Chapter 19: Nice, wet drugs

Galion lifting the two elflings onto his horse, and he quickly jumped on behind them.

"Now, hold onto the rope there that's around his neck-

"My ada rides without a rope thingy or a saddle." Legolas said, smiling proudly, then quickly grabbing the rope as the horse began to move.

"Mine too, but if I don't hold on I'll fall!" Haldir said, looking down in terror of the long fall.

"I wont let either of you fall but..." Galion began as Legolas hung off the horse.

"If you fool around like that, I will let you fall." Galion smiled as he fixed Legolas' posture.

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Denethor smiled as he looked out the class window and was certain that the children where all away. Denethor went into a corner of the class room, took his lighter from his pocket and... Lit his cigarette. But that was not wise because...

"SMOKE! SMOKE! FIRE! AHHH!" Billy Bob Brian Baggins screamed as he ran into the room with a bucket of water, pouring it onto Denethor.

"You should be thankful! I smelt smoke and found fire, you could have burned up in flames!" Billy Bob said, and with that he waved good-bye and ran away quickly because he smelt smoke coming from Isengard.

"Who hired that damned kid anyways?" Denethor asked himself miserably as he threw away the now very wet cigarette, and went to kill Billy Bob.

"Please don't hurt me! I have a family who hates me!" Billy Bob screamed as a very angry Denethor chased him around the room.

Denethor suddenly stopped.

"Your family hates you? You poor thing!" Denethor seemed very nice, and quickly ran over to Billy Bob and gave him a tight hug. Too tight, actually, and Billy Bob started to suffocate.

"Help me!"

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Erestor sadly was following Glorfindel around the schoolyard. Glorfindel was on yard duty this recess, and had brought Erestor with him only because he was getting revenge on all the cruel pranks Erestor had played on him.

"Erestor, go check and make sure those hobbit kids are playing nicely."

"But they are hobbits! The worst they could do is eat one another!"

"Erestor, GO!"

"Yes..."

"Yes what?"

"Yes master." Eretor kicked a stone in anger as he went to see how the hobbits where doing.

"Are you all playing nicely?"

"Ya." Sam said, licking his fingers in joy (as he had just finished eating hi fiftieth Gummy Ring).

Merry and Pippin where playing 'tie cousin Frodo to the train tracks' and Erestor sadly had to end their fun.

"Sorry kids, but Frodo is not like Neo and will get killed when the train comes, so you cant tie him here." Erestor untied Frodo.

"Oh. I thought he was the one." Pippin looked sadly at his cousin who was not the one.

"You kids should stop watching the Matrix, it's rated R."

"Why?"

"I wont say. It would put wrong images of two certain characters in your little hobbity minds."

"Ohhhh! I know what seen." Merry smiled.

"What scene?" Erestor asked.

"The scene where Neo eats the apple of course." Merry smiled, taking Pippin's arm and went to go play 'tie cousin Frodo to the apple tree and see if he will be able to fly away'.

Erestor shrugged and decided it was best to leave quickly and pretend this never happened.

To be continued...

I'm really sorry that this took so long to update and that it's so short, but I got braces today and I've been busy.

MamboDancer: I hate Denethor too. We all do. It's okay that you missed two chapters god will forgive you. Unless your Jewish, then I don't think you believe in god.

OutlawedWriter: Ya, when I chose Fahrenheit I had been watching a commercial about it. Zucchini is one of the coolest words ever. Philadelphia... I like Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Hidalgo is a strange movie. If you really want my signature for your petition my name and my e-mail can be found at my user page... Although I don't really think chat/script should be aloud, I hate this website's staff and rules so I'll do anything to change them, and you're a reviewer so I will help you out.

InterestellarHobbit: Fuzzball! Yay!

Haldir's Heart and Soul: I'm glad you feel good. Lets all feel good. My braces hurt though, so we cant all feel good. But you can still feel good.

Bberry06: Nice use of words. Denethor can use those phrases for his phrase-spelling test, but he can replace the word he with 'the stupid elf'.

Ms.Unknown: I don't have much time, that's why the chapters are short.

Lombadia Greenleaf: Billy Bob is fine with that. Yes, my Legolas action figure does taste very good, especially when I season him with sugar. My Legolas poster though... I never tried it!

I-luv-Harly: Okay, that's a good idea.

Kathysidle: Three months. I cant spell any of those words, I have spell check.

Here comes the hockey puck: Haldir get hurt... good idea!

Starlit Jewel: Denethor likes Boromir that much.

That Undomiel Chick: Yes, 2005.