"Hello children, I am your new principal, Glorfindel."
"Can we call you Glorfy?"
"No. Now, as you can see we will be doing a play. To get a role, you have to be very good, and Simon will be judging with me. Now, the play we will be doing is-
"Charlie and the hobbit factory?" Sam asked.
"No it's-
"Harry Hobbit and the chamber of secret elves?" Gimli asked.
"No it's-
"When you give a dwarf a cookie?" Figwit asked.
"No it's-
"Wizard Wars?"
"No..."
"Wizard Wars clone wars?"
"No..."
"The hobbit?"
"Nope."
"Humpty Hobbit sat on a wall?"
'Nope."
"Sleeping Elfling?"
"Nope."
"Erestor's new clothes?"
"No, but I would really enjoy that play."
"The steward's new groove?"
"No."
"We give up." Elladan sighed.
"It's..." Glorfindel pulled back the curtains of the stage to reviel a sign that stated:
Snow Elf and the seven (7) dwarvesAUDITIONS
Featuring Simon the mortal.
"Not dwarves!" Legolas and all the elflings gasped.
"Yes, dwarves! Now, you all get a chance to audition. Arwen you get to try out first. You can try out for... Well, I suppose Snow Elf, or Snow Elf's jealous stepmother the queen." Glorfindel said.
"I guess I'll try to be Snow Elf."
"Okay. Go when ready."
"I'll get you my pretties!" Arwen giggled.
"Well... um..." Glorfindel looked though his scripts and found no line containing what Arwen said.
"That was a good try Arwen." Glorfindel smiled, but Simon did not seem to agree.
"Good? You're an idiotic blonde! That was awful, truly amateur! But she would make a good wicked, jealous stepmother." Simon said.
"Okay, Arwen, you are the stepmother! Next!" Glorfindel said.
An hour later school was over and so were the auditions. The cast was:
Extras: Merry, Frodo, Melkor, EomerSleepy - Figwit
Sneezy - Aragorn
Dopey - Pippin
Doc - Haldir
Bashful - Feanor
Grumpy - Boromir
Happy - Eowyn
The Queen - Arwen
The Apple - Sam
Prince Charming- Legolas
And the biggest surprise was...
Snow Elf - Gimli
Legolas was looking over his script when he noticed the part of prince charming kissing Snow Elf. But Legolas did not know that Gimli was Snow Elf so Legolas did not mind and instead hoped he would be kissing a pretty elf like Arwen. Or Gandalf.
"Children! Time to get to your school bus! Hurry now!"
Gandalf watched as all the children ran to the buses.
To be continued...Ah yes, Snow Elf and the seven dwarves! An elven classic! And soon expect a school evacuation - this is NOT a drill children!
TODAY I AM LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS FOR: MAKING GLORFINDEL A DUMB BLONDE.
InterstellarHobbit: I'm glad you liked the eagle ride to the sun. Continue writing? Okay.
Cao, the Cheez-it Queen: New reviewer? That's good. It sounds like you've read the original Haldir's here... Have you? If you have, I do love it when folks review... especially chapter 100, because I only got three reviews for that chapter! That's pathetic.
Haldir's Heart and Soul: Yes, the poor hobbits almost became roast hobbits (which would have made a great meal for Sam), but Pippin almost stripped himself. If he were a little older than that would have been a sight to see. But he's only a grade one student, so no one cares.
Ms. Unknown: Another new reviewer! That's the second one this chapter, great! Here's an update.
Laer4572: I'm not Greek, so I don't know.
Southerngirl4615: Here are the auditions... It's not much, I know... But at least I wrote something.
Jamie Leigh: Well, he is 'based' on that Simon... I cant say that it is that Simon, because the stories have to be fiction. So this Simon can be... Simon Cow, who is a judge from Gondorian Idol, which is a television show many young children from Middle of Middle Earth School like to watch before bedtime at 8.
Bberry06: Hey, I saw your deviant art account. Geography will be during Denethor's class. Computer will be during Gandalf's class. Science I hope I can slip in sometime. Of course we will have visitors! I was thinking of bring your pet to school day... Poor, poor Glorfindel will have to say hello to a Balrog. I like 'show and tell' a lot, and of course your food fight idea will be useful during lunch hour!
Starlit jewel: Yes, but that's technically speaking. We don't technically speak here. We speak stupid here. We don't like big words like technically.