Disclaimer : Ranma does not belong to me.Certainfeatures from retarded yet funny college movies are in this fanfic, also not mine.

Ranma Saotome : The College Student

Prologue : Do I have to?

"What!"

Ranma looked incredulously at his parents as they held a sheet of paper in front of him. Taking the form from their hands, he skimmed through various paragraphs of information until he read one part out loud,

"Mr. Saotome, you have failed most of our recommended procedures and although your credentials are less than promising, your 'mother' has made it clear that you must attend college. So, University Kawasaki has made an exception and we will accept you into our school."

Ranma let the form slip from his hands, as shock was apparent on his face. Snapping out of his daze, he turned an angry glare towards his father and mother and questioned,

"College? Why do I have to go to college! I finished high school, wasn't that enough?"

Although Genma was cowering behind his wife, Nodoka held firm as she replied,

"I will not have my manly son go on with his life as a retard! I expect you to get a college degree! I also expect you to pick up beautiful women at various teenage college parties, get married, have a couple of mistresses, and have lots and lots of children!"

Ranma tried his hard to keep his cool under his mother's gaze, but to no avail as he suddenly found himself kneeling in front of her. He bowed his head back up and asked,

"Do I really have to go to college?"

Nodoka nodded as she replied,

"I already packed your things dear, the taxi should be here any moment to pick you up."

With a gloomy expression, Ranma accepted his fate and went upstairs to get his things. Genma, realizing Ranma had left the room, valiantly stood and posed as he cried out,

"I sure taught that insolent boy of mine a lesson, didn't I wife! Shows him that a real man like me is always in control!"

Nodoka sipped her tea quietly as she said,

"Go get some more tea for me husband."

"Yes dear."

"Stupid, perverted, jerk, I hope he never comes back, I hate him, I wish I never met him!"

Akane continued to insult Ranma as she mercilessly beat into her 'Ranma' figurine with hardcore punches. With one spin kick, she caused the figurine to break and fly through the dojo's door as Nabiki was currently entering. Narrowly dodging the figurine, she walked towards her sister with an amused expression on her face.

"You're going to miss him, aren't you?"

Akane blatantly ignored Nabiki as she started a kata, however Nabiki was not going down without a fight.

"You can't fool me sis, even if Ranma is an idiot, you like him."

Akane stiffened when she heard that comment, causing her to fall to the floor. With a furious expression on her face, she angrily retorted,

"Why would anyone like a stupid, perverted, jerk like him, especially me? I hate him and I could care less about what he wants to do. If it doesn't involve me, that it's not my problem!"

Akane stood up and proceeded to leave the dojo.

"Ranma's mom is voiding the engagement."

Akane froze in mid-step as she contemplated on what that meant. With a strained expression on her face, she answered,

"So, see if I care!"

She stomped out of the dojo and entered the Tendo home, leaving a sympathetic Nabiki behind. Nabiki reluctantly shook her head as she said to no one in particular,

"You're going to regret saying that Akane. No matter what you say to everyone else, you can't fool me."

Nabiki was shaken out of her thoughts when she saw Kasumi come into the dojo with a cup of tea. With a worried expression on her face, she handed Nabiki the cup of tea and asked,

"Oh my, is Akane alright? I saw her go upstairs almost crying."

Nabiki shook her head as she sipped from her cup.

"Akane'll be alright big sis, she's just worried about Ranma going to college, that's all."

Kasumi with her usual clueless expression, said with concern,

"Oh my, I hope Akane isn't sad because she's going to a different college than Ranma-kun is."

Nabiki looked at her skeptically and said sarcastically,

"Of course that isn't it Kasumi, Akane is just sad she won't be able to cook for us anymore now that she's off to college."

Kasumi smiled serenely as she replied,

"Oh, is that all? Well than I guess I could let Akane cook everyday until she goes to college."

Kasumi left the dojo, leaving a horrified Nabiki behind.

"Me and my big mouth."

"Stupid mom, stupid pops, stupid college directory of University Kawasaki and all it's staff and members." Ranma grumbled as he sat back in his chair on the plane. He looked out the window with curiosity as he continued to see streams of clouds pass by the plane. Feeling a tap on his shoulder, he turned to see a strange looking boy of about his age with green hair. With a goofy smile on his face, the boy asked Ranma,

"Hey, you goin' to University Kawasaki too?"

Ranma reluctantly nodded his head as the strange boy's grin grew wider.

"Great! Me too! The names Reiji Hitose, but my friends call me Rei, if I had any. What's yours?"

Ranma scratched the back of his head as he answered,

"Uh, it's Ranma, Ranma Saotome."

The boy wiped his runny nose with the back of his hand before extending the same hand to Ranma.

"Okay, Ran! You and me are going to be great friends, I just know it!"

Shaking his head with a look of despair on his face, he stared out the window and whispered out loud,

"What have I got myself into?"

TBC.

It's new and kinda short, but it's a start. Not a Akane/Ranma fic, just to warn you. Going to be a change of pace to what I usually write. It's going to contain lots of stupid crap from typical American college films such as American Pie, Road Trip, Old School, Euro Trip, and Van Wilder. If there are any problems, don't hesitate to give me any complaints.

Tell me what you think, Please R&R, Suggestions are greatly appreciated. Thanks for Your Support, Daniel Shinigami.

Ja'ne!