I hope you liked the first chapter, and I hope I'm doing this all correctly. It's my first fanfic.

Invincible Enemies

What will happen! Will someone die!(no) Will there be coffee involved! Read to find out!

They go their ways and meet up forty-five minutes later in the diner. Miss Patty and Babette are talking about Luke, Lorelai, and Luke's truck.

"Hey, Hon'," Lor says to Luke with a grin.

He points to the two in the corner.

"Oh, Luke! Who cares! They should know that that was just a joke anyway."

"Well, they don't and I think you know that," he says after spending the beginning of the morning changing his mind on how he feels about people talking about he and Lorelai. He actually cares for her and doesn't whatever it is that they have turned into something superficial.

"Why do you care so much, when they talk? This morning you basically said, 'whatever'," trying to sound like Luke.

"Lorelai, they are talking about us!"

"There's an 'us' huh, Snookems?"

"Lorelai, don't start!"

"Aw, you get so cute when you're mad!" Now whispering, "Are they watching?"

Not whispering, "Yes, Lorelai they are! You're already late, so can you take your coffee and go to work!"

"Luke, my darling, you're causing a scene."

"Lorelai!"

"Oh, you're no fun...Bye bye, ...Hon'"

"Bye, ...Waffle-Wolfer."

"Aw, you're too cute."

Whispering in her ear, "Can you come over later?"

Whispering back in his ear, "Sure."

At the inn Sookie tracks down Lorelai. "Where have you been?"

"I know it's like 12:30, but I've had a good day so far. Does that make up for anything?"

"Spill!"

"I knew that would work...Okay know don't freak, but Luke came over to my house last night, and he was still there when we woke up."

"Oh my god," not sounding as surprised as Lor had expected.

"Sookie!"

"Yeah?"

"What did you see?"

"I noticed that Luke's truck was still there this morning."

"Yeah, that's pretty much what I figured...okay you deserve it for barging in...I'm gonna tell you the truth."

"What? Is the truth bad?"

"No, it's definitely not bad, but it's not what you think either. We just fell asleep watching tv."

"Watching tv?"

"Yeah, Watching tv."

"Are you sure it wasn't," using air quotes, "'watching tv'"

"Yes, Sookie, I'm sure"

"So, what was so great about it!"

"Sookie! ...He said that I'm his best friend."

"And...?"

"And what? We fell asleep on the couch."

"You're right," noticeably disappointed, "I'm sorry. That's great."

At the diner Luke can't wait for Joan and Melissa to leave and for Little Miss Waffle-Wolfer to come back. By 4:00 he can't wait any longer; he goes upstairs to call her. After no answer twice, he begins to worry. She always answers her phone, even in the diner where there's a rule (as if that would affect Lorelai). He goes back downstairs after giving up.

"Hey!" Lorelai says wondering where he's been.

"I was just tying to call you. Why didn't you answer?"

"Sorry, the battery's dead."

"Oh, why'd you get off work early?"

"I don't really want to say."

"Was it 'cause you missed me?"

"Luke! Why would I get off work just to see you? ...Yeah, maybe you guessed right."

"Ceaser can cover for me if you want to talk."

"No, I'm good...Thanks."

"Coffee?" Luke was already pouring coffee for her.

"Thank you so much!"

Lorelai sits there for another hour until she changes her mind and asks Luke if they can talk in his apartment.

"Of course."

Once there she remembers the night before. It was fabulous. They're both thinking about it when Luke snaps out of the daze first and asks Lorelai if she wants to sit down. She sits and begins.

"It was ...great, and...It was just fun you know?"

"What? Last night?"

"No, Abraham Lincoln being shot, ...uh yeah, Luke. Didn't you think it was fun?"

He nods and smiles. "I feel comfortable and just...right with you."

"Aw, that's too bad cause I change my mind; I don't want to be friends anymore..." Luke looks scared and disappointed. "That's why I wanted to come up here and talk. I think we should change our situation...our relationship."

Luke is smiling again, "Into what?"

"I think you know what...I think we should become mortal enemies."

"Well, I think we should become invincible enemies," he says playing along.

"I've always wanted to be invincible...Really though Luke, I think...I want you to be able to call me your girlfriend, and I want to be able to call you my boyfriend. And I want to have to worry about things like whether or not we'll be buried next to each other...because you know we're not really invincible. I want to worry about whether or not we should get a new mailbox, because mine says Gilmore. Should I take your name, Luke? Do you want me too?" She moves closer.

"Hey now!" he says surprising her a little. "Who ever said I would move into your place? Why wouldn't you be moving in here? Don't you like my apartment?" he comments with a smile spread across his face.

"At the moment?...More than anything."

Luke gazing into her eyes imagining what it would be like to kiss Lorelai Gilmore.

Ceaser walks in definitely interrupting a moment.

"Oops, didn't know you were about to make out."

"Ceaser! What is it? What do you want?"

Lorelai smiles. She can't help but do so. "We weren't doing anything...I promise."

Luke, "Sure you weren't."

Sarcastically, "Excuusse me, Mr. Wouldn't-Touch-Me-With-A-Ten-Foot-Pole."

"Dirty!"

Ceaser butts in again, "I'll be going then. I was gonna ask where you put the straws this time, but I can obviously see that you're busy."

"Bye, Ceaser."

Ceaser leaves.

"Are you busy, Luke?"

"I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, and anyway you were the one that made the first move right?"

"Why do you say that?"

"You asked me up here to talk."

"But you asked me to go out with you yesterday."

"Well you asked me to come in when I drove you home."

"You asked to drive me home."

"That's not exactly true."

"You listen to The Beach Boys...But...it's my fault for us almost kissing...I'm the one that wanted it...not you."

"Who said I didn't want it?" Luke puts a hand on her shoulder and a hand holding her head ready to pounce.

"I dunno...but..uh," Her hands are on his waist and back. "I know I did...do."

They kiss each other at the same time, pull away and look at each other, smiling.

"I'm guessing you did want that too," she says just to say something.

"Come on."

"Where? What are you doing?"

Luke leads her out of the apartment and to Miss Patty and Babette's table.

"Luke, where are we going?"

"Hi Patty, Babette. Um, we..I would like to tell you something before you figure it out on your own, which I know you will, but uh, Lorelai should I tell them? I didn't even ask you."

Babette trying to guess, "Oh, honey you're pregnant! I'm so happy for you two."

Luke and Lorelai take their hands back and step away from each other, "Huh? What is that supposed to mean? Do I look pregnant?"

"Yeah, does she look pregnant?" Luke follows.

"Oh. Honey, I was just guessing. Was that a bad guess? I never make very good guesses at things; do I?"

"Well it wasn't the best guess ever, I'll have to admit," Luke says scared that she'll take another whack at it.

Miss Patty tries now, guessing correctly, "I'm pretty sure they just wanted to tell us that they're together."

"Yeah. And, Luke, it's okay I didn't mind." To Miss Patty now, "Why did you guess that?"

"Well, Babette told me that Luke's truck was at your house all last night. And...well a person can draw her own conclusions, if you know what I mean."

"I think we both know what you mean, but nothing happened last night," Luke answers for her.

Getting mad at Luke, "Excuse me, Luke, but I'm pretty sure something did happen."

"Well it wasn't what they think." Now talking to the two at the table, "It wasn't what you think."

"And what is that?" Babette asks with a smile.

"Never mind," Luke leads Lorelai outside. "Lorelai, I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything, right?"

"I thought it just showed that you're kinda...insane, but that's okay I'm insane too. Rory's not. My mother is. Michel is. No, I guess Michel is just kinda mean. My mother is too. Sookie is."

"I know you're insane, Lorelai. That's why I like you so much."

"Awww, you like me so much?"

"Yes I like you so much."

"Well, I like you so much too...You should get back to work. I'm sorry I'm being so flaky today."

"I like you cause you're flaky too."

"Hey, Now! I'm am soo not flaky!"

Luke tries to make her shut up. Miss Patty and Babette watch as they kiss.

"You know what I was thinking just then?" Lorelai asks.

"What?" he says dreading her answer.

"This is probably a great way to get some free coffee. Can I have some coffee?...Please," she says with a pout.

Luke turns around and walks inside without her.

"I guess that's a 'no' then." She goes inside, sits at the counter and finally gets some free coffee after threatening to hit Luke with a bagel.

When she's finished with her coffee, she starts to call Rory on her cell.

"No phones," Luke reminds her.

"Ha ha, very funny."

Rory answers, "Hello?"

"Hi" Luke points to the door. "Luke says 'hi'."

"Hi Luke."

"Rory says hi," she tells him for her.

"So what's up? Why'd you call? Where are you? Are you at the diner? Or are you and Luke still at home?"

"That's why I called, actually. I'm in the diner, but I just wanted to tell you that Luke and I just kissed."

"Oh my god!"

"I know! Isn't it great?"

"No...I mean yeah, that's great. I just spilled my coffee."

"Oh, Honey, I'm so sorry. Should we have a funeral?"

"Yeah sure, this weekend. So you and Luke huh?"

"Yep, I think we're both pretty happy, but guess what Luke did!"

"Mom, do I want to know? Is it really gross? You know I'm your friend, but I'm still your daughter."

"He told Patty and Babette about us. He just told them."

"Well, you know they would have figured it out eventually."

"Yeah, I know. But isn't my Lukey brave?" Luke gives her a glare.

"Isn't a 'Lukey' like when you spit."

"No, that's a loogie." He gives her another stare.

"Well, what's the difference?"

"I think I have to go. Luke's starting to stare at me."

"Dirty!"

"Bye, Hon'."

"Bye, bye, Mom."

Luke starts to rant pointing at a sign, "You know that sign is there for a reason. The phone being crossed out means that there are no, No!, phones allowed! I think you're adorable, but I just hate it when you're on the phone. And I know that you're insane and we just discussed this, but when you're on your cell and you're talking to yourself, it makes you sound mental...Plus it kills the mood of my diner."

"The 'mood of your diner'? That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard you say."

"I just mean..the tourists, you know from out of town...?"

Cutting him off, "Yes I know what tourists are, I'm not that insane."

"They like to see the whole small-town diner thing."

"Yeah, as if this place is pleasant..with you and all."

"Hey!"

"Aww, I love to see you get all angry. You're too cute."

I hope you like it so far! I'll try to update as soon as possible with a chapter just as long.