Sam was nervously rocking back and forth in his little plastic chair. Noises where coming from the closet beside him, and it sounded like someone was dying in there.
"Uh... Lord Denethor? Is someone dying in the closet?"
"Why do you ask, O fat hobbit?" Denethor asked.
"Noises are coming from inside..." Sam whispered.
"Nonsense! There is no way that someone is in there, it's imposs-
Suddenly, the floor fell off and Billy Bob (still tied and gagged) came rolling out onto Sam's desk. His eyes widened at the sight of Denethor and he quickly hopped out of the classroom, just to be grabbed by Denethor and pulled back in.
"We will be doing our first science project, it seems." Denethor smiled and Frodo raised his hand.
"Will we be dissecting frogs?"
"No..." Denethor muttered, and poor Billy Bob had to go to the bathroom.
"Will we be dissecting Billy Bob the janitor?" Pippin asked. Poor Billy Bon no longer had to go to the bathroom.
"Well, no, but we will instead lay him on the floor and you can all prod him with your pencils, then with those pencils write on a piece of parchment notes on how he reacts to your pokes.
"That sounds fun!" Estel giggled, grabbing his pen and running up to Billy Bob to poke him in the eye. As soon as Estel poked him, the fun began and everyone ran up with pencils, pens and whiteout and poked him. But Pippin (who bore white-out) instead painted Billy Bob's nails and toenails white.
Since Pippin was painting nails, Arwen decided it was now a game of dress up. Since Denethor did not really care what they did to Billy Bob, Arwen grabbed her clear cherry lip gloss (number 87) and made Billy Bob sit up.
"Everyone get back!" Arwen shrieked, and all the children ran as far away as possible.
"She is going to show him how to use lip gloss, be careful..." Estel warned.
"Look Billy Bob, you put the gloss on your bottom lip like this..." Arwen swiftly but carefully put two thin layers of her gloss on Billy Bob's lower lip.
"Now, just kiss."
"K-Miss moo?" Billy Bob tried to say what he wanted to say as best as he could with the gag in his mouth.
"No, don't kiss miss moo. Just move your lips as if you where kissing, then it will make the lip gloss spread to your top lip and it wont have too much on either."
Billy Bob did as he was told, and soon he had very pretty glossy lips.
Arwen suddenly screamed Pippin's name. Pippin started to cry.
"You gave him a horrid manicure Pippin!" Arwen shrieked and quickly got her whiteout-out out and took off the whiteout from Billy Bob's nails, then re-did it to give him a 'perfect manicure', or at least as perfect as a manicure done by a little half-elfling could give a grown hobbit whilst using whiteout.
"Beautiful." Arwen smiled proudly.
Billy Bob looked like a beautiful she-hobbit.
"I call him, Bella Bob." Arwen smiled.
"Alright then class, make notes of this Bella Bob creation." Denethor yelled and all the kids did so quickly.
It seems the kids had fun after all, but Billy Bob went home crying.
To be continued...
Sorry it's taking so long to update, it's the end of term at school and I have 5 mouth sores because of my braces so I am in pain and one sore is on my tongue.
Surf all day and do the hula: I like elves, but I'll try my best to vary.
Laer4572: Ow, poor Cield... No cookies for Pippin? He is very sad... again.
Mesozoic Flower: You made me happy, but I was already happy, so I must be... Happier! Well, my mouth hurts so you made it feel better.
Haldir's Heart and Soul: I like digging wholes in my mashed potatoes and filling the wholes with gravy. But if I fill the wholes with cranberry sauce it looks like a snowy mount doom, and if I fill the wholes with corn and flatted the potato, it looks like an egg. It is sad.
Moonyasha: I'm interesting? Goodie!
Here comes the hockey puck: I know you did, but when you reviewed I had probably already written the responses and did not include you. But I still love your review don't worry... How can you get kicked out of girl guides!?
Bberry06: Taters are good for you but Legolas believes that they bring cancer and lung disease.
Ms.Unknown: The same I said to here comes the hockey puck (aside from the part about girl guides)... I like hurting Haldir, but when I hurt them it means I love them very much.