hiei. "You know that I would pick you over the baka any day."

"I know; I'm just playing with you."

"You know that you've never won any of our "games"…right?"

"Rub it in, why don't you?"

"We're here." Kurama knocked on the door, just loud enough to be heard. Hiei began to look around, seeing how no one had answered the door for a few minutes. "Can we leave now?"

"No. Hiei, can you use your Jagan to see where Kuwabara is?"

"Hn." Hiei took off his bandana and opened his Jagan eye. Hiei began to look around the house, where he saw Kuwabara dancing in front of the mirror. Kuwabara was wearing Victoria's Secret lingerie; the type men want to see women in…not wear themselves. Kuwabara was wearing makeup and slowly stripping while watching himself in his mirror. "AHH!" Hiei closed his Jagan quickly and blocked it with his hands. Kurama watched with worried eyes.

"Hiei! What happened? Is Kuwabara in danger?" Hiei began to twitch as he put on his bandana. What happened?

"Go to his window and look in…you'll find the answers you want." And then some.

"I will." Kurama walked underneath Kuwabara's window and climbed the tree outside of his window. Hiei was underneath the tree now. Looks like I'm going to be the one to catch him when he falls out from shock. Kurama made it to the top of the tree and peered into his window. What's so…HOLY SHIT! What is he doing! Kurama witnessed Kuwabara removing the last article of clothing and saw Kuwabara beginning to fondle himself. Kurama felt himself gagged as he lost his grip on the tree. Hiei held out his arms as Kurama fell down. Hiei caught Kurama, who continued to gag.

"Now you know." If he is the representative of the Human Race, Yusuke, Keiko, Shizuru, and Genkai have some explaining to do.

"Let's go home…quickly!"

"Will do." Hiei ran to their house, still holding Kurama. Hiei entered the house through Kurama's open balcony window.

"We speak of this to no one." Hiei put Kurama back on his feet.

"Damn straight. I don't ever want to even mention it."

"Well…we could take our minds off of it with something else."

"I like the way you think." Kurama and Hiei went over to the bed.

Review for more. Sorry, but no lemon in this chapter. If someone asks me to, I will add another chapter, but you have to say who you want to see Kuwabara.