The Hellishly Hot Tokyo College:
Sponsored By Naraku
Character Status
Inuyasha - student, outlaw, 18
Sesshoumaru - professor, bounty hunter, 24
Sango - student, intern cop, 18
Kagome - drop out, outlaw, 16
Miroku - student, false stoner, 19
Kohaku - orphan, bounty hunter, 14
Naraku - professor, mastermind (literarily), 24
Kikyou - student, running spy, 17
Shippou - sidekick, goof, 9
Kanna - sidekick, snoop, 15
Kagura - student, assistant professor 17
Kirara - pet, guardian, unknown
Shinnidama chuu - pet, guardian, unknown
Hatchi - pet, guardian, unknown
Chapter 1: The Out-cumming
Professor Sesshoumaru and Master Professor Naraku sat down in the lobby of the busiest Tokyo college: Youkia And Miko Academy. It was the day before every new student would trample through the clean and polished floors, but work started early for the two professors.
Sesshoumaru broke the silence, " Well what did you call me down here for? I wasn't planning on starting work until tomorrow, ya know?" He looked stern and relaxed for his co-worker's reply.
"I know, I know. But I was working on getting some extra information on a few special students, my friend. Take a look. It's your younger brother, Inuyasha," he said and pointed to the profile. " And here, it's Sango, Miroku, Kikyou, Shippou, and their pets are all registered to come here tomorrow. As students. Just the people not the pets of course." Naraku gazed up at his friends puzzled face.
"Naraku, this best not be another prank!"
"Nope, I was as distraught as you are right now when I found these."
"I am not distraught. Never mind, just how did they get into the school. Well, come on."
"So far I've come up with two possible ways. One: Kagome, that wench, got stupid and your hanyou brother got good enough grades to get in without us noticing or two: Kikyou and Sango picked up an extra little hobby and hacked themselves and everyone else into the system. Luckily I can, get them outta here as fast as they walked in," Naraku smugly smiled and fixed his tie, after he spoke.
" Wait, how, you have nothing on them, yet? You can't legally exspell them all for nothing. The school could get shut down and then our plan would be k'so." Sesshoumaru glared at Naraku for an answer, already redder then an Sango's eyeshadow.
" Don't worry, nothings going to go wrong. Any little slip, an they'll be outta our hair. And watch it, if anyone hears about, what we're doing we'll have more then this school to worry about. Remember!"
Sesshoumaru nodded and stood, Naraku the same and they both bowed themselves politely out.
Shortly after they had their little quail, Professor Naraku and Sesshoumaru went back to their nice hundred thousand dollar homes and slept uneasily through the night.
It was the day Kikyou and Sango and everyone else had waited for. The day to enter the academy. See only people of high statue got into this school, but they all had regular old lives. To them it didn't matter. At all.
Sango rose early with energy and excitement almost stepping on Kirara's tails. She quickly grabbed her clothes and jumped into the shower. She loved a hot, steamy shower in the morning. She got undressed and as she slid the last piece off, her boyfriend walked in.
Miroku had matured in all ways but one. He still was as immature about the human body as ever. Sango always kind of regretted that day she said yes in high school for prom. Miroku started to take of his shirt. Sango retreated into the steam.
Sango's roommate whistled for Miroku's attention. He unknowingly turned around and nearly everything of his shown. Miroku's constant fighting, had paid off. He was midway into unbuttoning his pant, and clearly wasn't wearing any whitey-tighties. A nice set of strong arms and a six pack of abs was good enough to get every girl but the few he wanted to swoon. Miroku stood stunned and surprised.
Sango's roommate called Kirara for back up and stood un-phased at the door. Sango was very into her shower and totally ignored the loud crash from Kirara pouncing on the aroused boyfriend. But then Sango yelled as her friend pulled Miroku out the door, "Thanks, Kik!"
"No prob, girl. I always love having a reason to beat something up, especially Miroku, ya know that." Kikyou shut the door and dropped Miroku's arm on the floor and called Kirara off. And left him there to wake up for himself.
Two boys ran up the hall in their pajamas to see what the clamor was all about. The tiny one was the first to ask, " did you beat, Miroku up again?"
"Maybe, Ship, but he deserved it. Now you two know were not going to be home during the day so, Kohaku my and your sister's cell phone numbers are on the counter and this house best not be a mess or I will have Kanna baby-sit you two. Got it?" Kikyou looked at them with a wink.
"Yup, got it, priestess. And will Miroku be with us or will he wake up in time?" Kohaku playfully asked. " Cuz I can't sit him too, with out extra."
"No he'll be up, or else!" Kikyou walked over to the lazy man laying on the floor. " You best get up, You don't want to be late on your first day at school. It wouldn't be a good example to set for the little kids," she knocked him with her boot, "now would it? Mister?" She laughed as he sat up and got redressed.
Sango walked out of the bathroom all pretty in her new outfit, she flaunted it to tease Miroku as he sat on her bed. "Well, Kik, do you like my new little black skirt and heels. I'm not over doing it for the first day, am I?"
"I don't like it like mister droolly does, but it looks awesome. Your definitely are not over doing it." Kikyou winked in approval and left to get ready herself.
Sango sent the boys to get ready, including Miroku, and finish putting her purple eyeshadow on and foundation. Kikyou stood in front of the mirror debating about what to wear. Soon she choose a flowy white skirt and a pair of white heels, and she wore a white midriff showing shirt with sleeves similar to her miko outfit shirt. She was comfortable and sexy all in one.
"I hope I can ring the Master Professor at this place too. I wonder who it is. The system only said that Sesshoumaru was a major professor. What in the naraku could he be up to and with only naraku knows who? Why when I talk to myself is mainly the only time I get flustered?" She giggled and walked to put her light make-up on and comb her long black hair.
In his room, Miroku go dressed himself. His normal but cute apparel would do just fine for him. A clean, pair of dark blue jeans and an unwrinkled dress shirt. It was his standard pimp clothes, as he would call them. He pulled back his hair into a tiny tail and gelled his bangs to be perfectly in his face but not in his eyes. He smiled and ran to the living room waited for the girls.
Kikyou and Sango rushed out of there bedrooms. It was a hour before their classes started and it took almost forty-five minutes to drive. Putting their make-up bags into their purses they rushed out with Miroku by each arm.
"Hey! You guys, what's the rush. Class doesn't start for another hour." Miroku yelled for their attention before they threw him into the car.
"Yes, exactly why we have to go," Sango said panicky.
"But, Kikyou took that miko class over the summer."
"Yeah, so what? It's just in case . . . we have to get out of somewhere fast. . . " Sango said as it came to her mind.
"Hey, no, no, no. I am not going to use anything I learned unless it's an emergency. Got it you two!" Kikyou tried to say sternly as the peer pressure was bound to get to her.
"But come on. We want to go their as the top. And I hate starting at the bottom, you know that," Miroku said.
"Same here, Kikyou, I know why. You don't even have any new power since you got back, that's why you can't use them," Sango said tauntingly.
"FINE! You big babies, we've wasted twenty minutes and the only reason you want me to use my Shinnidama chuu is for I can't kill you two driving." Kikyou relaxed and called for her pets to carry them to school faster then anyone could see. "I'll warn you, it's not fun and you'll need to fix your hair when we're done."
As soon as Kikyou said that, her pets whisked them to school on their backs. But the Shinnidama chuu tried to go into the second floor lobby instead of the first floor. All three landed with a smack right in front of a door that said " Master Professor Naraku".
Miroku and Sango were still on the floor when Kikyou got up. She patted her hair and caught a glimpse of the door. She hid it for her own plans to succeed and she leant down to help her friends up.
"I warned you they weren't perfect," Kikyou cleverly said.
Sango rose and said, "you didn't say they'd throw us into a wall."
"Yeah,"Miroku agreed.
"Sorry, lets go to the lobby and get our books okay?" Kikyou offered.
"Fine," the other said at the same time.
"Well after you, Miroku you know this place better then we do."Kikyou appointed.
Then Miroku led the way down the hall. Sango fallowed closely while Kikyou lingered behind. She eyed the door but someone peered out side it. She couldn't tell who, but turned the corner quickly so not to be seen.
But the curious master professor caught a glimpse of Kikyou's recognizable hair and knew that it was her. Naraku wanted Kikyou dead but also wanted her to suffer. The reason was because of the lost heart deep inside Naraku. He eased back into his office and called for Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru took the stairs to Naraku's office. The same stairs Miroku and the girls took, so he got saw out of the corner of his eye Kikyou and Sango talking. None of them saw Sesshoumaru as he clinked to Naraku.
"Yes, what is it, Naraku?"Sesshoumaru asked, out of breathe.
"Apparently you know, all ready. Didn't you see them," Naraku confenantly acknowledged.
"Yes, but what is the problem, only Miroku, Sango and Kikyou are in the lobby. . . Wait how did you know they were here, Naraku?"
"I want to know how in my name did they smash my door in, or more importantly, how did they get past my barriers up here?"
'"Don't look at me like I know. Come on, it's no big deal at least my brother isn't here and my class is in four minutes. So I have to go and I'll find out all I can. I'll have a pop quiz on magic. That'll tell us exactly what they know. But after I find out who knows the most, I need you to lock us in my room to find out how they know what they know. 'Kay? Okay."
Sesshoumaru nodded and as he walked out the door the bell rang for class. It saved him, from getting into a friendly argument. Sesshoumaru chanted a spell and appeared in front of his class.
"Alright class I see you've found your seats in the back of the classroom, that really tells me how welcoming you are," he gazed to the very back row were Miroku, Sango and Kikyou sat in a row alone. " Well, I have a rule the back row used after the front rows first. So everyone pick up your books and find a closer seat." Sesshoumaru knew what he was doing. He was always a fan of the saying " keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
Kikyou and her friends sighed along with the rest of the class and as Kik moved closer she scooped out the entire room for anything out of place. She sat again at the side of her friends. She never stopped eyeing her sensia. She didn't trust him, at all.
"Okay, every year I start with a pop quiz, just to let me get to know you a little better and to know what I'll have to focus on this semester," He handed the papers to a woman behind him.
She wore a red dress with a pair of white sandals. Her hair was done up into a bun with two beaded feathers in her hair by her ear. She did not smile at all. But she looked just as mysterious either way.
Sesshoumaru pointed at the teenage woman, "this pretty woman is Kagura, she will be assisting me and the other professors, in all your classes. Show her the respect you would show me," his eyes glow red and clearly intimidated everyone but Kikyou.
While Kagura passed a paper to everyone, Sango leant to Kikyou, "Scary, huh? He's got a creepy way of being a teacher."
"Maybe but don't let it get to you, or the mutt beside you. That's what her wants." Kikyou watched Kagura, and noticed she was not doing what she wanted willingly. And something was controlling her.
"Thanks,"Kikyou said as Kagura gave her a quiz and they both nodded in respect. Kikyou looked up after placing her name on the paper, and realized that the professor was glaring at her.
She ignored him as she answered the first question. She looked at it surprised. "Who is the Master Professor and what is his/her specialty?" She knew the answer, and figured out this was more then a pop quiz for her and her friends. She answered it plainly, Naraku, Transformation. The next question: What is my speciality? She again plainly answered transformation.
The next question was odd, What is the most powerful way of youkia travel, Kikyou answered it with a giggle, Shinnidama chuu. What is the most sacred value of a miko, was the forth question. She answered with focus. The most sacred value of a miko is to find and destroy youkia like you. The fifth question she left blank. And handed her paper to Kagura.
The rest of the class did as well and Sesshoumaru stood. Kikyou's paper was on top, she turned it in first. He gazed at it then at her. She returned the un-welcoming stare.
Sesshoumaru broke the stare. "Well assuming by theses scores I'm going to have to ask each one of you to say after class. Starting with the highest score. Kikyou. . ." the bell rang for the end of class, " you're first. Please stay in your set and the rest of you good-bye and I'll see you tomarrow."
Kikyou stood and ignored Sesshoumaru's order. No one told her what to do without a fight. She was about five feet away from the door when it shut all on its own. Kagura stood outside, Kikyou say her through the window. She grabbed the handle. Kikyou stood frightened, then a shock ran through her bones and threw her at her professors' feet as he smiled.
"I asked you to stay in your seat, Kikyou, now I hate disobedient students, but I love making an exception for the pretty ones." He reached down and gave a hand to help her up.
Kikyou rolled over and got herself of the floor. She knew he was up to something and wasn't going to let him win. " Thanks, but no thanks," then she shouted, "SHINNIDAMA CHUU!" But nothing came to her
"You can't get out and nothing can get in. Plain and simple. So why don't you just tell me why you didn't answer the last question like everyone else, Kik. I mean we're friends and have that student/sensia confidentiality thing going on. So your secret was safe with me." He smirked and glided over to her,
She felt attacked and tried to put up her defences. She touched his shoulder and grabbed his shirt. While she closed her eyes, she focused on her miko powers to throw him for a loop. "Get away from . . . me!" Nothing happened accept him back handing her.
"Tisk, tisk, tisk, I thought I said none of your abilities would work in here. Why don't you get comfortable on the floor." He walk over and set his black shirt on his seat and took of his undershirt, too. The professor walked over to were the amateur miko lay and bent over her. "You seem to be pretty comfortable right there, and know I am going to join you." Sesshoumaru sat closely to the off-put girl and wrapped his arm around her firmly.
"So, why Naraku, professor,"Kikyou mocked cockily, she eased into his tight hold because she knew he could easily had killed her all ready if he had wished. "Sesshoumaru? You already know how I figured out all of this, so why don't you tell me everything else as our little . . . secret. . ., " Kikyou looked up innocently.
" I cannot trust you yet, is why. Don't try to play me as a pone. It won't work. I have watched you and I know how you act and why." The professor got up and stood Kikyou with his arm still around her.
He walked her to his desk and sat her in his chair. Then he opened his drawer and pulled out something. Sesshoumaru looked at his hostage, again and laughted. He saw her fear, and total innocence. She had no clue what was going to happen next. Kikyou's capture turned to his new toy and chanted a low spell. Kikyou looked at him strangely then slowly closed her eyes and slept deeply.
Sesshoumaru leant forward, and spoke, "Kikyou, wake up. Come on, time to wake UP!" He tested her sleep again and backhanded her across the face. Next he laughed. It had worked. Sesshoumaru would definitely have Miss Kikyou suffer forever. ' Why not," He thought to himself.
Sango looked at Miroku on his cell phone checking on the boys at home. She wondered to herself ' Where's Kik, Sesshoumaru called her to stay after class, but I didn't know he meant half the day. I'm worried. ' She shared her concern with Miroku.
"Miroku, so, what do you think?"
"Well sounds like you a little paranoid. Remember, Kikyou beat my ass this morning. She can take care of herself."
"But, Miroku. . ."
"If it will make you feel better, we'll stop by the classroom and check on them, okay, honey?"
Miroku kissed Sango on the forehead and held her hand until they got to the door. Both of them curiously gazed inward.
"See, sweetheart, they are sitting there probably discussing spells or youkia or something."
Sure enough Miroku was right, Sango sighed in relief and disappointment of being wrong. An image of Professor Sesshoumaru and Kikyou shown through the window. Nothing was wrong, but nothing seemed right, either.
Miroku led Sango down the hall and to the cafeteria to await their friends arrival patiently. They ate and talked to pass the time.
Inuyasha rose from his dirty bed. The were sheets tore and unwashed. It was dark and the lights were all burnt out. He looked around for his watch to see what time was. He fumbled around, crashing into things and tripping. Finally he fell and his watch lay in front of him. A strains to see the time.
" Oh, k'so! Kagome! Why didn't you wake me up. It's the first day at the academy and I'm very late." He searched frantically to find his clothes. The best thing he had was a pair of wripped jeans, a white tank top, a woren out red button shirt. He threw on a dew-rag and sunglasses to hide his face. His shoes were in bad shape, barely without holes in them. He didn't even brush his long white/silver hair.
"Inuyasha don't you dare take that tone with me boy! I'll shoot you so full of arrows you won't have that stupid school to worry about. Oh and it better get us out of this dump." Kagome said sternly, while she glared at her boyfriend.
"Oh, cum off. Relax. It will right after I defeat NARAKU, YEAH THAT"S RIGHT! I'M ALL THAT, uh huh, mm mmm. Sorry, hun gotta go before I'm even later.
He kissed his lover on the cheek and hopped out a second story window on top a moving semi. No matter what she did she could never make him take a bus, anywhere. At least no one noticed.
Naraku sat smugly in his large leather chair and awaited his only class. It was normally all seniors but three freshmen made it in this year. He knew that one of them would be gone and ahead of time marked her absent. He realized Inuyasha had probably got cold feet and decided not to come to class on the first day. It didn't matter. He'd have someone on his side that he knew Inuyasha couldn't resist.
The bell rang and took him from his fantasy of ruling the earth with youkia at his every whim, but no real queen to rule beside him. He stood and used his miasma to quickly take him to his classroom. He always loved to surprise so he transported himself right behind Miroku and Sango.
Naraku leant forward, "tisk, tisk, Miroku none of that in my class."
Sango and Miroku turned in false belief of their enemy being a sensia at the academy, But what they saw confirmed their fears. It was him, and he was their teacher. Both of the off-put students slyly smiled, trying to withdraw their fear and temptations.
"Naraku! How did you get here and what do you mean your classroom?" Sango said frantically.
"Now, now, Sango stay calm. I'll take care of him.," Miroku stood nearly shaking in the knees. He pulled his sleeve back and aimed his hand at Naraku.
"Sorry but you won't use that here and suck everyone else into it too," Naraku said conveniently and vanished to the front of the room.
With a hateful sigh, the two students relaxed into their seats. Naraku stood at the front of the class taunting Miroku to use his Kazzawaru. Person in that room, but maybe Naraku and Sango could be sucked into the man's arm and be killed. It was no use. They had to lay low for now.
"Welcome to my class. Here is the most difficult and painful course any of you will ever take. If you're feeling cowardly now, you might as well leave and never graduate because you'll make a fool of yourself in front of everyone if you don't succeed. The door is open, anyone?" Naraku slammed the door shut as no one answered. Then he strongly walked up and down the rows of students. Examining them, classifying them and studying them to see who was the best of the best. His eye lingered many times on Miroku and Sango while they eyed him as well.
He stopped at there desks and smirked slightly. Then out of nowhere someone crashed through the window of the door. It rolled many times before stopping. Finally it got up, unarmed and unaware, the boy rose to his knees to catch his breathe. Naraku appeared near the obvious hanyou. His miasma surrounded them and Naraku spoke, "Inuyasha, your late? This will be fun. I can make an example out of you to show how I deal with tardiness."
" Whatever. Give me some room to breathe. And were did all . . . this . . . miasma. . . come from. . . " Inuyasha coughed lightly, and then rose to his feet. "Na. . .Naraku, what in your name are you doing here!" The hanyou stared at his foe harshly. Continued to choke until the smoke cleared.
"Inuyasha you should show your superiors some respect." Naraku backhanded Inuyasha in the face.
Inuyasha's head turned and looked at Naraku stubbornly. He reached to his side for his sword but there was nothing there. A shadow fell over the two and Inuyasha tried to kick Naraku and missed.
Naraku on the other hand had an old fashion katana attached to his belt but continued to beat Inuyasha. The hanyou was to weak to fight back. Naraku swiftly he kicked Inuyasha in the back and chopped him in the neck. The shadow lifted with Inuyasha on the floor and Naraku's katana to the hanyou's neck. "Come on and wake up pretty boy."
Inuyasha's eyes stay closed as he talked back. "I'm no pretty boy!" His eyes snapped open and his body froze in fear that Naraku would kill him tight then.
"Everyone say seated. Inuyasha find your seat as well. I hope that taught you all your first lesson at the expense of your peer Inuyasha, here." Naraku sheathed his katana and sat in his leather chair. Kagura handed him a set of papers, telling him Inuyasha was the newest student and for him to sign,
Sango showed Inuyasha an empty seat near them. And helped him to it. She nor Miroku could believe he got into the academy without her help.
"Sango I said 'stay seated.' Am I wrong? Of coarse not. Now sit before I must teach another tiering lesson to you as well." Naraku downingly said.
"Hai, sensia." She bowed and sat. If Inuyasha couldn't defend himself how would she?
Kikyou awoke tied down with rope that Sesshoumaru had gotten from his drawer earlier. "What the?" Kikyou looked around, struggling to get free.
"Don't even try it. No one's coming everyone is in Naraku's class. So it's just you and me here. Don't make it any harder then it already might be Or I'll be forced to take my anger out on you!" Sesshoumaru glared at is helpless prisoner. Kikyou was clearly showing her fear, for mercy at least.
"Please. Don't do what ever your planning. I hacked into the academy's mainframe. It was easy but everything I know about you and Naraku is completely hands on, earlier when my Shinnidama chuu smashed us into the Master Professor's door was when I knew Naraku was here. I swear no one else knows, I hid the name. Just let me go," Kikyou struggled but the rope just dug into her wrist and ankles.
"It's not that easy. See how do I know that's the truth," Sesshoumaru stepped back. He extended his arm, two of his fingers tightly pressed together. Then like a lightning bolt, a stream of light shot out of his claws. He didn't seemed stressed at all, but still wanted more fear out of the young miko.
"Sesshoumaru, what's that," Kikyou looked into his eyes, then at the whip-like light.
Sesshoumaru turned and aimed at a students desk near Kikyou's restraints. The whip crushed against the frail desk. Like a twig int the wind the desk fell to pieces.
"Sesshoumaru. . .?"
" It's Sesshoumaru-sama to you now. And your mine, just like Kagura is Naraku's," his whip tore off Kikyou's outfit. He got on his knees and withdrew his light.
"Ses-Sesshoumaru-sama," KIkyou turned her head, she knew what he wanted now. Kikyou struggled to pull her knees and elbows together. He held her shoulders down and grabbed a hand full of hair.
"Don't make me kill you, because I will if I must, " he smirked and leaned his bare chest against her's. He released her hair and forced her neck back. And kissed it.
"What are you doing," Kikyou felt her body get warmer. He pulled back and looked at her. Kikyou could see the glare in his yellow eyes. No one could stop him from what her wanted.
She thought to herself 'not even Inuyasha can help me now. . .' Kikyou closed er eyes and a tear was forced outward and fell down he cheek.