I don't even know why I'm bothering with this. As of right now, when I'm
beginning this, nobody has reviewed this thing except for my sister and I.
This leads me to believe that no one is reading it...sigh...maybe it's just not
funny. Whatever. I'm just gonna put five bullets in this six-bullet
chamber gun and see if I can't have some fun. Here's chap 3 for anyone who
does or does not care. Have fun.
Gundam and Final Fantasy do not belong to me. Sad but true....another heavy sigh.
"Popcorn," muttered Tidus angrily as he prepared some in the kitchen. He could hear the movie beginning outside. "Hey! Does anybody want any drinks to go with their popcorn?!" he asked sarcastically.
"Sure!" he heard Duo call out. He smacked himself on the forehead.
"Had to ask, didn't I?"
"Everyone be quiet," demanded Yuna. "The movie's beginning!" The Mummy started playing as the opening advertisements and previews ended.
"Finally," said WuFei. "I thought we'd never get to the feature presentation."
"You need an attitude adjustment Chang," said Duo.
"Bite me freak," spat WuFei.
"Now, now. Everyone settle down," Quatre said peacefully. Tidus finally walked in with the popcorn and sat down next to Yuna on the couch. Everyone eyed him enviously.
"What?" he asked as innocently as possible. He brought the bowl closer to his stomach and covered it. "Oh no you don't. Mine. My popcorn."
"That's right man," said WuFei. "Tell 'em who the boss is." Heero conked Chang on the back of the head with his gun.
"You talk to much," said Heero monotonously. Everyone advanced slowly on Tidus as he curled up with the popcorn bowl.
"You can't have any," ha continued to say. "It's all mine. You hear!?" Yuna quickly reached over and pinched him in the side and began tickling him furiously. He tried to keep from spilling the bowl as he spoke. "No!...You cant...you're...cheating!"
Heero reached down from behind and picked up the bowl. "How convenient," he said as he took a handful of popcorn. "Looks like I just inherited a large sum of popcorn."
"Come on Yuy," said Duo. "Share."
"Over my dead body," replied Heero.
"Do you guys ever get along?" asked Wakka. "Or are you always fighting?"
"It's not always like this," said Quatre solemnly. "Duo is feeling particular hyper today. You see, he discovered coffee not too long ago, and it's affected us all. You wouldn't believe how much it affects him though."
"Coffee?" asked Duo as he perked up. "You said Coffee? Where? Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee."
"Dammit Quatre," said WuFei. "You just had to go and remind him didn't you?" Duo started bouncing on all fours like a crazed monkey. "Look. Just thinking about coffee gets him a caffeine high."
"Wow," said Rikku. "Look at him go. Does he have a stop button or something?"
"No," said Heero.
"I could make one," said Lulu. "It would be my pleasure."
"I could help," said Auron, brandishing his huge sword.
"No," said Quatre. "Don't kill him." Duo kept bouncing up and down. Quatre looked at him almost piteously.
"You like coffee?" asked Tidus with a grin. Duo vigorously nodded his head up and down so fast that everyone could see multiples of his head. "You want some coffee?" Duo shook his head even faster.
"The guy's gonna break his fuckin' neck," said Wakka.
"That'd be cool to see," said Heero. "Hell, I think I'd pay to see that happen. Give him some coffee."
What's more fun than Duo?... Duo when he's hyped on caffeine of course. Yeah, you can all see where this is gonna end up. I'll later be throwing alcohol into the mix. Then it's gonna get interesting.
Gundam and Final Fantasy do not belong to me. Sad but true....another heavy sigh.
"Popcorn," muttered Tidus angrily as he prepared some in the kitchen. He could hear the movie beginning outside. "Hey! Does anybody want any drinks to go with their popcorn?!" he asked sarcastically.
"Sure!" he heard Duo call out. He smacked himself on the forehead.
"Had to ask, didn't I?"
"Everyone be quiet," demanded Yuna. "The movie's beginning!" The Mummy started playing as the opening advertisements and previews ended.
"Finally," said WuFei. "I thought we'd never get to the feature presentation."
"You need an attitude adjustment Chang," said Duo.
"Bite me freak," spat WuFei.
"Now, now. Everyone settle down," Quatre said peacefully. Tidus finally walked in with the popcorn and sat down next to Yuna on the couch. Everyone eyed him enviously.
"What?" he asked as innocently as possible. He brought the bowl closer to his stomach and covered it. "Oh no you don't. Mine. My popcorn."
"That's right man," said WuFei. "Tell 'em who the boss is." Heero conked Chang on the back of the head with his gun.
"You talk to much," said Heero monotonously. Everyone advanced slowly on Tidus as he curled up with the popcorn bowl.
"You can't have any," ha continued to say. "It's all mine. You hear!?" Yuna quickly reached over and pinched him in the side and began tickling him furiously. He tried to keep from spilling the bowl as he spoke. "No!...You cant...you're...cheating!"
Heero reached down from behind and picked up the bowl. "How convenient," he said as he took a handful of popcorn. "Looks like I just inherited a large sum of popcorn."
"Come on Yuy," said Duo. "Share."
"Over my dead body," replied Heero.
"Do you guys ever get along?" asked Wakka. "Or are you always fighting?"
"It's not always like this," said Quatre solemnly. "Duo is feeling particular hyper today. You see, he discovered coffee not too long ago, and it's affected us all. You wouldn't believe how much it affects him though."
"Coffee?" asked Duo as he perked up. "You said Coffee? Where? Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee."
"Dammit Quatre," said WuFei. "You just had to go and remind him didn't you?" Duo started bouncing on all fours like a crazed monkey. "Look. Just thinking about coffee gets him a caffeine high."
"Wow," said Rikku. "Look at him go. Does he have a stop button or something?"
"No," said Heero.
"I could make one," said Lulu. "It would be my pleasure."
"I could help," said Auron, brandishing his huge sword.
"No," said Quatre. "Don't kill him." Duo kept bouncing up and down. Quatre looked at him almost piteously.
"You like coffee?" asked Tidus with a grin. Duo vigorously nodded his head up and down so fast that everyone could see multiples of his head. "You want some coffee?" Duo shook his head even faster.
"The guy's gonna break his fuckin' neck," said Wakka.
"That'd be cool to see," said Heero. "Hell, I think I'd pay to see that happen. Give him some coffee."
What's more fun than Duo?... Duo when he's hyped on caffeine of course. Yeah, you can all see where this is gonna end up. I'll later be throwing alcohol into the mix. Then it's gonna get interesting.