Because people have questions and Tier
has no life, (and we finished another chapter of the story,)
it's time for Ask Tier!
Dear Tier,
if you were an animal in our world, what type of animal do you think
you'd be?
from Feniiku
Dear Feniiku,
Besides human, you mean? I already kind of look . . . I mean,
humans kind of look like me.
So what would I be, eh Fenny?
Let's see. I'd have to be a flying animal because all the others
kind of stink. Maybe an eagle! Yeah, a giant condor - yes,
a CONDOR! With green and pink feathers and a cry that shatters
the night!
I would make a totally awesome condor! So there you go.
Signed, Tier
DEAR PERSON,
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE? LOVE, THE ALL CAPS PERSON
Dear . . . All Caps Person,
I do have a name you know, and it's Tier. You know, like a row of
chairs or something? At least that's what Molls says it
means. She also says that I'm a lousy judge of music.
Anyway I've never had any vegetables so nyah.
Signed Tier
Dear friend,
May I perhaps ask you how you believe the common work desk is
made? Yours truely, the small font person.
Dear weirdo who is being far to familiar when we've never met,
Seriously, friend? Do I know you?
Anyway, workdesks. . . well as I understand it, you take the tallest
tree in the forest and chop it down, then carve a desk out of it.
Or maybe you just buy it from a store and let them worry about how to
make one of the stupid things.
Signed Tier
Dear s Strongbad /s Tier,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Dear . . . . whoever you are,
No signature. Really, I thought that I had taught you
better!
If one more person asks me this I . . . hey wait, I'm not
Strongbad!
Darn confusing question asking weirdo. . . .
Signed a very disgruntled Tier