Disclaimer : Ranma does not belong to me. Certain features from many retarded yet funny college movies are in this fanfic, which are also not mine.

Ranma Saotome : College Student

Chapter 1 : Freshman

"This puts a damper in our plan."

"Indeed."

Two shadows sat in the middle of a dark room, both were obviously smoking as one was bulkier than the other. The smaller shadow questioned,

"What can we do to stop this from happening?"

The larger shadow sighed loudly and said,

"The only possible solution is to capture him, and force him to do what we want against his will."

The other shadow nodded in agreement.

"Husband, why are you sitting in the dark?" A woman's voice asked as she flickered the lights on, showing that the woman was Nodoka Saotome and the two shadows occupying the room were Soun Tendo and Genma Saotome.

Genma slightly sweated as he answered,

"N-Nothing wife, we were just talking about stocks, that's all."

Nodoka nodded hesitantly and left the room. Genma gulped loudly and wiped the sweat off his brow. He pounded his chest with his fist and said,

"Damn my wife, if only I weren't so kind and forgiving, I'd give that woman a smack and make her beg for my forgi-URK!"

Genma didn't get to finish his sentence as a large metal ashtray hit him squarely on the back of his head, Nodoka's voice in the distant saying,

"Don't forget to use and ashtray when you're smoking, HUSBAND!"

"Now, mister Saotome,"

Ranma kept himself from fidgeting under the Dean's piss-inducing gaze.

"On your transcript, it says you have caused destruction and mayhem at Furikan High, your previous high school. Your principal also told me you liked to beat up students and destroy countless walls inside the school,"

Ranma sighed and stared at his shoes as he realized that his past may have cost him his college registration.

"However,"

Ranma snapped his head back up.

"Principal Kuno has been a bit, how shall we put it, colorful as of late, so we here at University Kawasaki shall give you the benefit of the doubt. Welcome to Kawasaki, mister Saotome."

The dean stood up and shook hands with the ever eager Ranma, but before he could allow him to leave, he commented,

"Do not think you are getting special treatment, Mister Saotome, we are going to be watching your actions. One slip up and you're out of here."

Ranma gulped loudly again before nodding in agreement. He walked away slowly and went out the door, leaving a slightly amused Dean.

"The freshmen always fall for the 'I'm watching you' ruse, what suckers."

The man went to his desk and took out a yo-yo from his pocket. He sat down on his leather chair and proceeded to play with the toy.

"Geez, I thought I'd never leave."

Ranma commented as he adjusted the strap on his luggage pack. He walked along the school parking lot before he than heard some rampant grunting and laughing as he turned towards a bunch of football players beat up a goofy looking 19 year old with green hair, which Ranma recognized as Reiji from the plane not too long ago.

Dropping his pack, he ran towards them and immediately broke up the fiasco and helped Rei to his feet, much to his gratitude. Letting the bruised and slightly bleeding Reiji collect his wits on his knees, Ranma turned towards the sneering football players with a glare.

"Why are you picking on him?" Ranma questioned loudly. The main football player, some buffed kid with tacky bleached blonde hair, snorted out an answer,

"This dork was touching my car." The jock emphasized what he meant by pointing his thumb backwards at the red convertible behind him.

Ranma turned back towards the sheepishly smiling Reiji who in turn said,

"It was shiny, I couldn't help it."

The blonde jock walked to Reiji and kicked him squarely in the side. Reiji cried out in pain as the jock laughed loudly, but he didn't get to finish him laugh as Ranma suddenly punched him in the cheek, causing him to go crashing in the cement. The two other jocks shouted profanities as they both went for Ranma.

Crouching down, he dodged both punched from both sides and sweeped under their feets, which caused them to fall head first in the cement. The blonde jock got back up and tried for a tackle from behind, but to no avail as Ranma did a sudden backflip and used his momentum to push down at the blonde's back with his hands, causing him to go crashing into the two other jocks.

The three jocks scrambled back to their feets and ran away, swearing vengeance against Ranma and what not. Ranma sighed loudly as he realized he had already made enemies before even starting college. He felt a hand on his shoulder and turned to a smiling Reiji.

"We sure showed those jerks a thing or two didn't we?" Reiji commented as he made jabbing gestures while jumping around frantically. He turned back to Ranma with a slight curious look on his face and asked,

"How did you do all those tricks?"

Ranma smiled arrogantly and replied,

"I'm a martial artist!"

Reiji scratched the back of his head and asked,

"Martial artist? Is that some food?"

Ranma facefaulted in the cement. He snapped back to his feet and yelled out,

"What are you an idiot?"

He chose wisely not to ask again as Reiji started to use his tongue to try and reach for a small stream ofmucus descending from his nose. Choosing to ignore his antics, Grabbing his pack, Ranma walked away slowly and proceeded to look for the dorm room he was assigned to.

"505, 506, 507, 508, 50-9! Ah, here it is."

Ranma inserted his key into the keyhole and turned the knob to enter the room. Inside, he saw large stacks of boxes and a familiar mop of green hair within the confines of them. A head popped up which showed itself to be the boy from before, Reiji. He smiled goofily and waved his hand like and idiot.

"Hey there Ran! Guess you're my dorm mate huh? (Laughs, snorts) We're going to have soo much fun!"

TBC.

I would write more, but my computer needs to be repaired because of some viruses that keep causing the comp to restart when I don't want it to. I'll probably have to use my dad's computer, So be patient. As you probably have guessed by now, Reiji is going to be Ranma's friend at college, no matter how much he doesn't want to. This is going to be your typical college/Ranma fanfic. One tomboy, one rich bitch, one normal, the typical football bully, and so on and so forth. Ideas are greatly needed.

Tell me What you think, Please R&R, Suggestions are greatly appreciated. Thanks For Your Support, Daniel Shinigami.

Ja'ne!