"Kim. You look so damn hot right now…I think I'm gonna wet myself…" Ron muttered under his breath.
"Wh-what did you say, Ron?"
Ron slapped himself, much to Kim's surprise. "Oh. Uh…" He turned his head to make sure Kim didn't see him blushing. "Sorry Kim. You just…you look…"
"Ooh, pretty," Rufus chimed in.
Kim couldn't help but smile a little. "Thanks guys."
Ron nervously dropped the Age Ray that he was fidgeting with. "Um, um, yeah. Y-you-you are KP. You really are. You REALLY REALLY are…pretty I mean," Ron sputtered out, never taking his eyes off Kim.
"Ron, you're sweet," Kim thanked him.
His eyes scanned Kim once again in lust. He had just about forgotten that this was his best friend he was talking/thinking about…but he didn't care.
"…But now that we've established the fact that I WAS zapped by the age ray and I AM older and slightly…cuter…then I think we should try to get me back to normal. So first we have to calm down and focus. You know what that means Ron?"
"No, what," Ron answered in a monotone, zombie-like voice.
"Your eyes…off my chest."
Ron immediately snapped out of his dreamy state. Strangely, he began to notice that the clouds outside Kim's window looked a lot more interesting for some reason…
"Ron. Look at me," Kim instructed.
"Yeah, sure," Ron replied. He gave Kim his trademark goofy smile but she could tell it was forced.
"Just exactly how old did you make me?"
Ron looked at the back of the Age Ray and checked out the dial. "Um…it looks like you're…about twenty-one."
"Oh. Wow. I'm still pretty young, too," Kim said in amazement.
Ron fiddled with his fingers. "Uh, yeah…"
"Okay. How do I get back?"
"Back? Back to what?"
"Ron. You know what I'm talking about."
"I have no idea what you're implying, KP," Ron said innocently.
Kim took the hint and glared at the side of his face since he refused to completely turn his head toward her. "You don't know how to change me back, do you?"
Ron couldn't help but notice how pretty Kim looked when she was angry.
"Not really KP," he replied. "But we can talk to Wade. I'm sure he can figure this thing out."
Kim sighed and grabbed her Kimmunicator. "Alright…"
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The small screen of the Kimmunicator flashed on and Wade was seen casually sipping his soda.
"Hey guys. What's up?" he asked. His fingers typed rapidly on the keyboard and he made a sour face. A big crash was heard from his computer speakers. Kim could tell he was very preoccupied with the game he was playing.
"Sorry to interrupt but we kinda have an emergency here," Kim said anxiously.
"Emergency? What happened?" Wade asked, still focused on his video game.
Kim growled in frustration. Ron heard her and was immediately turned on by Kim's 'cat-like purr'.
Wade finally paused his game. "Wait…Kim? What happened to your voice? It sounds diff…rent…"
Kim frowned. "Oh no…"
Wade's adolescent heart beat fifty times faster than it had ever beat…he should've looked at the screen earlier. His eyes widened, much like Ron's, and he started to grow faint…
"K-k-kim?? Is that…you?" Wade asked dreamily.
"Yes Wade. It's me…"
"Wow, let me guess. Ron hit you with the Age Ray."
"Yup."
Wade chuckled for a while, not realizing Kim's situation wasn't very funny to her.
"Wade. Help. Please," Kim pleaded.
"How can I say no to a face like that?"
Kim blushed while Ron flinched. No way this ten year old punk was trying to flirt with Kim…he saw her first!
"Hey Wade," Ron said while putting his arm around Kim. Kim's cheeks grew redder still.
"Hey…Ron…" Wade forced a smile.
"I was just thinking…don't you ever wish you got out of your room once in a while? You know, so maybe you could go on a mission with us…" Ron paused. "Or maybe just…hang out with me…and Kim…" Ron licked his lips as his hand started playing with Kim's hair.
Wade muttered something under his breath but gave Ron a smirk. "Don't worry. I'm sure those PRIVATE conversations I have with Kim will make up for it."
Ron was taken aback. "What private conversations?"
"Oh…nothing…"
Wade was delighted by how jealous Ron looked.
"Hey Kim. Is that a new shampoo you're using?" Ron asked innocently.
"No, why?"
Ron took a whiff of Kim's hair as his face moved uncomfortably close to Kim's neck.
"Because you smell extra nice today…" Ron answered.
Kim gave him a confused glance. "Thanks…Ron…"
"Anyway Kim," Wade quickly interrupted, "I'll get working on how to get you back to normal."
"Yeah, you do that Wade…" Ron said smugly.
"Thanks Wade." Kim winked and signed off.
On the other end, Wade had fallen back in his chair. 'She winked at me…ooohh yeeahh…'
Meanwhile, there was a knocking on Kim's door.
"Who is it?" Kim called.
"Kim's dad. Who is this?"
Kim scratched the back of her neck in confusion until she remembered how different her voice must've sounded.
"Um. Come in," she told her dad.
"I just came in to…tell Kimmy how…" Mr. Possible looked around but her daughter was no where to be found. The only ones in the room were Ron and the 'foxy lady' standing next to him.
"Oh. Sorry Ronald. Didn't mean to disturb you and your little 'girlfriend'…but don't you think you should be doing this somewhere else? Maybe at your house or you could rent a room or something-"
"Ew! Dad! It's me!" Kim insisted.
"Young lady, I understand that you must be used to having your way with men but I don't like the way you're coming on to me. I'm a happily married man and I'm not your 'big daddy'-"
"Ew again! Gross! Dad, it's me! Kim!"
Kim looked her dad straight in the eyes to make sure he knew she wasn't lying. Mr. Possible could tell from his daughter's beautiful, sincere eyes that she was telling him the truth. That didn't make it any easier to accept it, though.
"Kimmy cub!? Is that you???"
"Yes."
"B-b-b-but h-h-how?"
"Age Ray," Kim said flatly.
"D-do you know how to get back to normal?"
Kim shook her head sullenly.
"That's not good…wait a second…before I came up here I heard crying and moaning. What're you and Ronald still doing up here…ALONE in these…these scantily clad clothes," he said, referring to Kim's mission outfit that had not grown along with her body. "I don't care if you're 'old enough' to do this kind of stuff! I'm not letting you-"
"Dad!!" Kim pleaded, blushing furiously this time. "I'm already uncomfortable as it is. Do you HAVE to bring that up? Don't you trust me??"
"Heh. Sorry Kimmy. Just making sure," Mr. Possible apologized.
"Look. We can't do anything about this now. Wade's already working on a way to get me back to normal since APPARENTLY, this Age Ray can only make people OLDER. That's what I MEANT when I said it wasn't the FINAL PRODUCT." Kim glared directly at Ron.
Mr. Possible started to make his way to the door. "Well I'll go tell your mother about this. Wait here while I get her."
Ron and Kim waited patiently for Kim's dad but it was taking longer than expected. Kim's mom was probably having a hard time believing him.
Ron broke the silence. "Listen, KP. I'ma go home for now. I'll leave this to the family. Okay?"
"Okay. I guess so, Ron…"
"I just uh…I guess I'll see you tomorrow…at school."
Kim's eyes widened this time when she realized that she had to go to school looking like this. How was she going to explain this to anybody? Would anybody care? Or would the boys be too busy looking at her cleavage all day?
"O-okay Ron. Later."
"Yeah later KP."
Ron walked out of the room and there was silence once again. Kim wasn't one to be fooled, though.
"…Ron."
"…Yes?" came a small voice hiding behind the door.
"My butt doesn't like the way you're looking at it," she said sarcastically.
"Oh, er, um, ahem yeah. Sorry," was the last thing Ron said before he ran off.
Kim giggled. In a way, she kind of like the attention. Maybe this wasn't going to be so bad after all…
"Wh-what did you say, Ron?"
Ron slapped himself, much to Kim's surprise. "Oh. Uh…" He turned his head to make sure Kim didn't see him blushing. "Sorry Kim. You just…you look…"
"Ooh, pretty," Rufus chimed in.
Kim couldn't help but smile a little. "Thanks guys."
Ron nervously dropped the Age Ray that he was fidgeting with. "Um, um, yeah. Y-you-you are KP. You really are. You REALLY REALLY are…pretty I mean," Ron sputtered out, never taking his eyes off Kim.
"Ron, you're sweet," Kim thanked him.
His eyes scanned Kim once again in lust. He had just about forgotten that this was his best friend he was talking/thinking about…but he didn't care.
"…But now that we've established the fact that I WAS zapped by the age ray and I AM older and slightly…cuter…then I think we should try to get me back to normal. So first we have to calm down and focus. You know what that means Ron?"
"No, what," Ron answered in a monotone, zombie-like voice.
"Your eyes…off my chest."
Ron immediately snapped out of his dreamy state. Strangely, he began to notice that the clouds outside Kim's window looked a lot more interesting for some reason…
"Ron. Look at me," Kim instructed.
"Yeah, sure," Ron replied. He gave Kim his trademark goofy smile but she could tell it was forced.
"Just exactly how old did you make me?"
Ron looked at the back of the Age Ray and checked out the dial. "Um…it looks like you're…about twenty-one."
"Oh. Wow. I'm still pretty young, too," Kim said in amazement.
Ron fiddled with his fingers. "Uh, yeah…"
"Okay. How do I get back?"
"Back? Back to what?"
"Ron. You know what I'm talking about."
"I have no idea what you're implying, KP," Ron said innocently.
Kim took the hint and glared at the side of his face since he refused to completely turn his head toward her. "You don't know how to change me back, do you?"
Ron couldn't help but notice how pretty Kim looked when she was angry.
"Not really KP," he replied. "But we can talk to Wade. I'm sure he can figure this thing out."
Kim sighed and grabbed her Kimmunicator. "Alright…"
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The small screen of the Kimmunicator flashed on and Wade was seen casually sipping his soda.
"Hey guys. What's up?" he asked. His fingers typed rapidly on the keyboard and he made a sour face. A big crash was heard from his computer speakers. Kim could tell he was very preoccupied with the game he was playing.
"Sorry to interrupt but we kinda have an emergency here," Kim said anxiously.
"Emergency? What happened?" Wade asked, still focused on his video game.
Kim growled in frustration. Ron heard her and was immediately turned on by Kim's 'cat-like purr'.
Wade finally paused his game. "Wait…Kim? What happened to your voice? It sounds diff…rent…"
Kim frowned. "Oh no…"
Wade's adolescent heart beat fifty times faster than it had ever beat…he should've looked at the screen earlier. His eyes widened, much like Ron's, and he started to grow faint…
"K-k-kim?? Is that…you?" Wade asked dreamily.
"Yes Wade. It's me…"
"Wow, let me guess. Ron hit you with the Age Ray."
"Yup."
Wade chuckled for a while, not realizing Kim's situation wasn't very funny to her.
"Wade. Help. Please," Kim pleaded.
"How can I say no to a face like that?"
Kim blushed while Ron flinched. No way this ten year old punk was trying to flirt with Kim…he saw her first!
"Hey Wade," Ron said while putting his arm around Kim. Kim's cheeks grew redder still.
"Hey…Ron…" Wade forced a smile.
"I was just thinking…don't you ever wish you got out of your room once in a while? You know, so maybe you could go on a mission with us…" Ron paused. "Or maybe just…hang out with me…and Kim…" Ron licked his lips as his hand started playing with Kim's hair.
Wade muttered something under his breath but gave Ron a smirk. "Don't worry. I'm sure those PRIVATE conversations I have with Kim will make up for it."
Ron was taken aback. "What private conversations?"
"Oh…nothing…"
Wade was delighted by how jealous Ron looked.
"Hey Kim. Is that a new shampoo you're using?" Ron asked innocently.
"No, why?"
Ron took a whiff of Kim's hair as his face moved uncomfortably close to Kim's neck.
"Because you smell extra nice today…" Ron answered.
Kim gave him a confused glance. "Thanks…Ron…"
"Anyway Kim," Wade quickly interrupted, "I'll get working on how to get you back to normal."
"Yeah, you do that Wade…" Ron said smugly.
"Thanks Wade." Kim winked and signed off.
On the other end, Wade had fallen back in his chair. 'She winked at me…ooohh yeeahh…'
Meanwhile, there was a knocking on Kim's door.
"Who is it?" Kim called.
"Kim's dad. Who is this?"
Kim scratched the back of her neck in confusion until she remembered how different her voice must've sounded.
"Um. Come in," she told her dad.
"I just came in to…tell Kimmy how…" Mr. Possible looked around but her daughter was no where to be found. The only ones in the room were Ron and the 'foxy lady' standing next to him.
"Oh. Sorry Ronald. Didn't mean to disturb you and your little 'girlfriend'…but don't you think you should be doing this somewhere else? Maybe at your house or you could rent a room or something-"
"Ew! Dad! It's me!" Kim insisted.
"Young lady, I understand that you must be used to having your way with men but I don't like the way you're coming on to me. I'm a happily married man and I'm not your 'big daddy'-"
"Ew again! Gross! Dad, it's me! Kim!"
Kim looked her dad straight in the eyes to make sure he knew she wasn't lying. Mr. Possible could tell from his daughter's beautiful, sincere eyes that she was telling him the truth. That didn't make it any easier to accept it, though.
"Kimmy cub!? Is that you???"
"Yes."
"B-b-b-but h-h-how?"
"Age Ray," Kim said flatly.
"D-do you know how to get back to normal?"
Kim shook her head sullenly.
"That's not good…wait a second…before I came up here I heard crying and moaning. What're you and Ronald still doing up here…ALONE in these…these scantily clad clothes," he said, referring to Kim's mission outfit that had not grown along with her body. "I don't care if you're 'old enough' to do this kind of stuff! I'm not letting you-"
"Dad!!" Kim pleaded, blushing furiously this time. "I'm already uncomfortable as it is. Do you HAVE to bring that up? Don't you trust me??"
"Heh. Sorry Kimmy. Just making sure," Mr. Possible apologized.
"Look. We can't do anything about this now. Wade's already working on a way to get me back to normal since APPARENTLY, this Age Ray can only make people OLDER. That's what I MEANT when I said it wasn't the FINAL PRODUCT." Kim glared directly at Ron.
Mr. Possible started to make his way to the door. "Well I'll go tell your mother about this. Wait here while I get her."
Ron and Kim waited patiently for Kim's dad but it was taking longer than expected. Kim's mom was probably having a hard time believing him.
Ron broke the silence. "Listen, KP. I'ma go home for now. I'll leave this to the family. Okay?"
"Okay. I guess so, Ron…"
"I just uh…I guess I'll see you tomorrow…at school."
Kim's eyes widened this time when she realized that she had to go to school looking like this. How was she going to explain this to anybody? Would anybody care? Or would the boys be too busy looking at her cleavage all day?
"O-okay Ron. Later."
"Yeah later KP."
Ron walked out of the room and there was silence once again. Kim wasn't one to be fooled, though.
"…Ron."
"…Yes?" came a small voice hiding behind the door.
"My butt doesn't like the way you're looking at it," she said sarcastically.
"Oh, er, um, ahem yeah. Sorry," was the last thing Ron said before he ran off.
Kim giggled. In a way, she kind of like the attention. Maybe this wasn't going to be so bad after all…