Chapter 14: Good morning

"Legolas, wake up."

"Legolas..."

"Get up you stupid elfling."

"Cield!"

"Sorry ada. Get up Legolas."

"Legolas too tired. Legolas sleep longer." Legolas murmured, grabbing his pillow and covering his face with it.

"Sweetheart, you go to school now. You will be getting up early now for every day of the week." Thranduil said softly. Tonus and Cield stood behind their father.

"No!" Legolas gasped.

"Yes," Cield sniggered. "And you're only in the first grade. You still have to pass sixth grade and then you have to go through secondary 1, 2, 3, 4 and five. Then you get college and university if you really want to be a smart elf."

"Ada, I don't want to go to school anymore."

"All children have to go to school Legolas, and you being prince does not change a thing."

Legolas sadly got out of bed and joined his family at the breakfast table. But at a certain little hobbit's hole, a little hobbit child was already up at seemed to have forgotten to take his pills.

---At a certain hobbit's hole

"Come on dad! Come on dad! Come on dad! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go! I want to go to school, eh! I'm ready! I'm ready! Let's go! Let's go! Come on! You're slow! I can't wait to see Merry! I love Merry! Is Merry a girl? Merry is a girly name! I'm so happy! I'm so happy!" Pippin sang. His mother was very mad with his father.

"This, Paladin, is why we do not give Peregrin chocolate milk in the morning." Eglantine sighed.

---In a hole in the ground

"The sun is rising! I hate the sun! Maybe if I'm fast enough, I can get to school before the sun burns my eyes!" Grima muttered, pulling himself out of his muddy hole in the ground, which he called home.

"I really hope Saruman will buy me some carpeting for Christmas this year. The worms have been eating my shoes and now they are picking at my toenails... Perhaps Saruman might just get me some wallpaper for my hole - or better yet, a box! Oh I would love to live in a box, just like the hobos you see downtown!" Grima thought hopefully, looking at a couple of birds on a dead tree log that lay near his hole.

"Do you two think I'll get a box for Christmas?" Grima asked the birds.

The birds quickly flew away.

"I hope this year I can get a tree for Christmas. I tried to mug a tree from a happy family, but they did not have any trees on them at the time, so they gave me a Christmas acorn..."

---At Eowyn and Eomer's home

"Who wants fruit rings?" Theoden asked. Soon two little children, Eowyn and Eomer, where on him, trying to snatch the box of colourful fruit rings.

"I want the prize inside!"

---In the last homely house of Elrond

"ELLADAN!" Elrond yelled, chasing his naked little elfling, Elladan, around the house. Elladan did not seem to approve of bathing before school.

Elrohir giggled as Elladan was caught and thrown into the bathtub beside his twin.

This time, Elrond made sure to lock the door behind him to prevent his son from running around the home naked again.

---At Haldir's House

Arhael kissed his son.

"You're going to be alright at school?"

"I don't think anyone likes me ada," Haldir sighed. "They all think I weird because I look different."

"Just because you're the only Lorien elfling does not make you weird, Haldir."

"But my skin is almost white and so his my hair. It makes me ugly."

"It does not Haldir!" Arhael kissed his son again.

"I'm afraid to be bullied." Haldir whispered.

"Don't worry dear... Glorfindel is your principal, now I am sure he will be able to prevent bullying." Arhael gave his son a tight squeeze and let him onto the bus.

"Bye ada." Haldir waved his small hand.

"Good bye ion-nin." Arhael smiled.

To be continued...

Sorry that it's short, and again sorry that I have not updated in a while.

Login won't work: I don't know who you are Mister or Madame Login won't work. Could you tell me what your usual login name is?

Haldir's Heart and Soul: Have I ever told you that I like your pen name thingy? I do! I'm glad you liked the cookie. Legolas baked it. I hate Denethor.

Laer4572: I should package Denethor up and send him over there... What a great idea!

MamboDancer: My friend (who I will just say here nickname was Will, a name given to her by me) and I (was called Joe) were worried for Faramir but we did not cry. We hissed at Denethor, but only for Pippin's sake really, we don't care about Faramir or Boromir. They are cute though... I don't see that friend anymore though, which is very sad. But she was the greatest 10-year-old lord of the rings fan there ever was. Now she is no longer a fan. As a matter of fact, I think she was a fan when she was nine.

Invader 101: I like it when the white people come. The rooms they put me in are soft and bouncy room.

Karville: I'll add more Grima next chapter, okay? I hope what I put in here now is enough to suffice.

Ms. Unknown: In the sequel (I love sequels) they will all be... Oh no... Teenagers! Legolas the pimp-like punk, Haldir the geek, Frodo the psycho, Pippin and Merry the mentally retarded, Sam the obese, Elladan and Elrohir the Goths, Aragorn the football captain, Arwen and Eowyn the cheerleaders, Sauron and Morgoth the bullies (as usual), Grima the freak and more! I'm very excited about this, as I can base it on my school experiences (a bit). Legolas will think of Haldir as pathetic, and finally Haldir will show his March warden side... the violent side of the school geek! And of course, what will Thranduil do when he finds piercing and tattoos on Legolas? Oh what will happen? Will be rated PG 13 for language...

Lombadia Greenleaf: Darth Monkey whispers to Badiddledoo that a certain Hobbit duck called Frodo Duck has a shiny circle in his pocket. Darth Monkey points to the Frodo Duck who has the shiny circle.

Invader 101: I'm pissed at Denethor and he's not even my dad. Everyone's pissed at Denethor.

Bberry06: Did you forget to take your pills?

Moonyasha: Now I am certain you have not taken your pills today...

Kathysidle: What happened to your pills? Did you eat them today? But yes, I would expect a lot of folk to like a story around Cield... Hey, soon at my site I will have photos that prove that Cield exists... or at least, some Sims have seen proof of a Sim life form of Cield!

Southerngirl4615: Well, I know what's wrong. You DID take your pills, unlike bberry06, Moonyahsa and of course Pippin.

Mambo Dancer: No one can take Pippin home! Oh no. They took him. I call Haldir! I shall keep him in my bedroom and feed him Lembas crackers. He can sleep with me or in my closet, but he'd have to make a bed out of clothes and my clothes is no so softy and cuddly and his clothes. Maybe he will make a bed out of his own clothes!

InterstellarHobbit: Can I have that fish? Jedi Monkey gets hungry some times and I forgot to feed him for the past... few months...

To learn about the sequel to this... strange story... go see my response to Ms. Unknown's review (ABOVE). I like sequels.