Dib looked around. He smirked and jumped into the air. The legs shot out of the pack. He narrowed his eyes and the legs carried him forward and climbed the wall. He smiled as he dangled from the ceiling. 'This is amazing! I have such control over this technology and just by thinking!' he smirked again.
"Dib!" he heard a high-pitched voice hiss. Dib looked down, "Hello Gaz!"
"Shouldn't you be looking for a cure or something? Not just playing with Zim's backpack?"
"But Gaz this is incredible! You have no idea what it's like to have this power at your grasp."
"I am a ROBOT! I have more things in my head then you do of your entire body! Now take your big empty head and find the book that will change us back NOW!" her purple eyes narrowed.
"Can't you wait? I mean I'm in Zim's body! I'm in just much of a hurry as you but we're going to have to wait a little bit longer!" she walked over to a wall. Gaz looked Dib in the eye, she glared then raised her fist. Then slammed it against the wall. Dib wobbled and fell with a thump from his body and a clatter from the spider legs. The spider legs laid limb on the floor around him. Then they retracted into the pack.
"What'd you do that for!" she grabbed a book off the shelf and shoved it into Dib's chest, "Start lookin'!" she stormed out. Her metal feet pounded on the ground as she left shaking some books off the case. Dib looked down at the book in his gloved hands. The Theory Mystical Mayhem Volume II. He opened the book and read the first line, "So you've screwed up a spell…" His eyes widened, "That was lucky."
Zim screamed, "GIR! Where are the Dib pig's glasses!" he was on his hands and knees with his eyes squinted. He tried to focus them on the room around him. Every thing around him had become no more then big colored blurs. He opened his eyes wide then narrowed them again, "Oh these inferior human eyes! Gir have you found them yet?" Gir was sitting on the couch in front of Zim. He was sucking on a giant suck monkey. There were now purple stains on the monkey shirt. A lot of the purple hair had escaped the scrunchy and were now around his face. There was small bunch of hair that stayed in the tie. On his face he had on Dib's glasses that magnified his eyes. Gir giggled as he stared through the glasses that changed everything to a fun new interesting looking world. He giggled some more. Zim continued to inch forward. The end of his jacket slipped under his knee and causing him to slip. Zim laid flat on his back staring straight up. He blinked. Gir slipped his head over the side of the couch. Zim's eyes widened. Dib's eyes presented a vision of a monster with purple horns and huge eyes. It had a big smile was spread across the creature's face.
"AAAIEEE!" Zim sat up and dashed off running face first into a wall. Gir hoped off the couch and walked over to the unconscious boy. He removed the glasses and put them on Zim's face. Then the human girl walked into the kitchen. He reached into the oven for a plate of frozen burritos. Gir grabbed the baking pan and held it for a long time. Then he yelped and pulled his hand back dropping the pan. Burritos rolled across the floor a couple even rolled down under the refrigerator. The former robot stared at the human hands that were red and raw.
"Ow?" he was confused. He'd felt pain before but this was really intense. Purple hair fell over his eyes, he dropped into a sitting position down on the floor and continued to stare. He poked one finger and touched the raw flesh on the human palm, "OW!" he hallowed with pain. Gir sniffled. Zim walked out of the living room into the kitchen. Gir with eyes full of tears turned to him, "Master?"
"Yes, Gir I am ZIM!" he would have said it with more force but his head was still pounding.
"Master, I don't like the pretty body anymore. I want my moofins and the rest of my shinny head back!" he dropped on his stomach even more on the floor began pounding his fists like a child. "Wahahahahah!" he stopped and sat up, "is you ready to be master again?" he asked seriously curious.
"Argh yes! This hideous body! AH! Let's see if the Dib has found any thing useful." Gir fallowed him like the good little puppy he is almost forgetting completely about the pain in his hands. They walked out the door together, "Oh there is nothing good about this body!" Zim continued to rant not taking any notice to the dark clouds hanging over head. Then it happened. Slowly almost unnoticeably it began to rain! Zim noticed it all too late. He first saw one drop hit the pavement a foot or so in front of him. Then another on Gir's head then several more around Zim seeming to close around him.
"AAIEE!" he held up his arms to protect himself against the death rain. The water hit his currently over sized head. Then his arms and shoes and back. The slow sprinkling of rain droplets quickly turned into a thick rain shower. Zim stared up at the sky. Water splattered on the glasses over his eyes. Zim suddenly remembered that 'the Dib worm and other humans are immune to the poison of the evil rain!' other then being a little cold Zim felt great. He could walk through water with out being burnt. He strolled down the street. He felt invincible.
The big headed boy and giddy purple haired girl approached the membrane house. There was a scream of utter pain and anguish. Zim recognized the scream. It was his own. Zim ran to the house as quickly as he possibly could on Dib's legs. Laying in the doorway was a green boy curled up in a ball moaning in pain. He was sizzling.
"You damaged the body of Zim!" he screamed at the suffering child. Dib was shriveled up in a ball. He mumbled quietly, "Rain…I forgot…going…library…like acid…"
"Ha! Pathetic human suffering! Wait library? That's an information source! You haven't found any thing have you?" Dib opened his eyes and glared, "I did you stupid alien monster! I found a book that gave a bunch of antidotes! It was the wrong one though. The one we need is The Theory Of Mystical Mayhem Volume VI Soul Spells! I looked on line it's at the library down town! Zim I need you to go and get it!"
"Understand this human! An Irken Invader does not take orders from a pathetic creature like yourself!"
"Really? Because you don't look like an Irken Invader you look pretty damn human to me. Now either go to the library for me or be stuck as a pathetic creature as you so often call us!" Zim and dib narrowed their eyes at each other.
"Fine." Growled Zim.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!" they looked over. Gaz had found her body. In all it's sticky stained glory! She was holding the girl body by the shirt.
"Get this thing out of my body!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Gaz was past the point where she could have the quiet scary rage. Now she was out of her mind with anger. There was going to be death in someone in this room's immediate future. Even though her quiet rage was quite frightening this unseen freaking out was one of the most terrifying things the alien had ever seen. Zim quickly stepped back nervously. He ran into Dib. He spun around to face the green former human.
"I will go now. To fetch the book for you on this ERRAND OF DOOM! ERRAND OF DOOM!"
"Then go. And make sure to hurry Zim." Dib said enjoying being able to boss his enemy around. Zim narrowed his eyes behind the thick glasses. "Oh I will hurry. But not for you, Dib No just to get out of this your hideous earth made bad, icky body…thing!" then Zim spun around and grabbed Gir by the collar and ran out into the dark rainy evening.
To be continued…in like two or three days, yeah…. BYE!