I'm a little dissapointed from the lack of reviews in the last chapter but hey. Maybe I deserve it. Just tell me if this story (or maybe just a particular) is really that bad. I'll keep writing but if you don't like where it's going, your opinion is always appreciated. Maybe I'll change it up to be more fan pleasant.
Enjoy :)
Ron was now at home, in his bathroom to be specific. It was 8:00 at night, and he had spent the whole day thinking about what Kim had said. He'd been in arguments with her before but never had she insulted him like that.
"Maybe she's right Rufus…" Ron said, looking himself straight in the eyes, through the misty bathroom mirror. "Maybe I am a loser…"
"Nuh uh! Uh uh!" Rufus squeaked sincerely.
"Of course you'd say that…you're always there for me, buddy." Ron pet Rufus lightly, which made him smile. "But if my best HUMAN friend says that I'm a loser, then what's stopping other people from thinking that?"
"Stop."
He looked at Rufus questionably. "What?"
"squeak Didn't mean it."
"She didn't mean it?"
Rufus nodded.
"Then why'd she say that?"
Ron thought back to earlier that day. Kim popped off right after she saw Ron with the other girls…and Bonnie…
"Hm…I wonder…"
Meanwhile…
"Yeah Monique. Me and Ron had a little argument earlier…" Kim moaned over the phone.
"Little argument? I heard it was an all out war of words."
"Oh come on. You know me and Ron would never-"
"…"
"…Okay, fine. I haven't talked to him since."
"So what was it all about?"
"I don't know. I don't even remember…"
"Well someone told me…"
"Told you what?"
"Uh. Never mind."
"Moniiique…"
"…Someone said you were getting all riled up because you saw Ron with a bunch of other girls."
"I guess, that kinda makes sense…"
"And she said that you got especially ticked off when Ron was kinda enjoying it."
"…I…guess…"
"Sooo…is that really what happened? Cus it sounds to me like you're-"
"Don't. Say it."
"What? Jealous?"
"I told you not to say it!"
"Well…are you?"
"I don't know…I guess so…but…it's not that…"
"…Tell me, Kim…what do you REALLY think of Ron?"
"Monique! It's not like that! I was just being overprotective, I guess. You know that Bonnie wouldn't have done that for no reason. I was trying to keep Ron safe."
"By calling him a loser?"
"I…yeah……"
"Oops."
"Oops is right. I should apologize."
"Yeah. You should."
"sigh Thanks Monique."
"Hey, no prob. But I think it might take a LITTLE more than just an apology."
"What do you mean?"
"Ron was pretty shook up today. You're gonna have to…ahem 'win' back his forgiveness."
"…What do you mean?"
"…"
"…Well? What're you saying?"
"…You're going to have to…'seal the deal'."
"…What?"
"You're going to have to 'give' him something in return for being such a jerk."
"Like…what? A video game? Money? I don't think he likes-"
"Kim. A little more sincere."
"…Candy?"
"Dang it Kim! You should…kiss him or something!"
"What!?! What does THAT have to do with anything???"
"Kim. Admit it. You know what I'm talking about."
"No, Monique. I don't. Sorry, but I have to go now. Good bye-"
"Wait! Okay! I'm not gonna imply anything here, but at least know, that he'll really take it to the heart if you…do it. It's a shallow trick but it works. Trust me. Particularly, by a pretty girl...like, oh…I don't know…you?"
"You think I'm pretty? Aww. Thanks Monique."
"Girl, don't change the subject."
"…Sorry."
"Nah, it's okay. Just remember what I said. Think about it."
"…Alright."
"Good. Now…I guess you have 'things' to think about. I'll talk to ya later Kim."
"Yeah…Later, Monique…wait, actually. Wait. Hello? Are you still there?"
"Yeah."
"Do you…think Ron thinks I'm pretty?"
"I don't know. Do you think Ron's blind?"
"No," Kim blushed. "But I'm talking about, even before I got zapped by the Age Ray thing and turned all 'big'."
"I know. That's what I was talking about, too."
"Oh…wow, you really know how to make me nervous."
"Hahaha…just follow your instincts. You'll know what to do."
"…Alright."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna throw up. This gushy stuff is making me SICK."
"Haha. Later Monique."
"Later Kim."
click
"Hmm…she makes a lot of sense…but ME? Kissing RON? I'm not THAT desperate."
"…But it would be kinda nice…Oh God! What am I thinking??? It's not that big of a deal. I just want Ron to forgive me…and there are such things as friendly kisses…"
CRASH
"What the-"
"Hello, Beautiful. Did you miss me?"
"Drakken!? What're doing breaking into my room???"
"What do you think I'm doing?? Airhead…"
"Let's not star this again."
Just then Kim felt something grab her from behind. She tried her hardest to escape but whoever it was, he was strong…or she.
"Ha! Great job Shego!" Drakken yelled proudly.
"Urgh! Let…me…GO!!!"
Kim was squirming uncontrollably until Shego kneed her in the back. Tears of pain welt up in Kim's eyes but she refused to give in.
"You know, SOMEONE is gonna hear all this!"
"Oh! Think not!" Drakken boasted. "Your parents went out for 'groceries', remember? And your little feidty brothers aren't here. They…went out to test their 'bottle rocket' or something…"
"Without my permission?? Ohh!! The Tweebs are gonna get it…"
"Ah well, you won't have to worry about that. For you won't have to worry about anything from now on. I'll be making all the decisions for you. Mwuahaha!!"
"What're you talking about?"
Drakken cleared his throat and gave Kim his best smile. She just winced and continued to struggle.
"Before I saw you a few days ago, I was already working on improving a previous invention of mine. One that didn't work out so well when I first used it. But it DID show potential…that's why I continued to tweak with its components-"
Kim yawned. "Still have no idea what you're talking about."
"Grrr…FINE!! I'll just tell you and get it over with! Even with your mature body, you're still the little brat that you're always been!"
This time, Kim smirked.
"But…" Drakken chuckled evilly, making both Kim and Shego wonder. "That's what turns me on about you…"
"WHAT!?!?" Kim and Shego screamed in disgust. "EWW!!"
"Oh calm down!!! This isn't jailbait anymore!! She's almost as old you, Shego!"
Shego made a face, but Kim couldn't tell from her angle. "Yeah but still…ugh"
Drakken sniffed Kim's hair slowly. "Wow…you are an attractive individual…THIS you. Not the teenaged one."
"Bite me," Kim spat.
"Grrr…let' just get this over with. She'll be much more easy to deal with once I plant this mind control device on her!"
Kim's expression immediately dropped.
"No! Wait!"
"Too late Kim Possible!! THIS mind control device still allows for me to order you around and do whatever I want, but still allow you to show 'human' emotions."
"What does that mean??"
"It means, you do what I tell you but no one will notice that it's not you."
Kim gulped. "Why did you wait until NOW to use it on me??"
"Oh you'll see…you'll see…hahaha…mwuahaha!!"
Shego couldn't help but join in on Drakken's evil laughter. The room seemed to shrink and Kim's world was coming crashing down. What if she was never able to get back to normal?
She looked down in shame, for the first time defeated.
"Sorry Ron……"
END OF CHAPTER
Joke of the day (a little long): Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.
"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here? Oh yes, brains...."
Enjoy :)
Ron was now at home, in his bathroom to be specific. It was 8:00 at night, and he had spent the whole day thinking about what Kim had said. He'd been in arguments with her before but never had she insulted him like that.
"Maybe she's right Rufus…" Ron said, looking himself straight in the eyes, through the misty bathroom mirror. "Maybe I am a loser…"
"Nuh uh! Uh uh!" Rufus squeaked sincerely.
"Of course you'd say that…you're always there for me, buddy." Ron pet Rufus lightly, which made him smile. "But if my best HUMAN friend says that I'm a loser, then what's stopping other people from thinking that?"
"Stop."
He looked at Rufus questionably. "What?"
"squeak Didn't mean it."
"She didn't mean it?"
Rufus nodded.
"Then why'd she say that?"
Ron thought back to earlier that day. Kim popped off right after she saw Ron with the other girls…and Bonnie…
"Hm…I wonder…"
Meanwhile…
"Yeah Monique. Me and Ron had a little argument earlier…" Kim moaned over the phone.
"Little argument? I heard it was an all out war of words."
"Oh come on. You know me and Ron would never-"
"…"
"…Okay, fine. I haven't talked to him since."
"So what was it all about?"
"I don't know. I don't even remember…"
"Well someone told me…"
"Told you what?"
"Uh. Never mind."
"Moniiique…"
"…Someone said you were getting all riled up because you saw Ron with a bunch of other girls."
"I guess, that kinda makes sense…"
"And she said that you got especially ticked off when Ron was kinda enjoying it."
"…I…guess…"
"Sooo…is that really what happened? Cus it sounds to me like you're-"
"Don't. Say it."
"What? Jealous?"
"I told you not to say it!"
"Well…are you?"
"I don't know…I guess so…but…it's not that…"
"…Tell me, Kim…what do you REALLY think of Ron?"
"Monique! It's not like that! I was just being overprotective, I guess. You know that Bonnie wouldn't have done that for no reason. I was trying to keep Ron safe."
"By calling him a loser?"
"I…yeah……"
"Oops."
"Oops is right. I should apologize."
"Yeah. You should."
"sigh Thanks Monique."
"Hey, no prob. But I think it might take a LITTLE more than just an apology."
"What do you mean?"
"Ron was pretty shook up today. You're gonna have to…ahem 'win' back his forgiveness."
"…What do you mean?"
"…"
"…Well? What're you saying?"
"…You're going to have to…'seal the deal'."
"…What?"
"You're going to have to 'give' him something in return for being such a jerk."
"Like…what? A video game? Money? I don't think he likes-"
"Kim. A little more sincere."
"…Candy?"
"Dang it Kim! You should…kiss him or something!"
"What!?! What does THAT have to do with anything???"
"Kim. Admit it. You know what I'm talking about."
"No, Monique. I don't. Sorry, but I have to go now. Good bye-"
"Wait! Okay! I'm not gonna imply anything here, but at least know, that he'll really take it to the heart if you…do it. It's a shallow trick but it works. Trust me. Particularly, by a pretty girl...like, oh…I don't know…you?"
"You think I'm pretty? Aww. Thanks Monique."
"Girl, don't change the subject."
"…Sorry."
"Nah, it's okay. Just remember what I said. Think about it."
"…Alright."
"Good. Now…I guess you have 'things' to think about. I'll talk to ya later Kim."
"Yeah…Later, Monique…wait, actually. Wait. Hello? Are you still there?"
"Yeah."
"Do you…think Ron thinks I'm pretty?"
"I don't know. Do you think Ron's blind?"
"No," Kim blushed. "But I'm talking about, even before I got zapped by the Age Ray thing and turned all 'big'."
"I know. That's what I was talking about, too."
"Oh…wow, you really know how to make me nervous."
"Hahaha…just follow your instincts. You'll know what to do."
"…Alright."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna throw up. This gushy stuff is making me SICK."
"Haha. Later Monique."
"Later Kim."
click
"Hmm…she makes a lot of sense…but ME? Kissing RON? I'm not THAT desperate."
"…But it would be kinda nice…Oh God! What am I thinking??? It's not that big of a deal. I just want Ron to forgive me…and there are such things as friendly kisses…"
CRASH
"What the-"
"Hello, Beautiful. Did you miss me?"
"Drakken!? What're doing breaking into my room???"
"What do you think I'm doing?? Airhead…"
"Let's not star this again."
Just then Kim felt something grab her from behind. She tried her hardest to escape but whoever it was, he was strong…or she.
"Ha! Great job Shego!" Drakken yelled proudly.
"Urgh! Let…me…GO!!!"
Kim was squirming uncontrollably until Shego kneed her in the back. Tears of pain welt up in Kim's eyes but she refused to give in.
"You know, SOMEONE is gonna hear all this!"
"Oh! Think not!" Drakken boasted. "Your parents went out for 'groceries', remember? And your little feidty brothers aren't here. They…went out to test their 'bottle rocket' or something…"
"Without my permission?? Ohh!! The Tweebs are gonna get it…"
"Ah well, you won't have to worry about that. For you won't have to worry about anything from now on. I'll be making all the decisions for you. Mwuahaha!!"
"What're you talking about?"
Drakken cleared his throat and gave Kim his best smile. She just winced and continued to struggle.
"Before I saw you a few days ago, I was already working on improving a previous invention of mine. One that didn't work out so well when I first used it. But it DID show potential…that's why I continued to tweak with its components-"
Kim yawned. "Still have no idea what you're talking about."
"Grrr…FINE!! I'll just tell you and get it over with! Even with your mature body, you're still the little brat that you're always been!"
This time, Kim smirked.
"But…" Drakken chuckled evilly, making both Kim and Shego wonder. "That's what turns me on about you…"
"WHAT!?!?" Kim and Shego screamed in disgust. "EWW!!"
"Oh calm down!!! This isn't jailbait anymore!! She's almost as old you, Shego!"
Shego made a face, but Kim couldn't tell from her angle. "Yeah but still…ugh"
Drakken sniffed Kim's hair slowly. "Wow…you are an attractive individual…THIS you. Not the teenaged one."
"Bite me," Kim spat.
"Grrr…let' just get this over with. She'll be much more easy to deal with once I plant this mind control device on her!"
Kim's expression immediately dropped.
"No! Wait!"
"Too late Kim Possible!! THIS mind control device still allows for me to order you around and do whatever I want, but still allow you to show 'human' emotions."
"What does that mean??"
"It means, you do what I tell you but no one will notice that it's not you."
Kim gulped. "Why did you wait until NOW to use it on me??"
"Oh you'll see…you'll see…hahaha…mwuahaha!!"
Shego couldn't help but join in on Drakken's evil laughter. The room seemed to shrink and Kim's world was coming crashing down. What if she was never able to get back to normal?
She looked down in shame, for the first time defeated.
"Sorry Ron……"
END OF CHAPTER
Joke of the day (a little long): Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.
"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here? Oh yes, brains...."