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Chapter II - Exploring
Zell: Ok guys I'm really really scared . . .
Selphie: Yeah I'm scared too . . .
Irvine: Don't worry guys I'm sure our commander can protect us.
Squall: What? Since when was I the leader? I don't remember volunteering.
Quistis: Squall? Any suggestions?
Squall: Why does everyone have to depend on me? I hate being depended on.
All: (look expectantly at Squall)
Talkative Squall: Go! Say something!
Antisocial Squall: No, I'm scared. What if I say something wrong?
Talkative Squall: C'mon just say something. You'll look really stupid if you don't.
Antisocial Squall: FINE.
Squall: Rinoa its over.
Talkative Squall: (slaps himself on the head) Great going dipshit.
Antisocial Squall: Well you told me to say something.
Rinoa: (in tears) What? You. . . but . . . I thought. . . we . . . no . . . please . . . Squall . . . sniff . . . sob . . . (starts crying hysterically)
Anitisocial Squall: Uh oh. . . maybe it was something I said?
Talkative Squall: No you think?
Irvine: . . . o.0
Selphie: . . . o.0
Zell: (whispers to Selphie) Wait, what just happenend?
Selphie: (whispers back) Squall just broke up with Rinoa.
Zell: (shouts) WHAT? OH MY GOD SQUALL JUST BROKE UP WITH RINOA!? MAN RINOA MUST FEEL LIKE SHIT RIGHT NOW!
Selphie: ZELL SHUT UP!
Zell: MAN THAT HAS TO HURT DEEP DOWN INSIDE!
Irvine: ZELL SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING HER FEEL WORSE!
Zell: Hey I'm not the one who just said its over. It was Squall.
Squall: Zell just shut up.
Quistis: (Pounces on the opportunity) Squall, I know it must hurt. It was a rough decision and Iím glad you were able to pull through. I just want you to know that if you want me I'll be right here for you.
Selphie: (whispers) Quisty you can't do that! It violates the women's unspoken treaty!
Quistis: What unspoken treaty?
Selphie: Its too early for you to hit on him like that. You can only hit on him when he's in his rebound stage.
Quistis: (points to Rinoa) It's her own fault for losing him.
Rinoa: SHUT UP QUISTIS! I HATE YOU YOU DIRTY BITCH!
Quistis: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A BITCH YOU TWO GIL-AN-HOUR WHORE!
Rinoa: WHO HAD TO GIVE HEAD TO CID TO GET BACK TEACHING PRIVILIGES?!
Zell: That was me.
Rinoa: JUST SHUT UP ZELL STAY OUT OF THIS!
Zell: NO YOU SHUT UP!
Selphie: ZELL HER BOYFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH HER! I THINK SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH THE RIGHT TO YELL!
Zell: WELL TELL HER TO STOP WITH THE CAPS! IT REALLY HURTS MY EYES!
Irvine: ZELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Talkative Squall: Hey shouldn't you say something?
Antisocial Squall: (drools seeing Quistis angry) . . . so . . . hot . . .
Talkative Squall: Something else?
Antisocial Squall: FINE
Squall: Quistis you have a nice ass.
Talkative Squall: NICE.
Antisocial (now Pimp) Squall: Thanks.
Quistis: (smiles appreciatively) Thanks.
Rinoa: (tearing her hair) RRRAAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!
Zell: Hey guys, look! ?????? just disappeared.
Selphie: phew.
Zell: I'm glad ALL of problems have been solved.
Irvine: No I think there's still the problem of Rinoa/Squall/Quistis.
Zell: I think I just said, "I'm glad ALL of problems have been solved" (p3.line27)
Rinoa: (words cannot describe her feelings) Must. . . Kill. . . Quistis. . .
Talkative Squall: Say something to lighten the mood.
Squall: Quistis has a nice rack.
Rinoa: RRRAAARRRGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Talkative Squall: Something else quick.
Squall: Lets split up.
Zell: Ok.
Squall: The teams will be Me, Zell, and Quistis.
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zell: Hell no! That's a gayass team. How about me, Squall, and Quistis?
Irvine: I think that's the same team.
Zell: You're mom's the same team.
Irvine: So you're mom's ascreamer.
Selphie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quistis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Talkative Squall: That was fucking HILARIOUS.
Zell: Wait, what?
Irvine: You don't get it?
Zell: No.
Selphie: He just implied he slept with your mom.
Rinoa: NO the teams are going to be me and Squall.
Quistis: NO its ME and Squall.
Rinoa: NO.
Quistis: YES!!
Selphie: Why not just all the girls on one team and all the guys on another.
Squall: YES! Just please shut up.
Rinoa: Fine.
Quistis: Fine
Selphie: Ok
Irvine: Right-o
Zell: (Just found out that Irvine implied he slept with Mrs. Dintch) I'll fucking KILL YOU.
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