Crash and Burn – Omake Epilogue #7
By: Clever Audrey and Sneaky Cat
Disclaimer: Since it has been awhile...I do not own anything related to Naruto.
Warnings: innuendo.
In which Kakashi and Sakura have fun
Sakura made sure to arrive extra early at the bridge the next day Team 7 had a mission – she wanted to be there before her teammates arrived. Apparently Kakashi had similar ideas, because for once the masked jounin was not only on time, but early; Sakura thought she might have died from shock if she hadn't understood his reasoning.
It was their first mission since the boys had revealed that they were together, after all.
"My, my, we are late this morning," Sakura commented in a lofty tone as Naruto trudged up, still yawning. "Was something keeping us up a bit late last night, perhaps?" Naruto blinked at her, apparently too asleep yet to notice the mischievous gleam in her green eyes.
"No later than usual…" he mumbled, slumping back against the bridge railing.
"And how late might that be?" Kakashi questioned innocently.
"Mmm…don't remember…wait…Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto stood up straight, pointing a finger at their teacher. "What are you doing here so early?"
"Ah, I ran into no troubles this morning, so-"
"Liar!" Naruto yelled out of habit, pointing an accusatory finger at his teacher.
"Oi, dobe, shut up."
Sakura and Kakashi looked to find that Sasuke had come up while Naruto was being loud. He was leaning casually against the railing, hands in his pockets as always. Girl and sensei glanced at each other, then grinned identical, mischievous grins. Sasuke at least had the decency to be mildly scared.
"Sasuke-kun's late too," Sakura noted, eyeing Kakashi. There was a frightening glint in the older man's eye.
"Unusual for Naruto to beat you here," the jounin told Sasuke. Sasuke promptly ignored the two. They could poke at him all they wanted, it wasn't his problem. Fortunately Naruto was no where near awake enough to know what their teammates were up too.
Kakashi smirked beneath his mask.
"Perhaps making it to the bridge isn't the only thing Naruto beat you at."
Sasuke's cheeks turned a pale shade of pink. Sakura smirked.
"That would explain why he's leaning," she told her sensei casually.
The blush darkened. Naruto began to eye her with a slightly suspicious look.
"Yes, that would explain it," Kakashi answered.
A slight twitch appeared under Naruto's eye. He was beginning to see where this was going.
"Wouldn't have expected Sasuke to be bottom."
"NANI!"
Three pairs of male eyes stared at Sakura in shocked amazement, two of the three blushing madly. She only smiled at them innocently in return.
And they thought Naruto was the number one ninja in surprising people.
Owari!
AN: Heh, thanks to Sneaky Cat for helping to finish this thing - I was a bit stuck. Next update sooner this time, I promise:)