Crash and Burn – Omake Epilogue #2
By: Slippery Liz
Disclaimer: Nope...Naruto still does not belong to me.
Warnings: Shounen-ai
AN: Since I've made you wait, you get Epilogue 2 right away. Much thanks to Slippery Liz for this one!
In which Naruto makes a point
Alone at last, after a long day of training, Sasuke and Naruto were engaging in some… extra-curricular activities. A peck on the cheek had moved on to making out, and that had led to some heavy petting, and heavy petting was well on its way to the next stage when Naruto pulled away.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked.
"Well… how should we do this? I mean, it's either one way or the other…" Naruto replied.
"I suppose you have an idea in mind, dobe?"
Naruto leaned in and showed Sasuke a very large, very lecherous fox-grin. Sasuke sweatdropped, and suddenly became very nervous.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked again, not even trying to delay the inevitable.
The fox-grin got wider as Naruto readied his reply.
"There's no 'uke' in Naruto."
Owari
AN: Yes, we are aware that his name is pronounced "Sas'ke" and not "Sas-uke." We're just making fun of the fact that it can look like that when written in romanji.