Still can't change the spacing and stuff like asterisks. Sorry.
"Wus up Kim."
Kim jumped frantically. "Oh, hey Ron. For a second there, I thought you were another sleazy boy."
"Nope. Just good ole courteous me."
Ron slowly entered the combination on his locker (right next to Kim's) while Rufus jumped onto Kim's shoulders.
"Hey Rufus. Have you been a good naked mole rat lately?" Kim said, petting him on the head. Rufus jumped in excitement and nodded.
"Say, Kim. Do you think you could take Rufus over to the water fountain? He's getting kinda thirsty and I can't...get...this...stupid...thing...open!!"
Ron banged his locker with his fist so hard that it made a dent.
Kim smirked. "Amp down Ron. It's no gonna open by force."
"Yeah but this locker that doesn't...work!!"
SLAM
"Heh. Keep working on it Ron. I'll take Rufus to the snack machine or something."
"Oh boy!" Rufus squealed.
Ron paused guiltily for a few seconds to watch Kim strut to the next hallway...then continued to beat the living hell out of his locker.
"C'mon, c'mon! Open up already!"
click
"Yes! I remembered the combo!"
SLAM
"Hey!!! Who-"
Before Ron could finish, he observed a hand still on his locker. Whoever had slammed shut his locker had nice, silky smooth arms...and mmmmm. She smelled like Victoria's Secret.
"Hey Ron," someone slurred lustfully into his ear.
"H-h-h-hey...B-B-B-Bonnie???"
With Ron's back to his locker, he could see that he was surrounded by a multitude of girls, most noticeable Bonnie, who was standing so, so very close to him.
"Hi Ron..." the rest of the girls said in unison.
"H-h-h-hey. What're you...doing?"
"Oh nothing," Bonnie answered. "We can't hang out with our new...mmmm favorite hottie?"
"M-m-m-me?"
"That's right Ron. You."
Bonnie's hands were now extended, both leaning on the wall flat-handed, and with Ron in the middle.
"Um. Bonnie?" Ron said meekly. "Do you think you could back up a little?"
"Why? You don't think I'm as pretty as Kim?"
Ron blushed but at the same time, was still confused by what was happening.
"Am I making you feel uncomfortable?"
"Y-y-yeah. Kinda..."
"Oh. Well. I'm sorry Ron," Bonnie pleaded apologetically.
"It's okay Bonnie. Just...just..."
Ron then noticed that he could feel Bonnie's upper body coming closer...and her legs, left uncovered by her short skirt, were already touching his pants...
"Woah...hey, um, Bonnie...that's...not making things better. You're actually moving CLOSER...heh heh," he laughed nervously.
"Oh! Really? Silly me."
For a few seconds, Ron and everybody around him didn't move a muscle. Ron was very anxious for Bonnie to move away...until he realized she WAS moving but VERY slightly...and not in the way he expected.
'Oh God! I can't hold it in much longer! Can I die from hormone explosion???' Ron thought nervously.
Bonnie's legs were slowly grinding near Ron's bottom half. All he could do was watch and be mesmerized.
"Bonnie!?"
All the girls, chuckled, for some reason.
"Yes?" Bonnie turned around to face Kim.
"What're you doing to Ron???"
"I was just-...well," Bonnie giggled. "Why don't you ask Ron? HE was coming on to me so I just sorta went with it."
"Uh huh. Sure. Can you just leave him alone now??"
"Oh okay Kim. We'll leave you two love birds alone."
With an evil laugh, Bonnie walked away with her little posse.
"What was THAT all about?" Kim asked Ron.
"No idea KP...thanks for breaking that up."
"No problem Ron."
"But while it lasted...That was like some crazy fantasy or something...all those pretty girls..."
Kim's face went sour.
"Puh-lease! You think BONNIE is pretty???"
"Well, yeah. In an evil kinda way...you gotta admit Kim. She IS pretty hot."
"ugh I can't believe you think that way about Bonnie!"
"Think what way?"
"That you...LIKE her."
"I don't LIKE her...but those curves..."
Obviously agitated, Kim scooped up her books and started walking to her next class.
"Hey! Wait up!"
But Kim didn't stop.
"Kim! C'mon! Don't take it so personally! If it makes you feel any better, you're really pretty, too!"
Still, she kept on walking.
"You're starting to get on my nerves KP. Slow down!"
"Oh? I'm getting on your nerves??"
"Jeez! What's your beef with Bonnie, anyway?? You're both equal individuals to me."
Ron mentally slapped himself. 'No wait! Not the right way to phrase that!'
"ExCUSE me? Bonnie and ME? We're EQUAL??? I'm your best friend! What has SHE ever done for you???"
"No, I meant that your bodies-"
"Our bodies??? Ron, what kind of pervert are you??"
"Pervert???" Ron dropped his backpack. "This whole week, I've been the only one treating you normally while all the other guys were ogling you like crazed animals...and YOU don't do anything about it. It's not like YOU mind all the attention. But when Bonnie comes up to me and starts humping my leg, you expect me to-"
"You could've pushed her away!"
"Would YOU have pushed Josh away??"
"No. But that's different!"
"No it's not! You know how much I don't like Josh, but you still keep flirting with that guy!"
"Ooooohh!!" a nearby boy hollered. By then, a crowd had already gathered to watch Kim and Ron's argument.
"Shut up about Josh already!! Josh has never called you names or picked on you before!!"
"Ohhhhh!" the crowd hooted.
"But Josh DID cause a strange string of events that led to ME being locked in a CLOSET because my 'best friend' thought he was more important than me!! Oh! And ALSO, don't forget about the time where I went into the Amazon, all alone, just to get YOU a stupid flower so you wouldn't disappear forever, but all you did was go out on a date with Josh, and almost be defeated by embarrassment ninjas!!!"
Everybody around them paused. "...What?"
"At least I can GET a date!!"
"Oooohhh..."
"Maybe I COULD find a date if you didn't keep scaring them away!!"
"Oohh! Burn!!"
"I was PROTECTING you Ron! Do you ACTUALLY think that all those girls would, all of a sudden, be madly in love with you!? Especially Bonnie, for crying out loud! You get turned on by that $2 piece of garbage!?"
"Oooooohh!!"
"Kim, you're just jealous!! You get jealous whenever another girl gives me a little attention!!"
"Jealous??? Ha! Of what?? Of a girl going out with some immature LOSER!?!"
This time, the crowd stayed silent, except for a few boys in the back who were laughing their heads off. Ron's expression softened. He no longer looked angry...but hurt. Kim also knew deep down that she should've apologized...but her pride wouldn't let her.
"......Alright Kim. Alright," Ron stated slowly, not even looking in Kim's eyes. "Go ahead. Hang out with all your 'popular friends'. You can stay like that forever, for all I care," he said, referring to Kim's body. "I'm outta here."
And just like that, Ron shoved his way through the crowd and calmly left their sights.
"Well...YOU made me like this!!" Kim shouted down the hall.
Rufus jumped off Kim's shoulder. He glared right into her eyes.
"squeaksqueaksqueakBEEPBEEP" he yelled.
"What did he say?" one boy whispered to his friend.
"How should I know??"
Rufus scurried away to find Ron as the bell rung, and the crowd scattered. Leaving only Kim.
'What just happened?' she asked herself. 'How did a simple trip to the snack machine turn into THIS?'
Kim felt like crying. She wasn't personally hurt by any of Ron's insults, but she knew she had crossed the line.
"Serves him right..." she told herself.
"Wow...that...worked...way better than I expected," Bonnie whispered in awe.
A random girl in the bunch spoke up. "Um...shouldn't we feel a little bad about Kim's situation? I mean, that WAS a little much..."
"Feel bad??? Hahaha!" Bonnie laughed. "The whole point of this was to get back at Kim! Why should we feel bad??"
"Well because...we kinda did it for the wrong reasons..."
"Oh. And YOU would've been okay with it if Kim had gone out with and stolen every single guy in this school? She ruins our relationships, we ruin hers. That's just how it goes...and if ANY of you tell Kim about this, I swear, the same thing will happen to you."
The girls nervously looked at each other and wondered why they had ever agreed to Bonnie's plan in the first place.
"Sometimes I amaze myself...ahhh. I'm such a genius."