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Duo had drank three cups of coffee…Three very LARGE cups of coffee at that, and the high that he was n didn't appear to be fading any time soon.
"I don't get it," said Wakka as he watched Duo. "He just keeps this up for how long?"
"Coffee has lots of caffeine in it," said Heero. "On a normal human being, it makes the person hyper. On this one…well, you can all see what I mean."
"More coffee please?" asked Duo from the floor. Everyone shouted a resounding no. "But I wants it. It is precious."
Duo started making weird noises as he curled up on the floor and rocked back and forth.
"I cannot take any more of this," said Rikku.
"I think I can kill him if you'd all allow it," said Lulu.
"No, no," said Auron. "This one's mine. If he dies, I want it to be me who kills him."
"That's supposed to be my job," said Chang angrily. "I kill him. I will someday destroy this bastard and take all the credit."
"You guys have issues," said Tidus. "Can't you get along?"
"They don't usually," said Quatre. "It's always Heero, Duo, and Qutre who are bickering at eachother, but they get over it eventually."
"Then they'll move onto something else to fight about," said Trowa.
"That's right Trowa," confirmed Quatre. "They always find something new to argue-Hey Trowa! Your memory is okay now."
"Did I lose my memory or something?" asked Trowa. Everyone nearly collapsed.
"His head doesn't appear to be too stable either," said Wakka.
"Are you guys going to actually watch any of the movie, or are you going to talk and ruin it for the rest of us who want to see it?!" shouted Yuna suddenly. It took them all back with shock, but they quickly recovered.
"Wait a second," said Auron. "We didn't even want to watch this movie."
"He's right," said Tidus. "I didn't vote for it."
"OF course we all wanted to watch it," said Yuna. "Right guys? Who wants to watch the movie?"
No one's hands were raised. No replies came.
"I believe it's now been established that no one wants to watch the movie," said WuFie.
"I want more coffee!!!" shouted Duo as he hit the ceiling.
"NO!" shouted everyone again.
"Why not?" he pleaded. "I promise I'll be good. Really."
"You promise?" asked Heero.
"If I break my promise, you can kill me," said Duo.
"I'm in!" shouted Heero and WuFei together.
"You heard him," said Yuna. "Give Mr. Energizer Bunny here another coffee."
"You know your way around here quite well," said Tidus. "You've spent many a night in my house. You make the coffee yourself."
"We won't discuss why Yuna has spent many nights here," said Auron. "But as host, you have the responsibility of getting more food and drinks for your guests. Bring more popcorn too."
Tidus began to retort back at them, but knew it to be a battle he couldn't win possibly. So instead, he just got up from the sofa wordlessly and went to the kitchen.