Right, let the laughter continue. This is my first fic on the site, and I
usually don't type, because of periodic computer deprivation, so I'll do my
best to update often.
Guess what? JinYuy does not own Final Fantasy or Gundam Wing in any way shpae or form. Yeah it sucks, but I guess I'm okay with that. I also do not own the movie The Mummy. I really don't care much about that.
"The Mummy," confirmed Yuna, "is, like, the coolest movie ever. Come on in and watch it." She led everyone into Tidus' living room, which had a humongous flat screen TV and surround sound speakers around the room.
"Nice equipments," said WuFei.
"Thanks," replied Tidus. "Money is a wonderful thing."
"You got a high payin' job or something?" asked Quatre. Tidus stared at him as if he really did have a second head.
"I'm the star player of the Zanarkand Abes," said Tidus.
"Here it comes," said Auron sarcastically. Before Tidus could begin, Wakka puched him onto the couch.
"Skip the description so we can watch the movie," he said. He and Lulu sat together on the floor in front of the couch, While Tidus and Yuna sat beside eachother on the couch. Auron sat in a wooden chair, and Rikku found a stool to sit on. Duo was seated in a rocking chair, and WuFei and Heero opted to stand.
"Okay," said Auron. He got up and tried to put the movie in the machine. However, it wouldn't go in. He pushed harder. "Why the hell won't this thing work?"
"Typical machina," said Wakka. "Beat it a few times and see if that works." Rikku threw a pillow at him, which hit him square in the face.
"Chill gramps!" shouted Auron before he could obey Wakka's order. "Don't force it." He got up and walked up to Auron and took the tape from him. He immediately began bursting into laughter.
"What's...so funny?" asked Auron in disgust. He didn't take beign laughed at too well most of the time.
"You...were trying...to put the tape...in backwards," Tidus struggled to say through his laughter, which spread to anyone.
Auron grunted. "I'm sure you could have all made the same mistake too," he said angrilly.
"Yeah," said Rikku. "If I were from the stoneage and hadn't seen a video player, I'd probably be clueless too." The laughter grew louder, until Auron finally sat in his chair.
"Ladies and gentlemen," said Tidus as he slid the tape in effortlessly, "I present to you, for the fiftieth time in my life, The Mummy." Yuna and Duo were the only ones clapping.
"Is anyone hungry?" asked Yuna as the previews began. "We've got some food here."
"Popcoooorrnn!" shouted Duo. Everyone stared at him, silently questioning where the outburst came from.
"Remember," said Heero. "He's a psychotic idiot. Just leave it at that."
"Right," said Yuna. "Popcorn it is...Tidus?"
"What?" asked Tidus as he was about to sit back down next to his girlfriend. "Oh come on," he pleaded. "You're the one that offered the popcorn. You go fix it."
"But you're the host dummy," said Rikku. "You're supposed to serve us."
"Hold on! Time out!" shouted WuFei. "Men do NOT serve women under any circumstances. It's just not right! It's Injustice!"
"Sit down WuMan," said Duo. "Don't get your panties in a twist."
"I agree with the China man," said Auron. "Tidus should not serve the women popcorn...He should, however, serve me popcorn."
"Shut up gramps!" yelled Tidus. He walked slowly out of the room. "Fine," he said. "I'll get your stupid popcorn. You're probably not gonna like the yellow liquid I put on it though."
"Don't even joke about that man," said Wakka.
Yeah, so this one's a bit shorter, but this will probably become standard. For now, I've changed the rating of this story to G, because it's all good...for now. Please review. I need it.
Guess what? JinYuy does not own Final Fantasy or Gundam Wing in any way shpae or form. Yeah it sucks, but I guess I'm okay with that. I also do not own the movie The Mummy. I really don't care much about that.
"The Mummy," confirmed Yuna, "is, like, the coolest movie ever. Come on in and watch it." She led everyone into Tidus' living room, which had a humongous flat screen TV and surround sound speakers around the room.
"Nice equipments," said WuFei.
"Thanks," replied Tidus. "Money is a wonderful thing."
"You got a high payin' job or something?" asked Quatre. Tidus stared at him as if he really did have a second head.
"I'm the star player of the Zanarkand Abes," said Tidus.
"Here it comes," said Auron sarcastically. Before Tidus could begin, Wakka puched him onto the couch.
"Skip the description so we can watch the movie," he said. He and Lulu sat together on the floor in front of the couch, While Tidus and Yuna sat beside eachother on the couch. Auron sat in a wooden chair, and Rikku found a stool to sit on. Duo was seated in a rocking chair, and WuFei and Heero opted to stand.
"Okay," said Auron. He got up and tried to put the movie in the machine. However, it wouldn't go in. He pushed harder. "Why the hell won't this thing work?"
"Typical machina," said Wakka. "Beat it a few times and see if that works." Rikku threw a pillow at him, which hit him square in the face.
"Chill gramps!" shouted Auron before he could obey Wakka's order. "Don't force it." He got up and walked up to Auron and took the tape from him. He immediately began bursting into laughter.
"What's...so funny?" asked Auron in disgust. He didn't take beign laughed at too well most of the time.
"You...were trying...to put the tape...in backwards," Tidus struggled to say through his laughter, which spread to anyone.
Auron grunted. "I'm sure you could have all made the same mistake too," he said angrilly.
"Yeah," said Rikku. "If I were from the stoneage and hadn't seen a video player, I'd probably be clueless too." The laughter grew louder, until Auron finally sat in his chair.
"Ladies and gentlemen," said Tidus as he slid the tape in effortlessly, "I present to you, for the fiftieth time in my life, The Mummy." Yuna and Duo were the only ones clapping.
"Is anyone hungry?" asked Yuna as the previews began. "We've got some food here."
"Popcoooorrnn!" shouted Duo. Everyone stared at him, silently questioning where the outburst came from.
"Remember," said Heero. "He's a psychotic idiot. Just leave it at that."
"Right," said Yuna. "Popcorn it is...Tidus?"
"What?" asked Tidus as he was about to sit back down next to his girlfriend. "Oh come on," he pleaded. "You're the one that offered the popcorn. You go fix it."
"But you're the host dummy," said Rikku. "You're supposed to serve us."
"Hold on! Time out!" shouted WuFei. "Men do NOT serve women under any circumstances. It's just not right! It's Injustice!"
"Sit down WuMan," said Duo. "Don't get your panties in a twist."
"I agree with the China man," said Auron. "Tidus should not serve the women popcorn...He should, however, serve me popcorn."
"Shut up gramps!" yelled Tidus. He walked slowly out of the room. "Fine," he said. "I'll get your stupid popcorn. You're probably not gonna like the yellow liquid I put on it though."
"Don't even joke about that man," said Wakka.
Yeah, so this one's a bit shorter, but this will probably become standard. For now, I've changed the rating of this story to G, because it's all good...for now. Please review. I need it.