A/N: OMFG. I'm so sorry I haven't updated in forever! I've been busy w/ school, it's killing me! RR please!

A lot of pranks and two months later...

"Ok, so we're going to set off the charm at breakfast which is in... ten minutes, right" Remus asked happily then tugged a shirt over his head. "Yup. Snivellus will never know what hit him." James replied happily. "Let's go then" Sirius exclaimed happily and the three marauders bounded down the boys' staircases and out of the common room. Sirius, paying no attention to where he was going, accidently tripped and fell onLily, taking her down with him. Not to mention they were rolling down the second biggest staircase in Hogwarts. "SIRIUS BLAAAAAACK! EEEEEEEEEE" Lily screamed at him, but somehow managed to cling to him as they kept rolling down the steps. Sirius shifted a bit. "Oh god... we can't stop... not until we hit the bot" He was cut off as they rolled off of a landing so fast they went slightly airborne. "AHHHHHHHH" Lily screamed again. "Sirus Black if you ever do that again I'll k" They went airborne off of another landing. They were both screaming like there was no tomorrow now. Meanwhile at the top of the steps Remus and James were laughing like crazy with tears running down their cheeks.

"Oh no...Sirius" "What" "We're about to hit the bottom" Lily replied frantically. They went airborne about a foot off of the stairs and some how Lily got untangled from Sirius's arms and went literally flying through the air. Lily started twisting aroud in the air before...CRACK. And a few seconds later...CRACK. Lily and Sirius were on the floor now, except they were kinda, well, unconcious. Remus and James stopped as they heard the two ear-spitting 'cracks' and ran down towards them. James quickly picked up Lily. "Come on, we have to get them to the Hospital Wing" He exclaimed. Remus hurridly picked up Sirius and they ran towards the Wing. They burst through the doors and Remus called out"Madame! Where are you! We have an emergancy" A young Madame Pomfrey hurried towards them. "Put them on separate beds." They complied and she looked over them and muttered some spells under her breath. "Oh wonderful... Sirius has broken his left shoulder, right hand, and his right ankle. He has also dislocated six of his fingers, four on his right, two on his left. Miss Evans however...is in an even worse shape..." James and Remus looked at eachother slightly panicked. "Mum is gonna kill me..." James groaned.

"Don't be so selfish James" Remus said. "Now, Poppy, continue please." Madame Pomfrey sighed. "Miss Evans has broken her right shoulder, her right hand, her left ankle, her left wrist, two of her fingers, and three of her toes. She has dislocated her left knee and her right ankle." (( okay..maybe I over expressed the injuries that a stair fall would've caused but...oh well heh heh WOAH! actually I just asked my dad and he said that could very well happen o.o )) James nearly tripped over his own two feet. "Mum is literally going to murder me now" Remus just stood there, stunned that one fall could break 27 bones in total. "I'm going to go write a letter to your parents so they can come down and visit, I know they will want to." Poppy said and strode off into her office where the scratching of a quill could be heard. James sat down and started rocking back and forth muttering"Mum's gonna kill me, Mum's gonna kill me..."

Remus snapped out of his slight trance then sat down next to Lily's bed and took her left hand and rubbed his thumb across the top gently. He was already not eating well, and now he was worried! This wasn't good, considering that night was a full moon. It was about time to go to classes. Poppy made him go to classes and said if he doesn't come in visting hours only, that she'd forbid him to see her at all. So Remus unhappily agreed and did everything for that day. He was sitting in Potions, the last class of his that day, waiting for the bell to ring anxiously. The bell finally rang and Remus ran full-speed into the Hospital Wing to find Lily awake and sitting up, sipping on some chicken noodle soup. (yummm...) Remus smiled and dropped his books then sat next to her bed. "How are you feeling" He said gently. "Not too good..." She responded unhappily. "Anything I can do" "No, just bring me my assignments." "Okay."

Four weeks later...

Lily finally got out of the Hospital Wing. She worked hard and got all her assignments done in two nights. She entered the Common Room with some difficulty, seeing as she was on muggle crutches and all. She went up to her dorm and got bombarded with questions and wonderings. "Are you okay" "Do you need something" "Are you thirsty? I could get something for you to drink..." Lily held up her hand. "I'm fine guys, thanks though. What day is it" "Friday, December sixteenth, nineteen sixty eight, the day before Hogsmeade." Kelly answered happily. "Hogsmeade" Lily groaned. "Aww, come on Lil! You have to go to Hogsmeade! Remus is going..." Jenny said in a sneaky voice. Lily playfully glared. "Remus is just my best guy friend until he asks me out or something." "Would you go out with him" Ashley asked in a -i-know-the-answer-already- voice. "Yes, yes I would. In fact, if I weren't going to be related to Potter this summer, I'd go out with him if he wasn't so arrogant and pig-headed." Lily laughed. Little did the girls know, the Marauders had found a way to get up to the girls' dorms and were listening to their every word, watching their every move.

Sirius started shaking with silent laughter. James jabbed him in the side with his elbow. "Shut up." He hissed. They all silently moved out and down to the common room when they saw the girls were about to change. Lily came down the staircase, leaning on her crutches. "Hey Marau" She tripped and fell over her own two feet. She landed with a hard thud and graoned"I really have to stop tripping on staircases." Sirius pushed the other Marauders out of the way and swiftly helped Lily up with her crutches still on the ground but Sirius held her shoulders so she wouldn't fall. He glanced at the other Marauders and smirked then dipped Lily and purred in her ear. Lily giggled and Sirius straightened her up and handed her crutches back to her. "Sorry about the fall..." He muttered. "No problem." She mumbled back.

Remus and James shared a look then ran over to her, shoving the other out of the way for only a few words. "Lily will you" Remus started then got pushed by James. "Go to" "Hogsmeade with" "Me" They glared at eachother. "Sorry James, you're cute and all, but you're practically my brother. Not to be rude, but you're kinda ego-happy as well." James stared at her then blurted out"Well, atleast I haven't lost my virginity SIRIUS, REMUS" Lily stared at Remus, stunned. "You've already lost your..." Remus shook his head violently. "No I haven't. Sirius has, and he said me because I convinced Siri that it doesn't matter to us what he does, really..." Lily sighed in relief, seeing that spark in Remus's eyes that showed he was telling the truth. "Alright then. Remus, I'm gonna go with you, see you tomorrow." She limped up the stairs and had peaceful dreams that night.

A/N: Not a long chappie, but it's something for you to read, right? Right. I might do a couple of one-shots since i'm so bored... Actually, I think I will after I post this. But wait awhile, I can't type at the speed of light ya know. XP Love you guys!

mizlovegood: Glad you thought it was funny, keep reading please!

EragonFan: I will. And thank you for reviewing:squee:

mizlovegood(again): Heh, I decided to do completely Remus/Lily. Don't worry.

Andiee Lomlay: Hee hee, I do too! I'm gonna do more Truth or Dares in the future, don't worry!

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Thank you guys for reviewing so much! I feel bad I haven't updated in forever now. TT

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