"Hey Kim…"
"Hey Josh…" Kim said seductively. "So, do you wanna get a bite to eat?"
"Oh I'm hungry alright." Josh raised his eyebrows suggestively. Kim moved her face forward until their lips were just about to touch. "But I'm not talking about food…"
"AHHHHHH!!!"
"Ahhhh!!" Rufus yelled, now wide awake. He looked around for any intruders but only found Ron, who was sweating profusely. Rufus grumbled something about how it was too early to be awake and how he was going to get Ron in the morning…
"Aw man…" Ron shook his head and looked to his clock which read '3:15 AM'. Rufus looked at Ron but didn't make a sound.
"Sorry 'bout waking ya up, buddy, but that was some dream. Maybe I'm just jealous…"
Rufus was still half asleep and completely puzzled by what Ron was talking about.
"Rufus, do you think I'm a freak for thinking Kim looked hot today? You saw her…can you blame me?"
Rufus shook his body 'no' and yawned loudly. It wasn't that he didn't care, but it was too early for him to listen to this.
Rufus rubbed his eyes and fell backwards back onto the bed.
"I guess you're right, Rufus. I should stop worrying and just get some sleep. I'll just think about it tomorrow…"
"Whatever…" With that, Rufus and Ron dozed back to sleep.
It was almost 8:30 and Ron and Kim were already on their way to school. Before he walked to Kim's house Ron had thought to himself, 'It's all in my mind. Kim didn't look THAT good yesterday. The only reason I overreacted was because I was still in shock of seeing her like that. Yeah, that's right…and today, I'm gonna treat her as normal as I usually do.' But that was BEFORE he got to the Possible house.
"So what do you think of my outfit, Ron? Do you think it fits me?" Kim asked.
"Oh, um. Yeah KP. It uh…fits really well…on you…" Ron managed to put out.
"It's a good thing my mom still had these gifts to give to my cousin. They fit me perfectly!"
"They sure DO," Ron told Kim while trying to look away. "I uh…like the skirt that you're wearing KP. It's very…short. It goes really well with your sleeveless shirt. Not to mention your hair…or your earrings…or your perfume that smells oh-so-sweet," Ron said half jokingly. At least he was getting a little more comfortable around Kim.
Kim laughed. "Thanks Ron. I had a little fun accessorizing before school today. Just wanted to try out this 'new body' while I'm here."
"Yeah, just don't swing your hips like that. It attracts too many dogs," Ron said cautiously, referring to the gawking men behind them.
"Yeah, sorry," Kim blushed. "Oh! There's the school!" Kim pointed up ahead. "I hope I don't draw too much attention today."
Ron gave her a, 'You gotta be kidding," look.
Not surprisingly, Kim's arrival was quickly noticed once they reached the steps to the front entrance.
"Jerry! Look!" one African-American boy called.
"Oh…snap…" the boy next to him mumbled.
"Who is THAT…mmm mmm mmm!!"
"I don't know. Looks like Jennifer Lopez or Halle Barry or Jessica Alba or Britney Spears or-"
The other boy slapped him on the head. "Stupid! She don't look as ugly as those foos!"
They both politely stepped out of Kim and Ron's way and gave Kim their best smile. When Ron passed them he could hear a little more of their conversation.
"Damn. She already got man."
"That is one lucky son of a gun…"
Just as Kim and Ron made their first steps into the hallway, they bumped into the familiar Bonnie Rockwaller. She looked at Ron and scoffed but caught glimpse of Kim and took a step back.
"Who're you?" she asked suspiciously.
"Bonnie…" Kim smirked. "Don't you recognize me?"
"No, I don't know what you're talking about lady. I just wanna know why you're hanging out with THIS loser. Are you like his mom or something?"
Kim and Ron exchanged blank looks.
"I'm twenty-one, Einstein," Kim told Bonnie.
"Well then I'd suggest that you step away from the dork," Bonnie teased.
"Hey! Don't call Ron a dork!" Kim said angrily.
"Well it's not like-" Bonnie paused and suddenly she seemed out of breath. "Oh my gosh. You're…you're…Kim!!"
Kim smiled and stuck her tongue out at Bonnie. Bonnie just silently walked away without asking anymore questions…how could this have happened?? SHE was the hottest girl in school!
Just then, Mr. Barkin passed by with a clipboard in hand. He was busily writing something down, like he always was. Probably writing a detention slip or something…
"Stoppable!!" he yelled.
"Yes? Mr. B?" Ron answered quietly.
"I was looking over your grade in math yesterday…" Mr. Barkin looked at Ron in disappointment. "I hate to tell this to such an enthusiastic young student…actually I don't. Either you improve these pathetic chicken scratches that you call homework, or I'm going to have to personally kick you off the cheerleading team!! Is that CLEAR, Mr. 'Mad Dog'!?"
"Y-y-y-yes sir Mr. B," Ron said in a feeble position.
"Now you get to class before I-" Mr. Barkin stopped when he looked at who Ron was standing next to.
"An who is this lovely young lady?" Mr. Barkin asked softly.
"Oh that's Kim," Ron answered.
"Ooh. Kim…mmm. Such a nice name for such a fine looking woman."
"Uh…Mr. B."
"Not now, Stoppable. I'm just working the old Barkin charm…not that I'm that old. I'm only-"
"Mr. Barkin," Ron persisted.
"Oh and such lovely looking eyes. I like that in a woman…"
"MR. BARKIN!!: Ron yelled, already fully grossed out.
Mr. Barkin growled. "What is it Stoppable??"
"That's KIM. KIM POSSIBLE."
"Kim…Kim…Kim Possible???"
Ron nodded. Mr. Barkin calmly walked away.
"Where're you going?" Ron asked.
"Oh, just gonna wash my mouth out with soap a few million times. Then maybe I'll bang my head on a desk somewhere…"
Kim and Ron both chuckled but tried as fast as they could to forget that moment ever happened.
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"Aw man. That's the bell. Looks like I'm gonna have to wait till later to meet up with Josh."
'Wait a minute. Josh? She's LOOKING for Josh? Oh no…this can't be good," Ron thought.
"Yeah, yeah, sure," Ron agreed resentfully. "I gotta get to class. Later."
"Later Ron," Kim waved.
Ron smiled as he parted ways with Kim. The most perfect girl that he would ever know. Ron always loved her personality, but her new look had shed a whole new light on her. So much so that…
'Nah!' Ron pushed the idea aside.
But he couldn't help but give Kim one last glance before he left. No doubt that she was talented…but she was also so pretty and popular, even before she got zapped with the Age Ray.
Ron sighed dreamily and headed to class. He had to remember to stop talking to himself…
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Lunch time and Kim hadn't seen Josh all day. She was starting to get a little frustrated but decided it wasn't that big of a deal. He'd show up eventually. Meanwhile, Ron, Kim, and Monique all sat down at their usual table.
"Lunch time, lunch time, lunch time," Ron drooled as he let Rufus out. "My favorite part of the day." Rufus dug into Ron's lunch while Ron chatted with Kim and Monique. "So how've you been pretty lady?"
Kim grinned. "Oh, pretty good. I got everyone's attention, that's for sure."
"Yeah, right…" Monique mumbled.
"What's wrong Monique?" Kim asked worriedly.
Monique slouched over the table. "Nothing."
"C'mon Monique, you can tell me. You're my best friend…best girl friend," Kim said, taking notice of Ron.
"No really…"
"Monique."
"…I don't wanna hurt your feelings."
Kim looked at her questionably. "Hurt my feelings? What'd I do?"
Monique stared back at Kim in an equally uncertain gaze. "I know you can't really help it but…you know that boy who I've had my eye on for a while?"
"Clyde? Yeah…" Kim smirked. "What, did he finally ask you out?"
Monique rolled her eyes. "No. He had his eye on YOU all day. I saw you guys in science, and he was checking you out every time I looked at him. I remember he looked at you and winked…and you winked back."
Monique looked at Kim with an annoyed look on he face. Ron stayed silent, but was somewhat jealous.
Kim stared back blankly. "I was just being polite. He winked and I didn't wanna make him feel bad so I winked and waved at him-"
"You waved?"
"Yeah. What's the big deal?"
"The 'big deal' is, you're stealing MY MAN," Monique folded her arms boldly.
Kim chuckled. "Oh c'mon Monique, you're overreacting."
"Oh really? How did you wave back him? Did you just raise your hand? Or did you wave your hand from side to side? Or did you do that little twinkly thing with your fingers?"
"Monique, this is silly-"
"Just answer it," Monique sighed.
"Fine. I guess I kinda…did the little twinkly thing-"
"Aw man! Kim!"
"What're you guys talking about??" Ron interrupted.
"When girls wave with their fingers it usually mean that they're interested," Monique explained to Ron.
"Oh…" Ron looked at Kim disappointedly.
"Monique, I'm not interested in Clyde. Believe me, I don't wanna steal anybody's boyfriends…but it's been like that all day. All the girls can't stand that guys are trying to hit on me," Kim explained.
"I guess…"
"Besides, blame Ron for doing this to me."
"Hey! It's not my fault that you got in the way of the beam!" Ron spoke up.
"Got in the way??" Kim huffed. "Puh-lease. You shouldn't have been playing with that thing in the first place."
"Yeah, alright alright. I'll buy that," Monique laughed. She felt a little better about trusting Kim. "Now that we've got that out of the way, let's talk about how GOOD you look at twenty-one. Girl, I'd give anything to look half that good when I get older."
Kim laughed. "Thanks Monique."
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Kim picked up her Kimmunicator. "Hey Wade."
"Hey Kim," Wade smiled.
"So what's the sitch?"
"Drakken and Shego again…they've escaped from prison and now they're in New York stealing the world's largest telescope."
"A telescope? Why would Drakken and Shego need a telescope?" Kim asked.
"Beats me. That's why we need you to find out."
"On it."
"Oh and Kim."
"Yeah?"
"Did you notice that I got a new shirt? Do you like it?" Wade asked, pointing to the red polo shirt he was wearing.
"Yeah Wade. It's nice," Kim said casually. As soon as she logged off, Wade pumped his fists.
"Ron, we gotta go," Kim told Ron.
"Aw man. I didn't even get a chance to eat my…lunch?? Rufus!"
"Heh. Sorry," the little naked mole rat apologized. He burped and fell back asleep.
Kim got up from the table and started to walk to the door. "Alright, Ron. Let's-"
"Kim?"
Kim turned around in surprise. "Josh!"
Ron looked at Monique. "Damn it, Monkey!"
"Why does he always show up at the exact right time?" Monique asked.
Ron sighed. Wouldn't he like to know…
"Hey Josh…" Kim said seductively. "So, do you wanna get a bite to eat?"
"Oh I'm hungry alright." Josh raised his eyebrows suggestively. Kim moved her face forward until their lips were just about to touch. "But I'm not talking about food…"
"AHHHHHH!!!"
"Ahhhh!!" Rufus yelled, now wide awake. He looked around for any intruders but only found Ron, who was sweating profusely. Rufus grumbled something about how it was too early to be awake and how he was going to get Ron in the morning…
"Aw man…" Ron shook his head and looked to his clock which read '3:15 AM'. Rufus looked at Ron but didn't make a sound.
"Sorry 'bout waking ya up, buddy, but that was some dream. Maybe I'm just jealous…"
Rufus was still half asleep and completely puzzled by what Ron was talking about.
"Rufus, do you think I'm a freak for thinking Kim looked hot today? You saw her…can you blame me?"
Rufus shook his body 'no' and yawned loudly. It wasn't that he didn't care, but it was too early for him to listen to this.
Rufus rubbed his eyes and fell backwards back onto the bed.
"I guess you're right, Rufus. I should stop worrying and just get some sleep. I'll just think about it tomorrow…"
"Whatever…" With that, Rufus and Ron dozed back to sleep.
It was almost 8:30 and Ron and Kim were already on their way to school. Before he walked to Kim's house Ron had thought to himself, 'It's all in my mind. Kim didn't look THAT good yesterday. The only reason I overreacted was because I was still in shock of seeing her like that. Yeah, that's right…and today, I'm gonna treat her as normal as I usually do.' But that was BEFORE he got to the Possible house.
"So what do you think of my outfit, Ron? Do you think it fits me?" Kim asked.
"Oh, um. Yeah KP. It uh…fits really well…on you…" Ron managed to put out.
"It's a good thing my mom still had these gifts to give to my cousin. They fit me perfectly!"
"They sure DO," Ron told Kim while trying to look away. "I uh…like the skirt that you're wearing KP. It's very…short. It goes really well with your sleeveless shirt. Not to mention your hair…or your earrings…or your perfume that smells oh-so-sweet," Ron said half jokingly. At least he was getting a little more comfortable around Kim.
Kim laughed. "Thanks Ron. I had a little fun accessorizing before school today. Just wanted to try out this 'new body' while I'm here."
"Yeah, just don't swing your hips like that. It attracts too many dogs," Ron said cautiously, referring to the gawking men behind them.
"Yeah, sorry," Kim blushed. "Oh! There's the school!" Kim pointed up ahead. "I hope I don't draw too much attention today."
Ron gave her a, 'You gotta be kidding," look.
Not surprisingly, Kim's arrival was quickly noticed once they reached the steps to the front entrance.
"Jerry! Look!" one African-American boy called.
"Oh…snap…" the boy next to him mumbled.
"Who is THAT…mmm mmm mmm!!"
"I don't know. Looks like Jennifer Lopez or Halle Barry or Jessica Alba or Britney Spears or-"
The other boy slapped him on the head. "Stupid! She don't look as ugly as those foos!"
They both politely stepped out of Kim and Ron's way and gave Kim their best smile. When Ron passed them he could hear a little more of their conversation.
"Damn. She already got man."
"That is one lucky son of a gun…"
Just as Kim and Ron made their first steps into the hallway, they bumped into the familiar Bonnie Rockwaller. She looked at Ron and scoffed but caught glimpse of Kim and took a step back.
"Who're you?" she asked suspiciously.
"Bonnie…" Kim smirked. "Don't you recognize me?"
"No, I don't know what you're talking about lady. I just wanna know why you're hanging out with THIS loser. Are you like his mom or something?"
Kim and Ron exchanged blank looks.
"I'm twenty-one, Einstein," Kim told Bonnie.
"Well then I'd suggest that you step away from the dork," Bonnie teased.
"Hey! Don't call Ron a dork!" Kim said angrily.
"Well it's not like-" Bonnie paused and suddenly she seemed out of breath. "Oh my gosh. You're…you're…Kim!!"
Kim smiled and stuck her tongue out at Bonnie. Bonnie just silently walked away without asking anymore questions…how could this have happened?? SHE was the hottest girl in school!
Just then, Mr. Barkin passed by with a clipboard in hand. He was busily writing something down, like he always was. Probably writing a detention slip or something…
"Stoppable!!" he yelled.
"Yes? Mr. B?" Ron answered quietly.
"I was looking over your grade in math yesterday…" Mr. Barkin looked at Ron in disappointment. "I hate to tell this to such an enthusiastic young student…actually I don't. Either you improve these pathetic chicken scratches that you call homework, or I'm going to have to personally kick you off the cheerleading team!! Is that CLEAR, Mr. 'Mad Dog'!?"
"Y-y-y-yes sir Mr. B," Ron said in a feeble position.
"Now you get to class before I-" Mr. Barkin stopped when he looked at who Ron was standing next to.
"An who is this lovely young lady?" Mr. Barkin asked softly.
"Oh that's Kim," Ron answered.
"Ooh. Kim…mmm. Such a nice name for such a fine looking woman."
"Uh…Mr. B."
"Not now, Stoppable. I'm just working the old Barkin charm…not that I'm that old. I'm only-"
"Mr. Barkin," Ron persisted.
"Oh and such lovely looking eyes. I like that in a woman…"
"MR. BARKIN!!: Ron yelled, already fully grossed out.
Mr. Barkin growled. "What is it Stoppable??"
"That's KIM. KIM POSSIBLE."
"Kim…Kim…Kim Possible???"
Ron nodded. Mr. Barkin calmly walked away.
"Where're you going?" Ron asked.
"Oh, just gonna wash my mouth out with soap a few million times. Then maybe I'll bang my head on a desk somewhere…"
Kim and Ron both chuckled but tried as fast as they could to forget that moment ever happened.
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"Aw man. That's the bell. Looks like I'm gonna have to wait till later to meet up with Josh."
'Wait a minute. Josh? She's LOOKING for Josh? Oh no…this can't be good," Ron thought.
"Yeah, yeah, sure," Ron agreed resentfully. "I gotta get to class. Later."
"Later Ron," Kim waved.
Ron smiled as he parted ways with Kim. The most perfect girl that he would ever know. Ron always loved her personality, but her new look had shed a whole new light on her. So much so that…
'Nah!' Ron pushed the idea aside.
But he couldn't help but give Kim one last glance before he left. No doubt that she was talented…but she was also so pretty and popular, even before she got zapped with the Age Ray.
Ron sighed dreamily and headed to class. He had to remember to stop talking to himself…
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Lunch time and Kim hadn't seen Josh all day. She was starting to get a little frustrated but decided it wasn't that big of a deal. He'd show up eventually. Meanwhile, Ron, Kim, and Monique all sat down at their usual table.
"Lunch time, lunch time, lunch time," Ron drooled as he let Rufus out. "My favorite part of the day." Rufus dug into Ron's lunch while Ron chatted with Kim and Monique. "So how've you been pretty lady?"
Kim grinned. "Oh, pretty good. I got everyone's attention, that's for sure."
"Yeah, right…" Monique mumbled.
"What's wrong Monique?" Kim asked worriedly.
Monique slouched over the table. "Nothing."
"C'mon Monique, you can tell me. You're my best friend…best girl friend," Kim said, taking notice of Ron.
"No really…"
"Monique."
"…I don't wanna hurt your feelings."
Kim looked at her questionably. "Hurt my feelings? What'd I do?"
Monique stared back at Kim in an equally uncertain gaze. "I know you can't really help it but…you know that boy who I've had my eye on for a while?"
"Clyde? Yeah…" Kim smirked. "What, did he finally ask you out?"
Monique rolled her eyes. "No. He had his eye on YOU all day. I saw you guys in science, and he was checking you out every time I looked at him. I remember he looked at you and winked…and you winked back."
Monique looked at Kim with an annoyed look on he face. Ron stayed silent, but was somewhat jealous.
Kim stared back blankly. "I was just being polite. He winked and I didn't wanna make him feel bad so I winked and waved at him-"
"You waved?"
"Yeah. What's the big deal?"
"The 'big deal' is, you're stealing MY MAN," Monique folded her arms boldly.
Kim chuckled. "Oh c'mon Monique, you're overreacting."
"Oh really? How did you wave back him? Did you just raise your hand? Or did you wave your hand from side to side? Or did you do that little twinkly thing with your fingers?"
"Monique, this is silly-"
"Just answer it," Monique sighed.
"Fine. I guess I kinda…did the little twinkly thing-"
"Aw man! Kim!"
"What're you guys talking about??" Ron interrupted.
"When girls wave with their fingers it usually mean that they're interested," Monique explained to Ron.
"Oh…" Ron looked at Kim disappointedly.
"Monique, I'm not interested in Clyde. Believe me, I don't wanna steal anybody's boyfriends…but it's been like that all day. All the girls can't stand that guys are trying to hit on me," Kim explained.
"I guess…"
"Besides, blame Ron for doing this to me."
"Hey! It's not my fault that you got in the way of the beam!" Ron spoke up.
"Got in the way??" Kim huffed. "Puh-lease. You shouldn't have been playing with that thing in the first place."
"Yeah, alright alright. I'll buy that," Monique laughed. She felt a little better about trusting Kim. "Now that we've got that out of the way, let's talk about how GOOD you look at twenty-one. Girl, I'd give anything to look half that good when I get older."
Kim laughed. "Thanks Monique."
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Kim picked up her Kimmunicator. "Hey Wade."
"Hey Kim," Wade smiled.
"So what's the sitch?"
"Drakken and Shego again…they've escaped from prison and now they're in New York stealing the world's largest telescope."
"A telescope? Why would Drakken and Shego need a telescope?" Kim asked.
"Beats me. That's why we need you to find out."
"On it."
"Oh and Kim."
"Yeah?"
"Did you notice that I got a new shirt? Do you like it?" Wade asked, pointing to the red polo shirt he was wearing.
"Yeah Wade. It's nice," Kim said casually. As soon as she logged off, Wade pumped his fists.
"Ron, we gotta go," Kim told Ron.
"Aw man. I didn't even get a chance to eat my…lunch?? Rufus!"
"Heh. Sorry," the little naked mole rat apologized. He burped and fell back asleep.
Kim got up from the table and started to walk to the door. "Alright, Ron. Let's-"
"Kim?"
Kim turned around in surprise. "Josh!"
Ron looked at Monique. "Damn it, Monkey!"
"Why does he always show up at the exact right time?" Monique asked.
Ron sighed. Wouldn't he like to know…