The Very Secret Journal of Draco Malfoy

A/N First Harry Potter fic! Ok I know it's not so good but it'll get better. Please review! I love reviews! Yay!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. [mutters incoherently]

Day 1

Damn, what possessed me to get a diary? Wait, Malfoy's don't keep diarys! What would my father say?

Fine. It's a 'journal'. ... although technically we don't keep those either. Oh well. Another break in the Malfoy tradition on my part. [sighs]

I have decided that I, Draco Malfoy, am going to keep a journal, for the reason that I think I'm going to go insane with this unrelenting madness that seems to be going on around me continuously if I don't do something to organise my thoughts. (See I have come to the conclusion that if I keep record of my thoughts, I will be able to look back and see at what point I actually became mad and laugh at my doomed fate and unknowing mind. Or maybe in the years to come, someone, (preferably not of or belonging to the 'Wonder Trio') will find this and learn the 'true tale of Draco Malfoy' [gathers self to full height (despite fact is sitting down)] and come to realise what a good-for-nothing snot ball Harry Potter actually is.

Any way, suppose I should be telling you what I've done today then. Well... it was a Hogsmeade trip, so naturally went down to Hogsmeade. (Ughh, remind me to be particularly nasty to Pansy. Am going to have to throw out my new cloak after she was fawning all over me today [shudder]. Really don't like that girl, and have noticed that she looks even more like a pug with increasing years. Wouldn't have imagined that possible a few years ago, but "life is full of surprises"). Err... went to all usual shops, saw Potter and his gang so decided to insult them (v. fun), and then came up with the ingenious (or not so ingenious, [have to get back to you on that]) idea of you.

Oh, food! Realised am v hungry and cannot live off sweets purchased at Hogsmeade. Damn. Will have to go down to hall which is unfortunately a place that you cannot follow.

Day 2

Yes I am still writing in you (god knows why).

Normal day today. Insulted Granger and nearly got beaten up by Weasley but thankfully Snape came along and gave him detention. Stupid red-haired git. Oh yes, also shut up Pansy for a while. Told her about pug face, which hopefully will make her avoid me for the rest of the day, though am probably hoping for too much.

On another note, Snape gave Slytherin 20 points for me saying it was Flobberworm's tongue needed to make sloth potion. God I'm good, and he is 'completely' biased ...which is also good.

Day 3

Ran into the little Weasel today. Literally. Well actually she ran into me. Honestly she should watch where she's going! Sent her books flying everywhere including at my jaw. Will undoubtedly have bruise.

Note to self: See Madame Pomfrey about purple bruise on jaw.

Sneered and told her to watch it. Then she started yelling at me! What did I do? There I was minding my own business... The unfairness of it all! Just because I happen to be in a rivalling family and house to her, and 'occasionally' insult her brothers (and her I suppose, but that's not the point) does not mean I am to blame for everything that goes wrong in her life! I have feelings too, and am not completely impermeable to pity or friendship or love or all that crap. If you listened to her, you would think I was some cruel, heartless monster! (Which I suppose is the only way that I would ever portray myself. Can't let people think I have weaknesses).

Oh well that is the price I have to pay for having the whole 'ice prince sex god' thing going on. Granted it does make girls swoon, so completely worth it.

Anyway, must finish Snape essay on fungal poisons. I could probably get out of it but...

A/N: Ok more will come but in the mean time please review! You know you want to.